/dsg/ Dark Souls and Demon's Souls

>it's an FC host dies mid-fight episode

No, why would I?

>dragons
>boys who look like girls
>100% canon bird girls

WHEN YOU JUMP TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU FOUND

THE WHEEL
THE WHEEL
THE WHEEL

NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FEEL

Posting in every thread until someone willing to do it rises up
Anyone want to host a pontiff Fightclub on Ps4 for the sake of blues and dorkmoons to get ears?
We don't get family share so it becomes pretty fucking difficult farming these things for 30+hours just to get the damn ring not even the buff
If anyone is willing I'll drop whatever you need just really would like to have a hand here since From is incompetent

Londor Shade uses an offhand Manikin Claw right? If people are too afraid of dropping the Caestus in their cosplays they should be cosplaying that guy.

Are you one of the cucks that hates his off-screen grinding?

This whole playthrough is fucking garbage

And the fanbase is fucking cancerous. At least DSP's fanbase collectively shits on dsp for his poor play while look at all these cock suckers felicitating Pat's horrible playing

Why is /dsg/ so fucking degenerate?

>mouse hover on comic briefly to see if it's a funny souls thing
>nope just another censored porn thing

>go back and look again

we don't allow spoopy content here

dalsifodyas.tumblr.com/post/144499490209/what-is-it-all-about-just-my-two-cents-dont

damn rly makes you think.......

>Nameless King has a 1HKO "grab" attack
What

>boys that look like girls
you rang

>got summoned as a dark moon for the first time in probably 100 hours

holy shit

>Why is /dsg/ so fucking degenerate?

because that one time in middle school where the class all told the hot girl that you had a crush on her and she just started laughing that you never got over

Art. And he doesn't even look like a slut. Good shit famalam.

Is there a way to permanently block a player in DS2?

There's currently this asshole sitting in Iron Keep that keeps summoning people just to stab them with a modified instant-break weapon.

Cost me a good 80k souls already.

Anybody?

I played DS1 for a couple hours yesterday. Holy shit does it play awfully compared to the newer games.

>I forgot to level vigor

though getting grabbed in the first place is pretty kek

I started up Beast Souls

The difference in production value is crazy

Recent players, block player.

>ERROR DISCONNECTED FROM HOST

>when you want to cosplay a character who uses a straight sword or rapier but don't want to be part of the cancer

>cesspool of degenerates.jpg

should be "make you kneel"

Ur banned bro

Make a family sharing account, delete anything that you think might flag you (items you picked up, etc) transfer your saves over.

Welcome to the club.

See but now you get the Skyrim problem where you may have a girl face but you still have a man's body and it looks gross.

fuck off

How about this for invasions

Your current phantoms can stay, but no new ones can be summoned. You have to put your white summon sign on the ground (creates a "Answer X's plea for cooperation?" white sign in someone who hasn't killed the boss' world) and pray someone responds

I get like one blueberry summon per 4 hours

And 70% of them are something like

>get summoned
>host or enemy dies right as I load in
>get nothing
>get sent back

sadly the carthus curved sword outclasses all other curved swords. You can use em, but no point really, r2 doesn't even go through shields anymore.

>finally beat the boss in the snow city area who uses dual swords
>go to the next level
>getting invaded non stop
>some red spirit attacker named trusty patches join my world
>he does friendly emotes so I dont kill him
>he joins me and we start clearing the level killing other invaders
>some guy named Abyss Watcher joins with a glaive and takes 90% of my health in 1 combo (lol balance)
>I run away to use healing bottle
>trusty patches backstabs me and kills me

My first souls game and I thought I had found my first friend online. I was ready to send him a steam friend invite too.

No, but I tried to play through DaS1 again after I played the shit ouf of Bloodborne.
It felt kinda awkward to be fair and the magic was mostly gone. Dropped it after beating O&S.

just don't spam like a shitter

Boy oh boy I can't play the game anymore because it probably thinks my music player is cheating or flagging it for it

Good game FROM

then don't be a r1 spamming fucktard
actually use r2s, charge r2s, weapon arts

>cancer

STR/FAI build here. Thinking of cutting back my FAI to allocate to my VIG and END since they are lacking, and its not like miracles are very great anyway. I understand that Morne's Hammer has a WoG ability and it is roughly the same damage. So do you think I could get away with just having base requirement faith and using the weapon art or shuld I have a bit more. I have 35 FAI right now.

Also does RotSFB affect the weapon art damage?

RETURNING TO YOUR WORLD

I mean this steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357284767256562140/ and you can (temporarily) fix it with this steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/
I've been talking about this issue for week, kind of funny how Veeky Forums is still completely oblivious to it

but why

...

All I have to do is wear armor like Dancer's or Herald

you'll never tell the difference until I moan

>listening to music

got what you deserved normie

now you'll have more time for your rock and roll concerts

how about you just get good at invading?

JUST GO WHIP THE TREE YOU FUCKING RETARD.

No, I get pissed at his ridiculous lore claims which aren't the least speculative, but much rather; just wrong

More like real life problem.

but user don't you see that dark souls is really a metaphor for being in an abusive relationship

I've seen at least one example for
>Leechmonger
>Maneater
>Dirty Colossus
>Adjudicator
>Phalanx
>Fools Idot
>Vanguard
>Armor Spider
>Flamelurker
And probably others. That's more bosses that do than don't.

You can't change covenants when you've got a phantom summoned?

It is ridiculous just how much the Carthus Curved Sword makes every other curved sword obsolete aside from the Warden Twinblades, shit it dumb.

The Wheel's first opposition will be fierce

Please respond.

use your back up save

you did make one right?

>just git gud
>host + 3
>kill phantoms host is hiding behind
>host runs away to bonfire
>summons in more while rolling around and sipping
>repeat

le ebin le git le gud

exhentai.org/s/f99e787e97/929611-3

They should just make it so that invaders can't kill each other and are encouraged to work together to kill the host, who can summon 2 Phantoms per invader currently in his world, not counting Blue Sentinel summons or mad Phantoms.

Yeah, it still flags for invalid data

>ENB summons a phantom yet again for champ grundyr
>His twitter fans tell him he sucks
>He gets pissed

top kek.

Godspeed user

why is lucatiel in current year

And that's fine and dandy but what happens when your character gets popular /dsg/ and starts demanding lewd imgur albums of him? What are you gonna do then?

We need one of Slayer of Demon's fucking Maiden Astrea while Garl Vinland cries in the background

Then we need the same picture but with Ashen One, Irina, and Eygon

>because it probably thinks my music player is cheating or flagging it for it
why would your music player modify your game files

retard

cheater

It won't go away until the next wave. Just pray those japs don't fuck up. Protip, they will.

Well, the stab-shock thing like Super Ornstein has.

How does this look fampai

Oh, okay. In that case I get what you mean. I get it's a blind playthrough and Pat has to screech whenever he sees a reference and start workshopping shit when he sees something new but I kinda just like it when they're bantering about their usual shit.

I would if I had any of the DLCs, you ingenious piece of shit.

>panda image

i don't get it

...

>That guy who never goes in when you're hosting duels
>just sits up in the rafters doing rafter things like spamming emotes and storm rulering
>dozens of people die and he's still just not going in
>a lot of signs fail to work and a few duels end quickly and it ends up with just you, him, and the winner of the last duel, he's forced to go in now
>he draws his real weapon and goes in
>he's a fucking god
Does Gregor play Dark Souls 3?

I got one of those to +10 the second I saw 100 Physical Res. Actually landing the WA makes me hard

>way of the blue
>after pontiff
>red invader
>blue turns up
>they start to duel
>nervously sit by and watch them fight, not knowing if I'm doing good or bad when intervening

truly a test for our greatest ideologies

>it's a host is out of estus, almost dead, surrounded by aggravated enemies with two hostile invaders in his anus episode
>it's error disconnected from world episode
>it's victory achieved, returning with no reward episode on load in
>it's host is a retard and takes all the invaders b8 and dies despite it being 4vs1 episode
>it's the invader didn't even stand a chance and I feel like a bully episode

>he doesnt know
user, it also checks background programs, get your facts straight

/dsg/ gets even more turned on by my male body
I do as well

krekk0v weeps in the corner

WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING TO WIN

WHEEL NOOOO

>playing 2 without the DLC
but why though

how are the shotels serving you? i found them to be too difficult to dual wield them and be effective compared to the curved GS

Those are some good ass eyes.

You bout to get wifed, fucko.

I'm planning to either hollow or bleed infuse it.

>not making him all green, naked, and calling him DAT BOI

>damage from my scimitar on a basic mob
91
>damage from my thrall axe on a basic mob
147

It's hard to stay faithful to my cosplay.

>using the regular whip

Spotted whip at +9 deals more damage than a 40 DEX Sharp Whip and even a 40/40 STR + DEX Refined Whip. Use that instead.

>proliferating shitty facebook memes