Dota 2 - /d2g/

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lmao guess you simply can't adapt. Don't reply to me until you git gud.

pick me

HOW DO I MOD MY GAME RETARDS

Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.

Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.

Reminder that DotaNEETs are the cutest!

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Fuck you ;_;

>play battlepass ranked
>guy with 2 hours of dota in my team
>dies over and over again
>lose game
Nice game. 4k mmr match on average but this guy was there.

That actually looks pretty sweet.

kys, blogshitter

tips for the cleave quest? I got it with dagger pa with 3 bf but my team trhow the game

>solo offlane dies and says need help

this looks great

I like how nobody ever posts any links. I checked the past 10 threads too.

Yes? Go help him.

source?

>mid doesnt gank any lane until 10 minutes

I'm sure with some help from a cute support player he'd be all ready to win his lane :3

Pretty sure that's Selim the Succubus (male)!

>whole team blames you for the loss

>mid ganks

Where can I get these

>mid
>gank
haha

how do you win games when your team is garbage?

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you can start by not picking useless hero

>buys quelling blade so he can last hit better

requesting elder titan gif

Your GPM was dogshit

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SAVE ME

In all honestly qop is useless and cant carry the game by herself. Every time I won with QoP and a shit team, there was someone else who was also carrying. So 2/5 of team was playing well. Like with Slark I can 1 v 5 but not with QoP

>Not increasing your jungling speed by 40%

lmao what do you do when you when lanes are pushed out?

big guy

what if esports never took off

Nice uncontested lane, idiot

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This game would have been dead to us for decades

What if Dota 2 wasn't a shit game

give 2 tango pls

is SF midd good in this patch? btw i'm drunk

>that body

UNNNNF

A WHOLE ALCOHOL LMAO

model looks much cooler without the stupid top

>3 last hits / minute
LOL

>Gun and capri sun STILL not added to the game.
No wonder this game is dying

I like this artist

Im so close to 3k mmr and i really want to reach it bc i started at 1.3k about a year ago when i first calibrated but ik even if i do reach it ill still be shit at dota

Nope.

>1.3k

did you know how to click a mouse dude?

Don't worry, so will everyone else

I'm not even into THICC women because I'm a faggot but man those bodies are just meant to be impregnated and abused.

it was a steep learning curve

:3

>feeling depressed and suicidal
>someone online tells me to kill myself
>now want to live more than ever just to spite them

Teach me how? Is it before or after collecting my autism check?

People who actually are depressed and have suicidal thoughts are too apathetic to spite someone.

don't kill yourself

please live a long and healthy life :)

Post Steam qt

It's spite through non-action, the best and easiest kind.

Reminder that martial arts>lifting
Because it's actually useful.

>farm a lot
>ahead of everyone by 3 levels
>die
>memeback
>lose
How do I stop this?

Chad go back to your gf. Her vagina itches

Hey Valvebro when are the fucking Manila """"""talent"""""" invites being revealed?

As soon as they've got Llama through her rabies tests so she can travel.

hey d2g post your mmr grinding theme

youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek

Pick AM because he is the hardest carry in the game. Can kill everyone.

>You've got to be a Chad to not be a faggot

Okay turbo nerd

>Save for buyback
>Buyback
>Enemy team has to kill you twice and their memeback gold is useless because all their new items are in stash
>Kill them
>They wasted their buyback gold
>Counterpush

youtube.com/watch?v=eKGg_KzOxOA&list=PL81B31482197427D6&index=26

Lebanon go back to /pol/

why is llama a thing?

she is not good at the game, complete lack of any gameknowledge, literally below 2k tier

she is horrible at play by play and her voice is fucking terrible

she is fucking hideous, sheever is bad at the game but at least she looks good and nice voice

why?

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

Why are normies allowed on /d2g/?

What if medusa did damage in the lategame?

Dude it's 2016, why shouldn't she 'be a thing'?

She does if you don't build retarded fucking items like 90% of people

Because the mods and janitors are normalfags and there's not a whole lot we can actually do about that, you guys.

I consider killing myself every day. I wished it really happened when I took a fuck ton of DXM today ._.

why is anime and gay posting allowed?

>bloodseker can do 1200 damage in 3 autos with zero items or farm
>bloodseeker can tower dive at level 2 and fully heal himself when he gets a kill
>bloodseeker has retardedly high agi gain
>bloodseeker can just get a basher and then you cant tp out
>bloodseeker can literally 1v1 any hero in the game and win with less level and farm

how is this hero balanced again?

Veeky Forums is normie Chan now

Madara built a skadi into butterfly into mkb. But the enemy gyro and DK barely broke a sweat killed her immediately.

i ahve good muscles, guys

Because they're Dota 2 related. A lot of pros watch anime and Dota 2 is the second gayest game in existence.

How do we make Valve send Sheever to Manila

To scare away cockroach normies like you.