Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Green Edition

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>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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Actual last thread:

naka bp

lalafell boypussy

Proci is a degenerate bully who is clearing content THIS WEEK!!!!

hello

xth for threads are ruined at post 0 for setting a topic no one wants to hear

Wish i could be like proc

When even freaking Mado tells you that you need to tone down, I think you really need to learn to tone it down

It isn't easy being...

It seems like naka's reign is over, Anzu has been whoring himself out for crafting help etc., and now Megu is here.

A glorious new age of bussy is upon us, which posters will come out of the closet as traps next?

I'm still in a private hospital, so, I wouldn't know. If I did hear something, I wouldn't tell anyone anyway.

So, the answer's maybe.

I think she's cute.

Who is Sha?

Blue

Shrekroe

shrek

Excal rep here, coast is clear.
Make a speedy recovery, comrade

I don't know Shrek at all, but I think they're nice. I haven't seen them do anything bad, or evil, or malicious whatsoever. But everyone keeps attacking them and that's kinda confusing to me. Is there an active offense they've done to anyone besides being weirdly overly friendly/creepy?

>We might be entering an era of shrek free threads finally
Truly there is light at the end of the tunnel

lol

shut up ook-man

Of course he won't. And he'll continue to prey on thread personas he finds "cute" and "delicious". He has a couple screws loose in his head.

Don't you find it funny that his opinion of Mado changed after originally posting pictures of them, implying they were "good friends"?

I can't wait until Shrek ERP logs turn up.

Sidenote: Megu doesn't appear to be averse to footplay.

I'm goona ook you in dooker.

Shrek is fucking pathetic, looking to hugbox and be a "nice guy" on a fucking Veeky Forums board

Thread will end up swamped if that happens.

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the bait hath returneth

>people hating on shrek because they don't like how their character looks

top fucking kek
grow up kids

Stop damage controlling anonymously you stupid fucking ogre, you're just making yourself look more pathetic

I dislike shrek because I did thordan nm with them and they were very rude to pugs and then proceeded to be last place dps

Terrible attitude, would not play with again if given the chance.

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bait hath been set upon thy pedestal

do not give it thine (you)s, my men

get out please.

Sha. Remember the talk we had last night.

Please look into changing your ways, it's for the good of everyone and everything.

You know you aren't coming back but you're welcome to when you cut his out. If you don't wish to, don't return.

I won't post our conversation publicly, that is my word, but everyone already knows what you do because you've shown it off for years.

Just think about it instead of saying "We have differing views" and giving an apology for "what you don't understand you have to apologize for."

>le shrek boogeyman

sorry I don't give a fuck about your opinion mate

Posty comfy mood.

ayy where does a roe fresh on balmung go for a good time

I've always been a trap but no one knows who I am, do I count?

We don't like shrek because he propositions posters into posing lewd for him, so he can stuff his folder full of images for him to jerk off to. Ask anyone who has come in contact with him. He's slimy and all around disgusting.

that fucking bench dude

xth for high rank ebin..

20 paces forward.

oh wow look at this
something tons of people in this thread do

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thy bait on both sides is festering

hell

You did enough to reply you stupid fucking shitlord

Am I caught between a gash and a soft place?

You're not in Ultrash. That means you're a nobody by thread standards.

What're the caster accuracy caps for A5-A7?

That isn't bait my man

And where are the logs showing him to be a creeper? You fuckers love to leak 'em, so it's surprising nothing has been brought to light.

I've interacted with them but haven't come in contact with such behavior. Any screengrabs?

>the "no u" of internet arguments

lol

>Min height male roe
[nervous sweating]

I have ascended beyond that B rank hangout

>Shrek finally eliminated

THANK YOU BASED CHEMO

Does he stalk you?
Does he stand behind your character for excessive periods of time?
Does he shove his "femroe" bust in your face when you're afk?
Does he tell you random "

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night of the living bait

wow how scary
the stakes have never been lower

>le shrek ERP alt
please pose for ME

Oh right why did I ask here you guys only play the game to erp and spread drama.

Is min height really the play? I went with full height since I just find max height to be the most appealing. No homo of course.

These are the kind of people who only care about a person because of their cute and slutty female character they could get off to, and instantly drop you and ignore you for changing into a character that doesn't meet their whoresome grown man needs and expectations, especially if it's male.
Don't reason with them.

>tfw daydreaming about shrek
Is there anyone cuter?

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that's a lot of bait

Sheesh, what crawled into your asshole and died in there?
inb4 I'm Shrekroe so have a screen.

Do me a solid and go back to naming your images.

>haha look at how I get multiquoted I am such a legend haha!
Uh no you're a vapid Quicksand slut with the mental capacity of a boy just discovering puberty.

this post is flames

I just like the size difference of max height and min height roes together

yes homo

What the fuck grow up
Its Veeky Forums
Why are ppl so thin skinned here?

I'm being dead serious. Sure it could bait a reply from him but since we have no way of contacting each other and I know he's reading the thread hell read that.

I genuinely want him to seem help or have an epiphany

I-I'm not Shrekroe either guys heres a screenshot :^)

Can we make fun of F'wha's MNK parses instead of green people?

>tfw femroe drought

strawpoll.me/10267006

Haha if only your skin were green and thick like the hides of the Uruk-hai.

maybe if someone took a pic of his parses and colored it green

I don't think I'm min height, unless NPCs get special sizes.

But I honestly don't know

kys

No.

i told you to stop posting my images bitch
i'll sue

Not bait, I have legit not seen it until :They haven't asked me either. I guess I'll look out for it, but if they asked I can always say no.

Alright that makes sense, personal preference all in all. I'm not gay! I just miss playing a character with a muscle slider.

I knew this was going to happen you cheeky cunt.
Meet me in Ul'dah in five minutes for an ass kicking.

Oh, I guess it was the camera angle

why not both

f'wha is actual hot garbage at every aspect of this game and thinks he's somehow a good player

shrekroe is a creep and needs to realize that noone likes it

there

Ey, whats the ERP like on Gilgamesh desu?

Are you into findom white boy.

better than balmung imo

>all these lewd shanas being posted

today is a good day

shana folder coming along nicely

and so is my dick

>healer bitches about me tanking in deliverance
>i switch to defiance and start using raw intuition without awareness and proper positioning for the rest of the dungeon

:^)

How about you quote me correctly, you faggot.

It's okay, everyone could tell it wasn't you because they actually capitalized.

hard to find

i want proci to make fun of me in front of his friends!

Post characters for drawing.
Sorry about last time. My tablet software stopped working.

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bait

Unfortunate because he only does it behind your back

【・ω・''】

Pls do this one

that's not the point
only i am allowed to post limited edition squid chan pictures

hello?
expecting a mouse paint drawing

sure y not

Translation:
>Tried to use dps stance to do a little bit more damage, but I'm a shitter who can't into CDs so my healer called me out
>Changed to tank stance like the good little cuck I am but got buttblasted enough to come to a malasian basket weaving board to make up a story and complain

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