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Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)10:41:45 No.142833961▶
first for
>skill

Pelepelelele

QUICK! NAME SOME INSTA LOSS MATCHUPS!!

Anyone want to play Diablo 2?

first for granny

reminder to keep drinking orange juice

That should read
>Minions with Taunt

7th for FOUR (4) MANA 7/7

xth for beating people with their own combo

If you love Jesus say "Yeeeeeeah!"

you to gf

I have a question about decktracker, how does it keep track of the decks your facing?
Do you have to import the decks yourself for the tracker to recognize them and asign them by name?

>granny
I hate this meme
I'm 32

friendly reminder 1/3 1 drops and 1 drops that scale infinitely are the worse most cancerous design possible

It's an "I mulliganed everything for better cards but I didn't get any and auto lost to aggro" episode

I think I played aggro shaman too long and it fried my brain? I cannot go face anymore. I keep trading. I finleyed into dagger up with a doomhammer in hand just for the ping that turn. I can't go face anymore. It's too boring. Too completely soul-sucking. I can't go face anymore.

does anyone have a fatigue warrior list?

post your aggro shaman deck so i can fry my brain too please

you're on the internet
and you're quite old yourself when it comes to the average Veeky Forums user

...

is someone injured xD

play zoolock

to ur conscious mind, you are trading all the time and playing a control deck

but to ur subconscious, all you see is their health fading away

>Its balanced because its random!

kek. I might put this nigger back in my deck.

you need dosh for fatigue warrior nigga

>lose because twisting nether is literally the last card in my fucking deck and I don't have an answer to N'Zoth
>got my board cleared because priest stole it off shifting shade

I'M FUCKING BEYOND MAD MOTHER FUCKING DICKS I HATE THIS GAME FUCK YOU

does reynad have actual brain problems

Someone add me so I can get this spectate quest done

NA: Cobbles #1536

>losing to one of the worst classes in the game right now

yeah i'd probably be mad too

>put stuff in your deck to deal with x

>face y now
>never draw it when you do face x

Post your zoo decks.

>never draw Elise vs Priest
>never draw Sylvanas vs C'Thun
>never draw Healing or Taunts against Face
>never draw board clears against Zoo
Thanks for reminding me

>dude sends a friend request after beating him with warrior
>usually turn it down, but accepted for some reason
>5 seconds later
>warrior is such garbage, its for retards

this is what I get for trying to make friends

/blog

what card uses that art?

Rate my memes

>yfw Paladin is the least played class on ladder

What's it gonna be, /hsg/?

Keep in mind this is only the third legend I've unpacked in over 2 years.

>You bought into the tempo warrior meme and streaked from 20 to 12
I'm fucking awful but it still feels good.

>play on casual
>its a murloc pally

im not sure, i found it when making custom cards

I loved the idea of a control paladin at first since I enjoyed midrange but the games are so fucking long. With some matchups it devolves into hero power pass.

I'm mad that assholes have ruined adding people after a game.
I send friend requests all the time and people never add me

>10 days till season ends
wow its fucking nothing

I like how they call aggro + few 5 drops "midrange" shaman and hunter.

>he's not running zerus

explain yourself

>500 dollars

well it's more midrange than aggro

that's because its a expansive af deck that uses legendaries most people didn't use before the expansion (eadric, cairne etc)

this is exactly why I fucking hate priests

they're bad, but sometimes they draw in the perfect order, shit on you with extremely efficient answers, then kill you with your own cards

and you know that won't happen again in their next 9 games, you just got real fucking lucky

Do you think they would ever release adventures that coincide with current tier releases?

For example, in August/September they could release a Nighthold/Emerald Nightmare adventure to coincide with the release of Legion and tier 19.

I can't even fucking tell what card that is supposed to be, and zerus is 90% of the time garbage.

I'll add you guys

I don't really care how much I lose to a friend, as long as you guys continually play and even shoot me a message or two every now and then.

ChineseMP#1976

yes, that would prob increase the amount of people that would buy the adventure/expansion

i run him from my dark peddlers if i see him, but he's shit and a waste of a slot otherwise

>When I cast Yogg I overdraw to death and always hit my own face
>When other people cast Yogg they do up to 20 damage to my face and don't draw any card

I'm so sick of this bullshit RNG

>not using hearthbuddy for that infinite dust in arena
what is wrong with you user?

So far Yogg literally never killed me when played and won me 6 games by itself, out of 6 play.

I am starting to wonder what the hell is going on.

How do you get above rank 15?

by not sucking at the game

decks with adventure cards

>Running a homebrew Reno Priest
>Implying any luckier than other classes when I only have 1 of each card and no consistent draw

Holy shit git gud.

just keep grinding and use on of the tier one decks on tempostorm

Wut dat?

>>/google.com/

>1 win away from rank 12 earlier
>now at 2 stars rank 15

I'm ready to fucking throw my computer out the window I hate this shit so mother fucking much. Why even bother playing anything that's not aggro.

The same thing can be said for every other N'Zoth deck, and tempo warrior (Cairne, Varian, Malkorok). A big reason why its playability fell is because, N'Zoth Paladin had the worst performance in the EU Spring prelims.

that's exactly what I meant. you have to get luckier as priest than other classes to win, so it feels worse to lose to it.

>tfw you zoo it up and top deck leeroy for lethal

same but doomguard

>having your blizzard account banned
Have fun

>Watching Lexx while arena
super comfy

>botting since gvg
>not a single warning
have fun grinding your life away instead of having them all in a month faggot :^)

I dunno, I've built my deck so that I essentially have a 1:1:1 ratio of minions, removals, and heals, meaning I tend to have a card that's useful for most situations. Even if I end up top decking there's a 1 in 3 chance of getting what I need, and 2 in 3 really since if what I need is other than a heal I can stall for a turn with that heal.

Deck building's pretty important with priest because you can't just slap down minions on curve and hope for the best.

How bad is Dragon Control Warrior right now? I feel like I could squeeze Museum Man and Grom in here since Ichor is an activator.

Mainly because I think Nef is a fun card and Control doesn't run him, and Tempo doesn't run him, and Draggro doesn't run him. Feels bad.

>tfw still no dollar amount factored into queue

ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE

...

I havent spent any money but have heaps of shit, how does that work in your plan :^)

it works fine

>a f2p player that has a full collection should play against someone who started playing today and doesnt have cards
please consider killing yourself

Doomguard a SHIT

>plays yogg
>complains about RNG

m8

Flamewalker has no right being 4 health.

it happens anyway, please reconsider telling me to kill myself and instead necking your own self sir

This game does nothing but just piss me off. My ratio of matches that I actually have fun to the ones where I just feel I get either bullshit my opponent or they bullshit me is 3:50

We need some fucking healing.

i don't believe you

Also
>paying money so that you don't have to play a video game

I don't play him in my deck, I have played him several times though from shifting shades, and every time he barely made anything, like casting shatters and conditional removal

i cracked hearthbuddy user, i didnt pay a single dime to them :^)

>Everyone teched for zoo
FUCK YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT FUCKS FAGGOTS

>I cracked it myself :)
Oh look, more lies.

i didnt say i cracked it myself you retard, i just typed in google: hearthbuddy cracked

How do you play zoo? When do you use the buffin' cards?

Fuck off lad. Just lay some more armour on.

Buffs are for beneficial trades so you never lose board.

worse vodoo doctor

>teched against zoo

what does that even mean, having board clears or mindcontrol tech ?

newflash, shaman flood the board so hard for two cards every turn having efficient removals isn't a "tech", it's just what you have to do to live.

dont overload the board, in case the enemy had board clears

dont play a ton of cards unless you get benefit (knife juggler, councilman, etc)

dont be afraid to sacrifice minions

So don't buff for face unless you can kill them that turn?

so
i did what you said
loaded up my budget giantless zoolock
winstreak straight to 5, god
just lazily flick tokens at their face until i have lethal from hand
nobody did anything about my board? or if they did do anything to my board, they did nothing to my face, so i could tap like hell, bait out the second consecrate and the first pyromancer before going in big with councilman

It should be a fucking rule that Reno is in the first 15 cards of your deck I swear to christ. Tired of going through 18 or 20 cards and all my healing and taunts are at the bottom.