/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Last Thread: >Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
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FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d4/Scout_sf12_badmagic11.wav
scrap.tf/raffles/H2B1ZD
steamdb.info/stats/bans/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

me.jpg

The American obsession with flat, saggy boobs disgusts me.

It's always ridiculous balloons, or saggy bags.

Why can't people just draw nice boobs?

demoman

This may surprise you virginus maximus but boobs obey the laws of gravity and most sag when they're not in a bra

ugliest femscout i've seen in my life tbqh

Gravity

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d4/Scout_sf12_badmagic11.wav

i wanted to post that

LOL INDEXER

does quickieboots demo ever see play in comp?

to all the trolls - kiss the king's ring b**tch

how do you accept this shit?

>we had a huge hl tournament.
>have unusual hat as a prize
> O shit.jpg
>play soldier, drop their med 3 times
>we played 3 maps, last map was egypt
>1:1 draw, last match
>we're almost losing, but our timer is about 5 second away from victory.
>enemy is capping the point. If they cap, we lose
>I bombered their combo, killing half of the team
>lol ez.jpg
>taunts
>sniper headshots me
>spy caps it
>we lose

mfw nobody even talks to me.

there should be a link to view the email on steam

use that

That's what you get for being cocky

yeah, I learned my lesson.

cock me

in:The Lazy Purple TF2-nimal Wiki

Gravitelamo

Heavy, the common ancestor of the Gravitelamo groupGravitelamo (Latin forheavy weapon man), more commonly called the Heavies, describes the family that consists of some of the larger members of the TF2 ecosystem. The first Heavies came from Russia, and migrated worldwide over the course of millions of years. The Heavies are known for their size and strength, and are some of the largest TF2-nimals known to date.

History

According to recent expeditions in cp_pootis land, the Gravitelamo family may be the oldest. The root classes all lived together long ago; however, the Gravitelamo family had already evolved into "Pootisbirds". This proposes that the 8 other classes all stemmed from the Gravitelamo, which was a direct descendant of the original Citizen.

Known Heavy Species (Pootispootispootis!)

Hoovy WhaleHeavy BearHeavydileHeavy TurtleYeteavyCiviliansHeavybearwhaleBird-Hugungi ( Heavy Bird )Hoovy GerbilAngler HeavyWolf HeavyPootisbearPootyHoovydileHeavysaurusPootis BirdHoovy HoganPootis Hitman

One unusual hat for 9 people? 1/9th of an unusual hat? what?

nvm it was just something wrong with that email. i think it has something do to with how the last one ended up in the spam folder and the new one didn't

in:The Lazy Purple TF2-nimal Wiki

Friendlies

Friendlies are a type of mercenary that refuses to fight, and is extremely kind to those who stumble upon it. They can have any kind of appearance, even taking the form of gibuses. They will never fight, unless its fellow friendlies are put into serious dangers. They are known for ritual dances, giving sandwiches to those who cross their paths, and crouching. They have been seen peacefully protesting, begging on the sides of a battlefield, or simply helping those in need. They are not highly endangered, but are not overpopulated. If you see one, simply make contact with it, give it a sandwich, or, if you want, hang out with it. Protect it at all costs. Though it is hard becoming a friendly (due to tryhards and gibuses killing them), it is somewhat rewarding.There are many mythical sighting around the Badlands, but one significant event is the rise of the prophet AllFather HoodBeard The Goggled. He has many followers, including 12 Apostles. He has a Steam Group (1st Church Of Hoodbeardism), and there is much mystery surrounding his origin and story. He has journeyed all across the badlands, spreading his message, and has made many enemies throughout his teaching. He carries a staff that he anoints mercenaries with, and one of his Apostles is a baptist that baptises other players named Merrin. HoodBeard is said to be the AllFather of the friendlies, and is said to always help others in their time of need.

Requirements:

Do not attack othersCrouchUse melee or sandvich (if heavy)Give sandvich to other players (if heavy)

Team captain would get unusual hat, and team would get keys and strange weapon.

oh

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u got me

ROASTED

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>this triggers the /v/

>pink paint
almost

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maybe you have a different opinion of what nice is....

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Yeah, I'm triggered

please dont post if you dont have anything to say

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Post Demomen

Picture unrelated

>this shit is actually a thing
why

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will human ever make me coffee

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It's evolving

i dont know
maybe

human makes trash coffee
i hear someone else makes great coffee

>tf2

>overwatch

im tr*sh

>games other than tf2

scrap.tf/raffles/H2B1ZD

>cs:go

don't post shitty raffles please thanks

what the fuck is that text

>play csgo
>sell the crates for tf2
Pls stop me

>plays other games
>gruop alert
>6s 2 more
>well shit

The worst taunts are Schadenfreude and the guitar one

t. died to a taunter

>not mentioning bad pipe

get laughed @kiddo lmfao

can't I change the game language (to French) without changing steam's language
I've already tried changing the language on properties and also tried cc_lang on my config and it didn't work

haha
hoho
mon dieu
it should work just changing the language in the game's propierties, at least it does for me

2nd vac wave just happened

nice
how many bans so far?

aaaaaaaaaahahaha
good one valve

Mmmm me likey

give us the sauce

I don't see anything on
steamdb.info/stats/bans/
Got a source?

Damn, son. Where'd you find this?

Cause it ain't on /r/TF2

>Current month may have lower ban numbers because we can not check every single Steam profile every day for bans.

They certainly got the 30th

That dude finally paid me, so I can actually post the finished work now.

oh

Wait, you charge for this shit?
I hope its not much

It's not bad but it's not great either
animation needs more frames

why does he only have one arm

*throws milk at human*

I charged him because I didn't want to do it, had no good ideas. Originally he wanted a Dread Hiding hood/ some other mask combo.
Truth.
You should see his other hand on the gun in the "up" frame, but it only made it more confusing, during the "down" frames it'd be hidden by the jacket

*is milked*

um

i didnt know the bad pipes were a thing
now i need them

how much did you take for the demo and this?
they seem a bit more complicated

>i will never have a finder's fee

just buy one XD

Those I did for free, same as cody's.
Spinning the cannonball tickled me, as did the coffee mug and the groucho glasses, and Cody's unflinching murder of that scout.

>instead of an unusual hat of your choice you get an all-class hat with an ant on it
Why though

it looks cool??????

I actually agree but I don't get why we can't choose our own rewards
But who am I to complain it's good enough that they gave something right

It still looks wrong, like the rifle is resting on top of his right shoulder.

Post Scouts

Yeah, looks a bit off, but that's how it looks in my loadout.tf snaps. Apparently I'm a moron and forgot to actually do the cig he has with that beard

Bbanoinkadoink!

b*nk!

id go for a darker color on the trilby (not lack of hue though thats ugly)

Could do. It was white when I brought it. I want to paint it Team Spirit

H I G H L A N D E R

Where's the killfeed

Nice

what should i name the attacker and the victim