Neptunia General #912

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Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune confirmed in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details

Megadimension annouced for Steam
gematsu.com/2016/05/megadimension-neptunia-vii-coming-pc-via-steam-summer

MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies is out

Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.
EU Fall 2016.

Hi.
Bye.

So you're me now? Have fun.

>20 minutes into pudding and chill and she makes this face at you

AYO

HOL UP

IS VII ON STEAM MEANS A JUNE RELEASE

Friendly reminder this perfect girl is Kurumi
Also Kurumi > Neps.

it must take a lot of dedication to samefag about your shitty waifus in the wrong general day after day

Noire a girl.

SAVAGE
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They're really old men, almost impotent.

>posting porn on a worksafe board
enjoy your ban

Friendly reminder:
>battle is toxic.mp3
>battle is cruel.mp3
So please stop fighting, my friends.

Make love, not war!

I'd make love with BigNep anytime.

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They're from V. You don't know about the loli makers from that game?

Thank you Perfect Heart!

Did anyone finally release a nude loli Pko IF and Compa?

What the fuck?
No you sick freak.

That pic looks familar, source?

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Buran game for PC when?

Hopefully soon.

Oh, right, use the trip.

>page 10
No way.

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>mfw spankfag gets trips

I guess she is Elesis.

Just following the fad. Once it's dead, I'll be able to get rid of that retarded trip.

I'm Chikafag.

Praise Chika

You are just as cancerous as the one rabid anti-"hetshit" poster.

>page 10
No.

Praise Chika.

Such a attention whore.

You should all praise Kei instead.

Kachikachika!

Why you so cute?

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How lewd she is. I want to grope her butt.

If it's a consolation, Chika is difficult to spank because her model is fucking weird.

>PSA to yuri fans: the "If a Goddess was your Wife" CDs exist
They are as canon as my yuri fanfics.

Reminder that Neptunia U is complete shit and a pathetic excuse for an entry in both Neptunia and Warriors series.

She has an Anti-spanking system built-in on her.

Can we talk about what kind of nep games we want in the future? IF/CH keeps on delivering and Vert's game seems EXCELLENT. IT'S exactly what we would have wanted. Granted its not a legit mmo but I'd prefer it wasn't.

I won't ask for spinoffs based on alt characters but AT LEAST compa should get her own game because iffy got her own (sega hard).

Compa could literally have a Trauma Centre replica. She gets hired as a surgeon in a hospital at Gameindustri but she's special in a way. Blanc is your assistant, Vert is the director, Neptunia is a janitor, IF is another surgeon, etc. Later on in the game patients start to get a common virus kind of like GUILT, and its a virus that was manufactured by a terrorist organization run by a new girl named Atlus. Uni, Nepgear and Rom/ram work for Atlas to kill the world everyone with the virus.

Weird how? It looks great. I mean the model, not your pic.

It wasn't meant to be ripped apart like that. If you're gonna remove the dress then do the whole thing, not just the bottom half.

>Vert's game
There is no such thing
Cyberdimension is not Vert's game

I liked the opening and early events. Even the gameplay is fine if you just play one or two maps.

No lasting appeal though.

Which is a shame, because she has some fine legs.

Can't really do that, it requires some leet bender skills. Just ask the SFMAnon how hard it was to make a coatless IF.

Compa is a nurse, not a doctor. There's a huge difference. She would have an easier time becoming director rather than becoming a surgeon.
>Neptunia is a janitor
So nothing get done and the hospital is filthy and disgusting because Neptune is too busy mumbling "Kooyanisqatsi" while giving Noire the evil eyes.

I just have a question.
>Old games mechanic: touching enemies = loss your HP or die
How many people still prefer this kind of mechanic?

>infected dogoo
This has gone too far.

It has its benefits. You can force invincibility frames rather than waiting for an enemy attack, using MMX as an example.

Not sure if I've ever seen it in a 3d game though.

Still better than geki Noire.

That was actually me. IF had pieces of her arms missing inside the coat. Chika's dress is like bodypaint, the model geometry is not any different than if she was naked.

You could just do a texture swap and cut off the frills 'n shit.

A visual novel, since one of the best things about Neptunia is the characters and their interactions. No self insert gary stu shit, you play as one of the 4 Goddesses and there would be different events/routes and different endings.

I can try, yeah. But this is the limit of my skills.

I really wish they'd made the gameplay more interesting. I can normally play Warriors games for at least a few hours because there's some variety in the objectives.

Really if I want to get the stages done in any kind of timely fashion I just pick Uni, transform and hammer light attack till I win. Get burnt out after like two missions though.

I hate this mechanic.

YES

Mega Man X7 has some fully 3D stages.
Although it's hard to control a close-range weapon character such as Zero in 3D environment. But i think it's interesting more than spamming attacks thought all enemies like Nep U.

kys my man.

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Add boobs for Beru plz

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Except the CDs were made by IF/CH. It's non-canon in the same way that the scene between Uni and Nepgear in Blanc vs Zombies: it won't have any bearing on the canon plot, but if those characters were in those situations, that is how they would act.

I want Nepgear to plan something about me too

>playing Blanc's game
>antagonist is 1 of eight demon gods instead of just "the" demon god

Is this a cocktease or something? Are the other seven in multiplayer mode?

Ironically enough it's the other way around
I still responded to a shitpost. Shame on me

You're really stepping your game up on the shitposting. Why the sudden increase in effort?

>extra merchandise to pander to hetfags specifically is just as canon as a game
good joke

Reminder there is no hetfag/yurifag war, just one faggot with two opposing handpuppets
talk about video games you fucks

Were they not written by IF/CH?

Talking about the models is talking about the games.

no it isn't
kill yourself in the face

Hell, they're literally hypothetical scenarios. It says so in the title.

>strawman response

As expected of clockfags. They know somewhere that Clock couldn't even compare with Touka, let along Nepgear.

How about an eroge Nep game?

A nukike seem good.

Hi Toukafag

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Were they written by IF/CH or not? Or, more bluntly, what makes the writing in Blanc's game necessarily more canon than the CDs?

Because it's a game, which are the main and center product
CDs are CDs and at best extras

She's used to the old men doing whatever they want with her, she just wants to be on the other side of the power dynamic for a change.

keep telling yourself that :^)

Are you really so blind that you believe something made to make money out of virgin waifufag otakus like you is canon? Holy shit.

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Just like a gary stu self insert fic, in which all the female characters like the guy even though he's a loser. Wow.

And what about that makes it so that you can disregard it out of hand?

>you believe something made to make money out of virgin waifufag otakus like you is canon?
Are you suggesting that Neptunia games aren't canon?

It's the same kind of thing as merchandise for movies or comic franchises that deviate from the source media to sell more copies
Thus it's about as valid as poop.

Onee-chan pleases old men for the kids?

Reminder that tangerines kick ass and that Nepgear smells funny.

Don't bring based Mr. Badd into your shitposting.

That's terrible. Noire barely cares for Uni as it is. How could she care for kids?

The only good thing about this game is that it flopped hard.

You're begging the question. I'm asking you why being side material makes it invalid, and you're telling me that it's invalid because it's side material.

I'm a girl and I am attracted to Iffy, she looks cool sitting like this. Are there any other girls here?

It's not side material, it's money-grab material
Like Avengers Flavored Cornflakes
Same shit.
It's invalid because it's sole purpose is to make some quick extra money with no effort while maintaining a low profile and only targeting a specific group in your audience.

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Yes.