/srg/ - speedrunning general

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>no e-celeb or donation faggotry

Greeting form Germany. My mother's, father's, Sister's Uncle's twice removed Wife's son kicked cancers ass last year. Here's 5 dollars to the runners choice to kill the animals and save the frames.

does anyone have the speedcheese tier list? I really need it.

kill yourself faggot

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>Umihara music
Whoever picked that has good taste.

You first

are you dense, its rainwave radio

OFFICIAL /srg/ SPEEDCHEESE TIER LIST v1.1

>God Tier
Pepperjack

>High Tier
Munster, Gouda, Roquefort

>Medium Tier
Provolone, Mozzarella, Cheddar (Sharp), Parmesan

>Low Tier
Queso blanco, Ricotta, American (Yellow), Cheddar (Young), Brie

>Shit Tier
American (White), Velveeta

Point still stands. People who voted for it have good taste.

WinWaker

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anti-White

So what's on today's drama schedule? Something not videogame related I'm sure.

Another transition?

where is casu marzu (larva cheese) on the list?

Good morning /srg/ :3

just an inescapable side effect of speedrunning

what a fine day
for speedrunning!

i hope everyone else is genuinely having fun and enjoying themselves :)

Does being a nerd make you bald, or do bald people just more likely to be nerds?

gimmick tier

Being cfb makes you more likely to suck at life LMAOOOOOOO

God-tier: your mums pussy

This game looks pretty cool, why did Banjofags hate it?

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Wow didn't know it was possible to be a bigger cuck than laz

hes ok

>really hate white women
>dont want halfbreed kids
Damn.........

gimmick2014

Be honest, is anyone actually watching this stream?

it's on my second monitor. actually focusing on it and learning about the run not so much

Is this the flop of the decade

Sure, Chibi's trainwreck-a-thon went worse in every possible way, but everyone was expecting that and at least it was amusing in its own "let's see how it gets even worse" way.

This, on the other hand, has been completely unremarkable, a shameless simulacrum of "the old days", where only a couch and incompetence remain from the old GDQ days.

Only thing he's transitioning into is bald.

Fucker needs to learn to shave his head or keep looking like a total clown sans makeup.

why did you do it?

agreed

ive got a new speedgame

Not any worse than esa, though nobody watches esa

This guy is annoying af

what is it

>when u slip em an extra fiver and they let u prep the bull

So, this one won't be easy for me. But Germench will have to cancel the restream after FF XII.

The problem is, that the delay to the original schedule is too large. Even with the first setup buffer, the Mainstream will be two hours behind the original planned time. And with the current problems we fear, that there will be even more delay added.

Many of our commentators are pupils, students or are working and have other obligations. That means, that they don't have always time to be on standby for their commentary, because they don't know, when the run, which they will commentate, will happen. The current schedule is just too chaotic! And that would mean, that there would be more and more runs, that Germench cannot commentate.

This decision isn't an easy one. But we just cannot guarantee anymore a good restream with good commentary. The mainstream and it current schedule is just too chaotic!

We just hope, that there will be NASA-Marathon next year and that Germench will be able to restream it! But the current Marathon is just too chaotic und too unorganized for us. I'm sorry.

We wish all the runners and organizers, who are on place, all the best. Next year will hopefully be better!

remember when cyghfer streamed that skype call with his sister and she basically admitted to golddigging someone

>repeating the exact same excuse verbatim five times

Is he cheating on his wife or what?

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Germench doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing

[JonTron reference]

I never played this game and could probably do it just as well as he does

Maybe my ability to explain what's on the screen any given second would be lacking

Cfb is so blatantly Jewish. It makes sense now

>over 30 minutes
>"speed"run

my life

neither of those are cfb familia

is taz actively fighting to hold back vomit.

what kind of person would speedrun this game

A severly autistic person thirsting for a speedgame with little competition

are these threads ded cuz everyone is at nasa?

not at all. there were like 5 new doggies in the last 3 days.

somewhat

i think it's mostly because the chat isn't moderated by sjws so >we dont have to hide out in the thread to shitpost

moderated by medievil

She uggo af doe

Wow so much swearing. This guy is really cool. THIS is the reason why NASA exists.

it was all for the sake of art, though. UGGGHHH!!

cyghfer and his sister are both pretentious rich kids with no real direction in life

>There are no other runners for my games.

nigger

R T A is an anagram for A R T

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Hot

Kazooieslag would be so much better without her tryhard tattoos

love the "I'm broken used goods" tats and hairdoo

she having an epileptic fit?

what an embarrassment

write a book about it

you've ruined everything naeg

licensetobill more like licensetomyboypussy

>naegleria in charge of a marathon

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its finally over...

>People here thought this marathon was going to be good
LOL

tattoos are degenerate

madtaz is the most jew-looking jew i've ever seen

Its almost like having a person collectively disliked by the community be in charge of a marathon is a bad idea...

Fucking Easter Speedster was more entertaining than that fuckfest PLUS it was better quality.

yeah before it started it everyone thought it'd be decent
after everyone realised it for the shit it is they're like "yeah was always gonna be bad naeg lol"

>ywn lick those tats
why live

naeg is pretty okay desu, just deluded

reminder that despite the shit quality, naegleria's neglect and mediocre runs this marathon is still objectively more entertaining than any AGDQ, chibi's asian fuckathon and RPG limit break

pics?

I would call him naive

Whatever you say Chibi.

it's not though really is it

gdqs are better in every way to this except for the donation bs

so how were they able to get internet anyway since the hotel didn't have it?