you'll never feel Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"
Jayden Wood
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Ethan Flores
>tfw you'll never be as close to Sheever as owen is
Jason Long
>RARE FOOTAGE OF SHEEVER ACTUALLY MAD
Logan Wright
wait what
why is slacks allowed to host nowdays
Dominic Sanchez
Disregard that, Krobelus is the ultimate waifu
John Sanders
>animeNEET can't tell he needs to go take a shit HOLY FUCK YOU FAGGOT ARE YOU HUMAN?
That's adorable, post steam
Alexander Gray
Because 'the community' loves him
David Long
do you think v1lat wishes he had BTS type of unpaid caster army?
Can some explain why PA is the ultimate retard magnet?
>Enemy team has magic 3 disablers/nukes >PA plz buy bkb >"no"
>Huskar has Heaven's halberd and a Dazzle who Solar Crests him all the time >Pa plz buy mkb and blade mail >"no", buys basher
>Pa plz stop solo ure not rambo >goes 1v4 and doesnt even trade
>WK and Omni on their team >Pa maybe manta+diffusal? >"no"
William White
Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.
Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.
Parker Mitchell
How do I get into very high skill? Any hero suggestions or involvements I can make?
you forgot the part where they never farm and think they can fight with treads quelling pms morbidmask
Elijah Clark
jajajajaja chingate gringo
soy asesino
Landon Morgan
Stop dying
Benjamin Watson
Hit more creeps when you play carry
Jackson Lee
>gameshitting
Jaxon Clark
>Get low priority for pos 6 hard supporting and winning >win 4 low prio games in a row >about to finish the last one >get mass reported by the enemy team for sticking it out on my own 1v5 despite dcs >168h communication ban
working as intended lads.
one less competent, vocal support player in your pubs.
Charles Phillips
This game made me racist
Carter Smith
as anyone got the oddshot where sheever accidentally has her mic on while she takes that really long piss?
Owen Foster
kill yourself my man
Eli Fisher
...
Grayson Williams
Oh god, I see that shit all the time. Then they die
>WTF??? >HELP?
Easton Hughes
that's really hurtful and I take your comment to heart.
Kayden King
post more sheever webms that make willy's stiff
Austin Ward
>0 pounds of pussy and ass
Dylan Watson
I thought reports didn't count whilst in LP.
Leo Allen
>PA >retard magnet
thats antimage
Brayden Sanchez
Why do you need it you degenerate? It will just sound like someone taking a piss
Matthew Thomas
That's a flat out lie perpetrated by the jews. I've had my low prio reset from 1 game to 5 games in the past over reports. No abandons.
Because you need like 12 or some shit which really isn't fucking amazing in 3k.
>Last 25 games >Win approximately half of your games >Get at least one report everytime you lose >Low priority + mutes
James Parker
...
Ian Morgan
how do you like death prophet this patch?
Joshua Jenkins
dotards?
Camden Reed
she's fine but her reduced mobility is kind of a bummer.
at least she isn't a retard-proof pure damage annihilator anymore
Luke Lewis
not as good as the dreamleague teddies
Jose Collins
but user-kun... i am good at the hero!
Carson Garcia
Why does everybody think its a hero or something that can get you to high skill in no time It syour own skill and how you play, you cant magically take meepo or chen or whatever and have 30 kda and carry every game, no it doesnt work like that, it goes with time and practice Just stick to heroes you like playing, try to improve more, watch the minimap and whole map more, learn new ward and juke spots and other stuff >31% weaver winrate >44% furion >48% rubick WHAT THE FUCK user
Jack Bell
yes?
Michael Scott
...
Josiah Wilson
>Waga Seriously, why did this MMR abuser get to be a part of the "dota 2 pro circlejerk?
Angel Foster
Perth?
Noah Bennett
former pro
Justin Jones
winrate honestly doesn't matter until you've got like 150 games on the hero. i used to have an 80% winrate with rubick. doesn't mean i'm gonna hold onto that forever.
Oliver Smith
Because nobody was able to call him out on stream because it's an eternal barrage of "Muh submode because I want chat to be a hugbox where no one feels harassed, and no one can call me out on my awfulness". I seriously wish someone exposed that fuck.
Jason Young
Who do you think the top 5 mid heroes are this patch?
>Puck >Batrider >QoP >DP >Invo
Bentley Howard
How did he abuse mmr?
Kayden Collins
...
Ian Bell
ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER ALCHEMIST
AHAHAHHA HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP THE JEW?
Jayden Bell
ogre magi earthshaker faceless void
Adrian Gonzalez
Puck WR QoP Invoker DP PL DK Alch
Camden Miller
wow so like always?
Noah Gray
>This game Holy shit all the action
Oliver Jackson
Well he only played a little competitive games and his team got absolutely trashed by everyone. I would not call him a "pro" if he could not make a living playing competitive dota.(he obviously does streaming tho)
Like the moment someone question his playstyle or anything about him he gets salty as FUCK and starts talking about it for 20+ minutes. He's seriously one of the most narcissistic Dota players right now. I used to like watching him until I realized this.
Picking one hero 90% of the games to climb in MMR(Templar Assassin)
Matthew Powell
>Enemy has PA, WD, Lion >Pick LD anyway >Win HOW DOES HE DO IT LADS AND ALL THIS AT THE ASTOUNDING MMR OF 2.7K
Wyatt Jenkins
>free 50% evasion >FREE 450% crit that's worse than blade dance :^) Idiots who are bad at farming think they can get by without farming on her. That's why other retard magnets include Pudge and LC.
Gavin Perry
are these guysr etards? the lion was 2-0-1, thats why void got away fuck
Jayden Torres
Never ever touch support again assuming your goal is to get into very high skill Learn to last hit by going into a ranked game and focusing on last hitting creeps on safelane/mid Google Juice MMR experiment and read as much as you can, it's both educational and motivational Learn how to play slark Google Wraith King hailrake build
I'd also advise you to learn how to play jungle lycan because that was also part of my high skill escape, but it's pretty worthless now.
Good luck, you'll need it.
Brandon Parker
>play alch >win
David Long
how do I drood
Zachary Williams
...
Jaxon Morgan
>trivially look up dotabuff for 6.87 stats >windginger actually has 45% or so win rate and yet she has one of the highest pick rates anyway
Any reason? What makes a hero popular in spite of evidence indicating that shes underpowered or bad in the current meta
Jeremiah Green
you really need to specify wether or not you're talkinga bout pro games or pub games
Christopher Davis
She's pretty fun to play.
Easton Bennett
>enemy has a cheesy full magic damage team >buy three (3) (T H R E E) pipes >never take damage nice fucking game dotards
Jeremiah Lopez
>mfw a juiceshitter posts next to me
Jeremiah Butler
Haven't played in the past 6 months, what is the current Meta now? What are the hero's people will pick in bog standard unranked?
Adrian Bennett
*unsheathes Helm of the Dominator* The fuck you just say to me????????????
Jeremiah Gray
shes not underpowered you are just peruvian shitter
Noah Torres
t. a 2.1k shitter that thinks he's in the shadow pool
Brayden Sullivan
no idea, i''m 5.7 k
Angel Morales
you keep your helmet in a bag?
Asher Martin
Can confirm. Besides, if you can get good shackles constantly, you either help your team with getting big pickoffs, or take two players out of a fight. The bad thing is that she needs a bit too much farm to work (The aghs, the maelstrom, the blink, etc.).. or maybe I just believe that because I'm shit at the hero
Chase Ross
>full magic damage team shit m8 what da fuk are you doing
Leo Evans
PA is currently no.1 hero now, above legion, pudge and invoker.
>It's a PA builds Phase Boots and ZERO attack speed items and hits like Kunkka after Phantom strike runs out
Oliver Hill
What fucking video editing software do you fags use to crop videos? I'm trying to make dota webm's here.
Leo Anderson
Datdota still isn't being updated, where are people getting their competitive 6.87 stats in its absence?
Ryder Brown
Why is kunkka so based as a hero?
Jaxon Ortiz
>dreamleague used to be James and Bruno >now its Actionslacks and Kotlguy
That fucking does it, im learning russian so I can see competent casters and hosts. I absolutely cannot stand those two absolute fucktards anymore, they ruin everything they come into contact with.
Charles Reyes
>satanic
but FREE lifesteal
Colton Thompson
the hailrake build is outdated you fuck, mjollnir wont win you games on wk no more, radiance is nothing compared to armlet/blademail/echo sabre/blink wk
Brayden Perry
I got a helmet in a bag for you :3
John Reyes
Excuse me, can you please stop low skill gameshitty during esports.
James Flores
>implying I play ranked Never even calibrated broseph
Jaxson Cooper
>He doesn't use quickcast
Chase White
Where my DotaNEETs @?
Dominic Hall
those trash magnets need nerfs and big nerfs. It doesn't help that icefag keeps buffing all 4 of them
Christopher Parker
All you need to know is to purely pick around 1-2 OP heroes of the path and only play them and nothing else. Everyone that climbs MMR does this.
Evan Watson
how the fuck do u play this guy?
inb4:stungun str build
why would i ever pick this guy to carry over something like huskar
