/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>I like your posts
thank you crab poster imposter

real hitagi poster says hi btw

can someone explain why everyone has a retarded URL in their name? I just started playing so everyone in my games is bad but yet 7/10 people in the lobby have a fucking URL in their name. I played a bunch of dota and it doesn't happen there; is this just some meme I'm unaware of?

y-you too

there are some betting/skin trading sites that give you bonuses if you put their url in your name
and in some cases it's just little kids trying to be cool like the pros by pretending they have sponsors

kids hoping to win skins

>tfw i dont

Hf user! Dont let him take advantage of you or anything..

>Be DMG
>Aim isn't that good, only played ~500 hours
>typically end towards to bottom of the scoreboard
>still win more than I lose

Am I somehow lucky enough to get carried? or can you really contribute that much without fragging high? I just try to help my teammates with crossfires, baiting/trading, and utility.

>forget about making an anime thread
>someone else did it anyway
amazing, you guys are great

you're being lucky, yes
unless you can carry an entire team of retards at your current rank all by yourself, winning/losing in mm is mostly luck

>he doesn't delete post tripfags reply to

I'm literally squirting!

I will be your bf if you are cute!

guardian of our skines

>Dont let him take advantage of you or anything..
what do you mean? he would never!

who is worse: animeposters or homoposters?

They go hand in hand in about 90% of the cases.

>tfw i dont
we can change that if you post you profile or something.

Idk if i am

I mean that he makes you suck his penis or makes you take his penis inside your butt and then leave and abandon you like a fleshlight

hey reddo

well he's the one who'd be sucking my penis and i'm certainly not going to abandon him but thanks for the concern i guess :3

yo why tf Veeky Forums blinking????

Why? Ill just get bullied then

Ok good, he could still just take your cum and leave like a semen demon but nvm.. Hf

4chanx is fucking up, there have been reports of it

I wont bully you Ill protect you I promise

But im not a bottom or a trap or anything..

>don't have a telephone for prime account verification
>play 5 games today
>none of them without a cheater
>pic related in 2 of them
is it time for me to just give in and... program my own cheats?

you dont have to be we can still be best friends

Post some self identifier like a selfie or your id!

VP or CSGL?

Either that or buy a fucking phone.

Was cajunb really the problem for Astralis?

hey bud back off, I'm already his best friend

get a phone, retard???

My bayo is on VP. :^)

I don't see why not

>nip is dead
>fnatic is dead
>godsent is dead

sweden is dead?

I guess.. I feel you would just forget about me anyway..

I know nobody will add me then or anything or forget about me.. I dont know really

Woah, who are you?

Is this how anime makes you good? Anime gives you cheats?

holy fuck i just fixed the flickering

i almost got a fucking aneurysm

I would, but where I live your phone contract gets auto-canceled if you don't call enough people each month

No, it doesn't.

the fuck

this has to be a troll

So?
You only need to verify your number once. Hell, you don't even need a smartphone, you can just use the SteamDesktopAuthenticator and a dumbphone to verify it.

"This guy doesn't even call people and is wasting money with us. Let's cancel his contract."

Don't play MM anymore.

DO IT

Do what?

why are third world shitholes like poland and ukraine where people can't afford computers at home doing pretty well in cs? that makes no sense

I wont since I dont have many friends to begin with.

It is that way in Germany
At least with mobile phones

Yeah, but I'd still have to buy a phone and a sim card and create an account, just to play a €7 game with less cheaters

I'd gladly pay monthly but it's not being offered by anyone here

uh, no????

how is kjaerbye raping everyone this hard?

did msl not utilize him properly or what?

>spend money to go to internet cafe
>play nothing but cs:go
>since you're spending money for your time, you feel obligated to improve

As someone who grew up in such a country - these are low requirements games, and those are the only games our toasters could play. It's also a socially acceptable game to play, and even what /r9k/ calls "Chads" play it here. So there's a huge player pool and inevitably, there are talented kids who really want to make money, maybe even get out of the country.

This.

CS is a turbo-normie game.

The "dane who rapes in online matches" is probably the oldest cs:go meme there is.

What are you referring to?

hi A5
>only $4.50/month
cheapest hack i've seen so far

stay mad swedecuck rofl

I don't really understand that chat. Why does karrigan tell them to use t-say when Fnatic was obviously speaking to Astralis? What did Olof and Dennis react to?

Ow ;_;
Well whatever really, i have nothing to lose and i like to talk to id/armaaaa

Who here /eternallystuckingoldnova/?

thereisnospraypattern100%rng-retard detected. Fuck off.

>A5
who

oh, its you forget it.

Why would you use wallhack on your teammates?

Post gameply webms

i dont get this meme.

Then i know who you are.. Sorry ;_;

Why didn't they replace device instead of cajunb?

no youre not dont lie

why not? you can know exactly where they are without looking at your radar

use walls on everyone

lmao, how is this wenton guythe LMS every round?

woah did anyone take a screenshot of that qt

Im not, how would you know anyway? I could be wrong who you are anyway, but i dont think i am

Just now on Starladder? Looked like the girl from Modern Family tbqh famalam

why are fnatics odds so low?

dont they have the best cheats?

i put a lot of skins on them.

because device is cuter

>Why didn't they replace the unambiguously best player of the team
Gee I wonder

holy fuck if tsm chokes this

i mean he is doing poorly in this one online bo3, just fucking bench him instead of cajun haha xD look at me im a fucking retard

how fucking salty is fnatic right now?

to realize you were only the best because olof literally carried your ass all the time (sometimes flusha during majors)

Fnatic LAN status: denied

What is this flashing Veeky Forums meme? Are you guys chromefags?

illuminati

update 4chanx

kill yourself

Will increasing the contrast or Saturation give an advantage?

Saturation kinda makes it look a little pretty on low graphics, but sometimes on maps like dust 2, it'll be weird to see Ts

>tfw dunno whether to play wrist or arm