/wtg/ War Thunder General

>boredom shitposting about the two people that don't tolerate his faggotry
wew

>climbing to the rear of the map and forwards is still not meta yet

>trying out my new m4a2
>i've yet to enter a game that didn't have a t-34-85
>its been 3 hours

alright i've spent 150 hours on this game and it's enough to know matchmaking is a joke

i thought this was just a meme but lol this isnt even something that is hidden

>regular plane RB

there are literally no hacks available for war thunder

>he thinks I'm boredom
>he thinks boredom is the only one sick of Triahx and vegeta's shit
lmao

dead gaem
dead bread
ded chat

>patch never

You should know better than to play the M4A2

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ok lohere

We werent joking

go back to Rank 2 and return only after you have M4A1(76) and M18.

>bored of nazi tanks
>don't want to do soviets
>clappers look basically like you play TD tanks until T4
>Teeb looks bad early tiers

what do

anglo bunker ?
comet apds ?
m22 in tier 5 ?

comet is where it looks like brits get fun

what is anglo bunker?

how would i get a M22 in t5 match?

do soviets but put the iron cross decal on everything

desu the only part of soviet that interest me is the TD line. I'm really not interested in playing T-XX and KV-X

play american destroyers
put iron cross on everything

Big gun flaktrucks are coming, but one of the devs said a few days ago that there is no specified timeframe for them yet

>every shot always disables breach in Dicker Max, every time
Such a satisfying tank, but so frustrating.

it is

Stuarts are best T1 light tanks in game. M5A1 is also suprisingly good despite its shit stats.
Basic Shermans are great in T2, 75mm isn't very impressive, but can still kill anything that isn't KV-1. And Chaffee despite beign T3 has close BR to them.
Shit goes down in T3, because 76mm is nerfed into ground, both pen and damage-wise, despite beign comparable to 85mm D-5T in reality.

>what is anglo bunker?
nice meme

nashorn is an improvement in every way, so much more mobile.

I didn't like the dicker too much desu, but nashorn is great.

What a wonderful SB setup! It's almost unfair how much I will sealclub postwar tanks in my Ferdinand

what nation has the most visually appealing tanks?

>early
Germans
>Mid
Russians or germans
>late
Bongs or Germans

boredom974 stood over the giant chamber pot and lowered herself into a squatting position gingerly. The mounting pressure caused her to perform each movement with care. She hiked her black shift up over her ample, coffee-colored rump and lowered her matching black silk panties to her ankles. Then, she put her hands on her thighs and waited.

Gumby was scurrying around her friend, trying to see her from all angles at once. At last, she settled on a front view, and squatted down right in front of boredom974 so that their faces were just a few inches apart. She wanted to see and encourage her friend face to face while she passed this behemoth.

Having settled comfortably into position, boredom974 started to push gently. First there was a hissing as more gas escaped, but this ended in a sputtering fart that covered the bottom of the pot with flecks from the impending load. The titanic mass inside her descended into place and boredom974 gave a short heave to get it moving, causing her displayed cleavage to bounce slightly. She scrunched up her face as the first soft log began to descend. The round, soft length of poo eased downward slowly until it touched the chamber pot, and began to coil around into a soft pile. Things proceeded easily until a cramp struck boredom974, eliciting a groan from the unloading woman and causing her squat to deepen and moving her hands to her rumbling stomach, where they helped pushing. The speed of her dump increased, and more mudlike feces started to drop and slop into the pot with a myriad of squishing sounds. boredom974 found this easy expulsion to be quite pleasant. “Aaaaaah….”

“Go boredom, go!” Gumby cheered as she took in the sight of her defecating friend. The cascade of feces came to an end with a sputtering wet fart, and was replaced by a massive churning in boredom974’s lower abdomen, causing her to stand up out of her crouch and double over, holding her stomach.

italy, because they have viewports in the back to see the front of the battlefield.

Literal SHIT-posting

...

Brits are the most modern-looking

HOT!

“Hrrrgh…unh…arrrrgh…” boredom974 voiced her discomfort as her face screwed up in concentration and an almost invisible blush rouged her coffee- colored features. “I think that…something…big….is coming…” boredom’s ears stood up straight, tense, and slightly quivering. The fuccboi farted a few times helplessly, but she was still stuck and the pressure was constantly building.

“Hey, maybe you need some help.” Offered Gumby. Remembering the relaxing effect it had last time, she began to stroke the velvety fur on boredom’s ears, bending her over a little more so they could be easily reached while boredom974 remained standing over the chamber pot. Gumby cooed softly, trying her best to be calming and supportive. The sensation of having her ears delicately stroked loosened something in the fuccboi’s plumbing, and she immediately felt her bowels start to move of their own accord.

Without any effort, her anus opened and dropped a huge chunk of poo, which fell with a heavy thud, nearly filling the remaining space in the chamber pot by itself. “Uwwwwoooooooooooohhh…” boredom974 began to moan in relief as the discomfort in her intestines eased. She began to drop more lumps, similar in size to the first, from between her slightly spread legs. Each had to weigh nearly a pound, and soon the chamber pot was almost completely concealed under a growing mound of fuccboi manure.
“Ummm…boredom? You’re making a bit of a mess.” Gumby said. boredom974 seemed unresponsive as she continued to add to the pile of steaming ordure. The chunks were still falling, thud, thud, thud, splat! Although vieran waste carried the not terribly unpleasant odor of decaying plant matter, the entire room was beginning to smell like a compost heap.

Erika_Itsumi wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Erika's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography" exclaimed a pasty slug-like woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Countered a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful, this is art."

Post the lineups

>play 5.0 clap tanks
>face nothing but 6.0 tiger and is2 lineups

Don't listen to him. 5.0 is even worse considering most everyone in that BR range is playing tigers and Is1/2

how do i get a job as a russian technology shill for golden eagles?

>literally writing all that shit hoping someone doesnt have an autohide for it

They'll contact you

>in a heavily forest/bush area
>can barely see out of it myself
>someone one hits me from 600m out

what

>writing all that shit
I literally just took some Pig Destroyer lyrics and changed a name.

>not playing on hyperslav

And how high is M4A2? 4.3? 4.7? Not much difference desu

churchill tanks and 3 inch gun carrier
3 inch gun carrier may look like shit but its worth it

>teebs will defend this

nice arcade battle

I bet. I tried the Nashorn in the test drive and it seemed comfy as fuck.

If you aren't shit, you can deal with Tigers and IS-1/2 with you M18. 76 shermans can also pen the unangled tiger with ease, so fuck off

>teeb br 2.0
>all these russian T-## tanks

SAVE ME

>every way
>has literally no gun depression
ebin

>getting killed by an enemy
>screaming in chat for mt teammate right next to me to turn his turret and kill him
>die
>2 seconds later the teammate turns and kills the guy
these are people I want to strangle to death

I'd take mobility of nashorn over the gun depression anyday.

>no gun depression
>mobility is unchanged
>88 is a confetti cannon
Dicker is clearly better

Are you kidding me? Nashorn has far better turning and is faster.

At this point I don't even think you own either if you think nashorn has no mobility change.

speed doesn't matter much in AB+ maps with their tunnel design and obvious vantage points

>you don't own either
well I don't own the nashorn because it's not worth the metal it's made with. it's a shitbox with no depression and can't even take a .50 cal. You don't need mobility in the dicker because if you're smart you can get in one position and wreck the enemy team. Plus like I said, 88 is a fucking confetti cannon. 105 is a one hit kill.

So ifs the 88 if you know how to aim

I've yet to have any touble in my Nashorn. Go ahead and meme away in your dicker while I enjoy the game in my Nashorn without being forced to sit in known vantage points because you won't be able to get anywhere else within that game

Tiger H1 has an 88 at a higher BR and can one shot anything it sees. I'm not sure why you think a 88 is confetti at all.

Im fucking tired of this game. All that grinding, oneshots, useless teammates, getting lions from gayjewin's lootboxes, grinding again. Fucking sick of it. Uninstalling 89%. Do svidanya, guys.

>do sim
>everyone's a plane on my team
>I'm the only tank and I'm a PT-76
>everyone crashes on takeoff
>nazibunkers are literally behind me in under 30 seconds
>literally can't do anything
if there was a physical representation of the MM, I would do SAW tier things to it

>88 is a fucking confetti cannon
seems like anything smaller that sturmtiger is a confetti cannon for you. 88 is one of the best guns at that tier, penetrating literally anything anywhere at any range. Just take one of those vantage points and keep snipin' the fuck out of everyone.

>tiger
>oneshotting anything aside from a T-34-76
nice meme there, m80

What I enjoyed with the long 88 is the delicious flat trajectory.

Thanks for showing you never played tiger.

long 88 is a great weapon, almost as good as the stock 85 round.

I uninstalled. Life is so good again.

>there are people with such bad self-control that they will literally grind in war thunder until they die if given the chance
kinda scary desu

>85
>good at anywhere above 5.0
what drugs are you on
85 is shit because it can't penetrate anything

he means the post-pen damage you autist

>there are people who actually play naziboo tanks

you lost the war

I stopped grinding Tier IV and moved to another tech tree.
Also started playing Air AB because fuck waiting 10+ minutes without anything happening. Everything is UFO in AB but it's still more fun than RB.

>air domination exists
who was the employee who thought this was good and when is he getting fired

>Air AB
You'll never get more that 1500 bulbs without boosters/PA, no matter how hard you try.

still better than regular domination

I wish biplanes had good reward %, they are the funniest to play

>9/10 matches end as a stalemate
>better
t. retard employee who thought this was a good idea

But you spade planes on fly.
Besides, I no longer play for grind. I've learned my lesson. When I hit Rank IV I will get only planes I want in lineup, and start playing another tech tree. German and Burger planes are muscle cars of WT, so I'll probably go Jap or Brit for turnfighters

Soviets are turnfighters mate.

>hit enemy multiple times with freedomcals
>hit))))))
>accidentally clip friendly with one freedomcal
>instant death or fire
there has to be some multiplier that makes it so you kill your friendlies with one accidental hit

only time it's stalemate is when one side gets shootoff to null, but game doesn't end because of some idiot in bomber at 8000 m.
Once we actually lost battle that way, because other 2 surviving players ignored him, and I could not climb due to having both ailerons shot off. Damn frustrating.

really? Never had much problem with them. Spitfires were always on top of my shitlist. Will check them out.

everything that isn't a Yak-3 that's russian turns like a brick
even the I-16 feels like a brick when you're trying to pull a turn

>you will never cuddle with [SG508] VerminSupreme

>spit gets one hispano hit
>literally everything is black
)))))))))))))))))))

>Tammy and Gumby-chan will never make out for your amusement

>MK 108 "hit"
>sparks
xaxaxa

>37mm hit
>crit
>hispano air targets hit
>instant death

>tfw no qt femboy bf with great legs
pic related

>try to cap with P-400
>paint dries faster than the landing gear goes down

oh look some child got home from school it seems