/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

wheres yashy )';

getting trashed in his boipussy

Twelfth for god bless the almighty Almir and the blessings he bestows upon us all.

>Buying drills
Fuck off.

neener neener

why does it take so fucking long? it's a loot bag, it doesn't need to be 30 fucking seconds to open

It doesn't take that long. He just dragged it out for fake suspense since the game decides what item you've gotten before you can see the wheel spinning.

The unboxing doesn't happen until the game gets notice from the server that the safe is indeed opened and also which item the client should display. aka. it's lag from 3rd world internet

This shit needs to fucking stop

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Mellon (voff_4)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

is this seriously a fucking bot

I forgot side jobs were even a thing once I started using the dlc unlocker L o L

No_

i saw someone with 400 hours get downed by a taser on the other side of the map and then they left

Sokol is a cute girl

post pics

Shit like that never ceases to piss me off.

This is the ONLY game I know/play where a nigga with 200+ hours can still act like a fucking dumbass and quit early to add insult to stupidity.

I only have Clokol

not a fan of character mixing but that's pretty cool

If Sokol was a girl he would have hair like this desu

of course

payday 2 is a children's game

>Change preferred character to Wolf
>Swedish K
>Viking Hat

Time to unleash my inner Swede

Now you can't even kick him to get a much more useful bot because the bot will be in custody too.

Who's the stupid pubbie now?

>Viking Hat
>Not Ball Gag

HEY G WOULD YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH

Thread dead cause ashley banned everyone who uses dlc unlocker

Trashley can't ban anyone from shit.

From Steam forums maybe but not ingame. I'm still using it and having fun with it.

Anyone who still submits to the Jews are literal keks.

RESU-FUCKING-RECT-DEAD

>Sit on my dick, Clover
>FUCK. ME. HARD.
guys, stop playing around with the soundboard.

So how long until trashly does another code give away to ensure the cucks in the steam group keep shilling for him here? That's all he can do since when he bitches to the mods here to get them to ban people it doesn't work. Got to reinforce that pro-overkill sentiment somehow right?

t. Fede

why do people play with you if you have a cheater tag all the time?

Because cheater doesn't mean I use ebic kill all hax

people don't ask you why you have cheater tag?

Pubs fucking LOVE the bad goy tag.

It means that the cheating host is going to give them a free DW or payout.

they do but when i tell them it's only dlc shit, 90% of them are chill with it

also scrubs respect it for

Jules, in his infinite wisdom, nerfed Flechettes, making Shotgun Impact a mandatory skill again for Flechette shotguns.

Amazing.

Did he really just allow a nerf to an ammo type that literally no one fucking uses?
The intelligence level of the Overkill staff surprises me yet again.

Is it just me or is Jack of all Trades not working?

tried to put down my secondary equipment medbag, but it just disappeared.

Appears to be bugged with some mods

>HE rounds snipe better than flechette Though that's really only relevant for dealing with snipers but holy fuck you can tag snipers at long ranges pretty consistently with HE rounds
>HE rounds pierce armor better than AP slugs
>Nerf flechette

ok then

This video game is gay like my weiner

That was happening to me until update 99. No mods, here.

I haven't played since pay2win. Is this game worth playing again? I noticed they gave me the wolf pack cause I owned it in Payday 1, is that good?

>Is this game worth playing again?
There were like two free heists and a free deagle on steroids but that's about it. If you want you can beta test their new skill system that makes everything really retarded

HE ammo is bugged, instead of being an explosive entity it's just a large radius bullet with 100% piercing. You can hit cop spawns through walls that are out of bounds.

>Is this game worth playing again?

Depends what you liked about that made you start playing and why you quit in the first place.

I'm going to go ahead and say no unless you have 3 friends to play with.

I can't equip my second deployable. Last week I could only equip my second deployable, I couldn't change my primary.

60th for ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

If you have the Wolf Pack, that's even better.

Shit's got a grenade launcher in there, and Overkill already released several DLC clone items, so pay2win is pretty much out the window unless you can't git gud

>youtube.com/watch?v=qTFHnznfnik
>that feel when you realize most of go bank stealth was inspired from no mercy

I wonder if we'll be able to fully stealth more of the original heists if they get ported to pd2

Update: Swedish-K actually pretty okay

Just gotta live from mag to mag and make sure to snatch those ammo boxes

GET THE FUCK UP

get gude get hoxhude

>Paying for skins when PP exists

Arrows count as ammo boxes at least for cable-ties.

Was able to get infinite cable ties, gonna test with grenades next

Holy shit

GO Bank solo new meta

Just tested with grenades for fully loaded aced, you can infinite grenades and cable ties just by shooting at your feet.

SASUGA OVERKILL
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO UPDATE THEIR FUCKING SHITTY GAME
I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER

...

this is dumb

It's furry art, ignore it.

welcome to 2 weeks ago

they've already said they're working on fixing it asap

>porn exists of sokol giving capt winters an anklejob

Jelly?

Oh jesus...

2 weeks ago? They added cable ties as drops a few days ago.

Yashy isn't Ashley

>no porn of Clover giving the gang a projob
>mfw

>that feel when people are not praying Almir when opening safes,
>youtube.com/watch?v=L_8pb6NbJG8

>mfw sokol has more, higher quality porn compared to clover

>Using a shotgun and not having shotgun skills.
>Using shotguns for ranged.

>yfw almir sounds like a sand nigger name
>yfw he probably works for isis

allah akbar no snackbahar

desu sokol is cuter

Got a wolf drill yesterday, I have a wolf safe, should I open it or sell the drill? I'm thinking sell

Wise choice is usually sell every time.

ope
u not real ashly

I'd be down for Simon voicing a character other than Bain, such as a Heister.

Few years back I was surprised that he sounds nothing like Bain, instead puts on a tight chested stressed voice. Its also why a handful of Bain lines sounds like he's spoken too long without a breath and starts to deepen as he relaxes

Last trip got cracked so i changed it and actually secured this one. Put the trip on my steam profile to confirm it.

Good goy. Do not fall for false Trashly's.

OK I BELIieve youj

NOOWH

are u gonna give away some dls keys any time soon?

hellow heisters i have bring some dls from almir's scret stash hahah:

4ZTVR-QRC4I-G0XRN
9R2MX-FBXIA-TDFQ9
I60K8-WHFNP-X2IN2
FBQVH-4K6EQ-K49QD
BZMPM-739WE-IN9NK
24D52-YA68G-I5NB7
MCMLD-B524M-AJG2Y

geep those elmets flying :DDDD

moar

thanks doge

lmao
>store.steampowered.com/app/443940/

What the fuck is Heaven Island Life

some vr demo thing