Dota 2 - /d2g/

literally axe
>natural cleave
>stack 3 hearts, blink, blademail, boots of travel

>no magical awoo girl hero

Dotards?

>Memeleague is boring as fuck
>Singsing stopped streaming for no reason
>No next part of ENB's DS3 LP up yet

Man fuck this

ENDURANCE RUN

L M A O, Our guy Peter is figuratively fucking himself, isn't he

youtu.be/a-i8Ai5VzQY

>video is called a "vlog"
>it is just an unedited 2 minute clip without context

he is literally just trying to create drama at this point

>no extreme precision hero
Dotards??

Wow it's like he's NA dota or something

Little shits like PPD won't get to do something like this amyore.

I don't get how she can get the event orgs to invite her if she's just banging the players though

Explains why bulldog stopped interacting with her tho

This is so unlike PPD what happened /d2g/

/v/ doesn't even know who dendi is!! So uncultured.

doesn't matter if it was right or not, Peter is untouchable, the single most successful person in esports history

oh no sheever is cryign on twitter, guess what no one gives a shit

YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS

NA Dotards are so fucking pathetic lmao

>tfw no gf that sits on your face while she plays dota

I tried asking in the previous thread

how do i git gud at dota?

fuck off with that meme i just want to be super precise at lasthitting

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so what they'll take his phone or prohibit filming?

you can tell that faggot's a slav

>fear sitting on his phone while normies party around him

is there ANYONE more OUR GUY than fear?

Post the lewdest pictures you have

I'm talkin things that are sfw but I can still get off to

Keep it Dota related too I suppose

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how does 2 minutes of her doing some drunk "dancing" mean shes fucked every single pro player?

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Look at that bulge son.

youtube.com/watch?v=a-i8Ai5VzQY&feature=youtu.be

Post Steam and we might arrange something that gets you off :3

This webm describes how I feel about my friend coaching me and then releasing me into a real game

I've gotten banned for posting this sfw image before...

For fucks sake I just want to sleep already

warning NSFW dont open or ur boss gonna fire u

I just don't get Jugg.

The hero is either godlike or trash, there is never an "average" Jugg game.

Poor Synd

this is too sad user, don't post this

MODS

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wow, whos the qt mate?

>its 01:30 in swedistan
these retards cant even plan a tournament properly lmao

>almost click it
>.gif

close call

Do I just start playing ranked and calibrate or stick with normal skill unranked?

The "Everyone picks random heroes 1 second before game starts" meme is starting to get annoying.

>Support goes warding with a Nyx on the enemy team.webm

AMEN DURÅ

How are you going to arrange a Dotard tournament without fucked up schedules when match sets can last anywhere from one to four hours.

user? :3

Why is PA Korra?

it ain't right that puck can euls in a static storm and then get a phase shift off inside the ongoing static storm. I don't care about no "damage increments every .1 seconds" or whatever, that shit is not right

everyone randoms in ranked to get bonus gold

just stop playing the game already

Bulba is coked out of his mind lel

I remember during TI5 hub Bamboe told a story on stream about how Bulba went trolling for cocaine at the TI4 afterparty.

you can bkb while coming from euls into icepath

its just how the game is if everything worked like dotards 2 had logic half the items would be useless

>you'll never be a part of this life

just end me already

Lifestealer has a 56% winrate at 5k+ MMR, higher than any other hero.

Defend him as balanced.

blink euls puck is cancer in high mmr
icefag really needs to nerf that shit

Sounds like every snowballing hero ever.

giving a series 3h30m is not that hard to figure out if you want a safe schedule
but if you are a random swede retard you can assume all matches are gonna be 40 min max 2 game series

if you are normal then you will calibrate at lower than 3200

play unranked until all your games are vh then at least you have a chance of some salvageable mmr

5k is a bunch of autistic shitters who spam fotm heroes.

its because of every fucking retard buys vanguard on every fucking hero in 5k

i have no idea where this cancerous meta came from but i want it to leave asap

shut up and keep posting lewds you bimbo slut

>ODPixel cucked
>Shane cucked
>Bulldog cucked

BULBA THOUHG

everyone was probably on it

2k is a bunch of autistic shitters who spam fotm heroes from 2014

they did make a "safe" schedule except they had like an 1 hour break because of tech issues in one series and 40 minutes in another for same reason, not to mention they probably took extra long breaks and all the series went to game 3 with long games.

I can post something a lot lewder over Steam :3

t. mad goycuck.
how does it feel to cucked by your own hats.

SINGU IS STRIMMIN

He's literally one of the strongest heroes in the game at the moment.

Can lane or jungle very fast so there's no stopping his farm.

Gets a FREE bkb and can manfight almost anybody

Naturally tanky, FREE lifesteal

Can pull off a lot of meme shit with Infest

Excels at fighting tanky heroes which are very meta at the moment

Needs a reasonable amount of coordination to take down, the degree of which is rarely found in pubs

Armlet. Just armlet.

It's because Icefrog has been removing spell immunity piercing from regular skills.

Now there are even fewer heroes you can pick that can affect Lifestealer

Based Fear just sitting quietly enjoying some fine drinks. He's probably grumpy about all the noise the damn kids are making around him.

there has been only 1 game that reached 50 mins, and it was the game that just finished so they didnt get fucked by a bunch of hour long games

Nah he's just beta as fuck and knows no girl would even speak to him because he's like a 5'6" manlet with a meme beard and glass wrists.

What's the problem anyway? Not like Dotards aren't used to playing video games at 2 am.

this is sweden in a nutshell. nothing works the way it should and the people who should be ashamed about it just laugh, not realizing that they're the adults now

the players look like they're just about to off themselves

1. Muh
2. Professionalism
3. That's all there is to it.

Where my Dota NEETs @?

>kotlguy literally the only analyst focusing on the draft

soon. he's gonna snap soon.

>tobi has muted redeyes mic so he can kill it all by himself
>redeye wants to hug tobi several times, is he gay?
>tfw you will never be in a booth with capitalist and synd
>you will never be on team with ppd and fear pointing fingers at people
>underage arab in the club
>bulba showing off
>why are there so many autists in one room
>what drugs are complexity doing
>that slowmotion clip in the end my sides

>Dreamleague
What the fuck is going on?

>decide to check dreamhack since it's bo1 and people in thread are talking about it
>first thing i hear is epic personalityshitting with sheever and slacks engaging directly with the twitch chat
>while the draft is on but who cares

Can someone just post when the game actually starts?

this is not a good meme. it's always the same 40 people in these threads. you know exactly where your dota neets "@"

>Someone literally just donated over 300 dollars to Singsing

Man why can't I get money for doing jackshit?

That vlog by ppd is like the creep Sheever dance webm. On both she couldn't dance.

Living up to their name of memeleague

No Diggity running the feared "no carry" strat

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Has anyone else felt the games this patch are really stompy?

the players are barely awake

>first match dig played was 14h ago
>still playing
>will play again in 10h if they win
its just retarded to cuck players like this, even neets will be tired

It's more of a rallying cry instead of a meme though. The thread's more fun when NEETs are NEETing it up.

Where are the Phoenix picks / bans

I thought it was broken.