Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

>OP

Reminder, just a bunch of bros having fun!

THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.5

NOTES:
Godking ebins have fused with the thread itself, cannot be removed or eliminated.
God ebins are infamous ebins with a trail of drama and tears behind them.
High ebins post daily and have a recognizable character and/or gimmick.
Mid ebins are your run of the mill ebins, generally nothing special.
Low ebins are either retired personalities or lurkers who rarely post.

>GODKING TIER
Putt
Chemo

>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Harpuia
Paks

>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana/Bruce
Guffy
Naka
F'wha
Shana
Godspeed
Valsi
Red
Rheia/BGC@
Elk
Brahms
Sandc@
Zani
Algy

>MID TIER
K'iki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Frenchc@
Read
Pippy
Vic
Jaiba
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra
Sugi
Lewdlander
Mumu
Sayora
Koata
Banda
Rou
Rylai
Ruki
Aether/Riri
Nashu
JP
Sera
Talia
Mute
Black Steve/Wes Jones

>LOW TIER
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
CG
Antivia
Ninii
Ika
Tofu
Spiral Mountain
Noriko
Liora
Hark
Meracle
Momo
Naandae

>SHIT TIER
Selzh

why?

hey guys haha

anyone looking for friends? haha

...

bussy boi, toes ahoy!

snoozie woozies OwO

xth for never got to fug adels au ra

yes me haha

would you like to bond? are you cute?

cause I want to nut

...

skateboard mount when

Friendly reminder to kill yourself if your character falls into one of these categories:
>futa
>bussy
>cuntboy
Please help your surroundings by getting rid of the trash.
Thank you for your understanding.

>that feel when power slash

yeah haha ;)

wanna see my dick pics? ;)

this is what i'll give you.

ill rape you with my vagina

Go awey smelly wet catboy
You clogged the pool

>that quality
Unghg....h.h

twitch tv/algerus

come watch the ORIGINAL bussyboi play yugioh

I play as a male, therefore I fall under bussy
time to kill myself

I should've ticked the HQ box

>ORIGInAL bussyboi
You weren't even a good bussy

xth for waiting on 3.3

What is a
>bussy
?

>ywn be sugis three day friend
why live

Bussy is slang for male ass, thus you are saying every male character should kill themselves.

algy is cute and is the best bussy and i love him!

you know my full name is Selzh Denn right?

Dang, forgot to put the catboi to bed before I left

Do people actually do the cuntboi thing?

butt pussy i assume

thanks, this will do greatly
love pics of your butt

ew no gross
Sorry mistress.

do you like females or just males

>meracle still lurks
wew

Same. About 9 hours till the live letter I think. I wish patch was here already.

Is iri's static dead yet? My BLM quit the game and I hear stratos is good.

so cute... i love algy's feet

STFU you faggot.

But every guy has a butt

>tfw no algy eb

why live

i know who this is
huehuuhuheuh

shame about the accent

ill rape you too

yes and?

creep

>ultrash samefagging hour

i wonder what reddit is up to

you and what army

>making fun of an ugly femroe that forces himself and creeps on everyone and never shuts the fuck up about his ERP life can't be fun

every post is ultrash

yes even yours

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

*breahtes in*

JHAHHAHAHAHHAA

UPVOTED.

16 hours of the day

just males. although sometimes i may wan't to swing the other way.depends on my mood i guess. lel

dont make me tap dance on your balls

why is your glamour so ugly?

>that image
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww................

help

...

"Talking to Selzh is legitimately the most uncomfortable I've ever felt while playing this game." - Bad Manners 2016

>being insecure is fun
haha lol

yes, and?

How big are Iri's talons? Do you think I could fit one in each of my holes or are they really big? I fuck Futaroes pretty often so I'm not new to big things in my pussy or my ass.

Leave her alone !

stop forcing yourself/your clique

Brain problems

best meme

Hmm.

i want a cute gargoyle to step on my scrotum until its purple...

hello?

that's my fetish you can't threaten me

hey brucie fuck off why dont ya HAHAHAHHAHA

Hi, I just arrived on balmung. What are the best erp FCs?

>ARR wasn't 1.2x with a better engine

Where were you when Yoshi lied?

>posting used goods

wait till the livestream starts

it's not me posting it nor is it my friends

How you liking NIN?

Come visit Mateus sometime~

low graphics edition

how am i used goods?

ow taking applications for my EB with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be a lalafell or roe, no exceptions. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Be on Balmung.
4. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
5. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to teleport to soon.

If you unironically use the words bussy or cummies you need to be dragged outside and shot.

PLEASE!! step on my tiny sack and wimpy cock.. please???

you already got one stratos

what reason do you have to defend shrekroe? i'm asking seriously. you're doing it, so you've got a reason. what is it?

Yoshi was really insistent on keeping it a WoW clone, I guess.
>They took the time to remake the zones because people were complaining about how copy-pasted it is
>Now it's 1/4 the original size and none of them are relevant anyway
>Replaced about 99% of the game's good music for some reason, and replaced it with a mediocre soundtrack
What a waste.

Fuck off already Proci.

i am elezen balmung not bad and play the game and generally hold ok conversations

so your reason is simply to spite p'roci? and why do you dislike p'roci? tell us your feelings son.

Shut up stupid smelly FAT OGRE SHIT

you forgot the picture

Well, you see, Ultrash are vicious cyberbullies who need to be killed in real life but wishing this on upon others is totally fine and sane.