/5N@F/ General

>there are "people" posting in this very general RIGHT NOW that unironically think Veeky Forums culture is a bad thing

shit

But aren't you a bitch yourself, bitch?

>misgendering baby and ballerina
>using heteronormative patriarchal language
>homophobic
Why is Funtime Foxy such a shitlord?

>Scott keeps missing the point about what made the first game so good.
Quality is relative to taste, user. For most of us, the eerie spooks made the first game so good.
For Scott, the metric shitloads of cash made the first game so good, and so, in his point of view, he's successfully replicated the quality of the first game many times.

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Reminder for the new thread to vote if you haven't already
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That's a terribly-made poll.

*poops on u*

textless version comin up

No, this is

sorry if it wasn't what you wanted, i couldn't really find many good crown models

hope you all have a nice day and im glad u exist

>Jester porn

Top tier. Patrician's choice. Amazing.

>Clown porn.

Holy shit whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's majestic

youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w

Well, would you look at that

What could go wrong?

inb4 this game turns out to be rushed pile of shit like FNaF 3

zaiawolf.tumblr.com/post/95183822482/klondikekun-please-listen-to-this-its-so-good

Fucking thank you dude. Holy shit.

Shut yo shit mouth, 3 gave us the best fuckabletronic in existence

No problem.

Nightmare Balloon Boy isn't even that good

Note the short shorts and sleeveless shirt.

This must be some sorta alternate timeline.

2 was the rushed pile of shit dude. 3 just failed to be scary.

So

Anyone got any Scott/Animedude porn lying around?

>animedude

...

what was the point of her being in the game anyway

Shit

Welp, meant to type anim, guess the inner weeabo fag wouldn't leave me the fuck alone

though scott with bishonen eyes would be interesting

Repost cause I only make a new pixel art once every century so might as well flaunt it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uw4-bZkxyKQ

Let's talk about the trailer more you fucking degenerates.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

Heisenberg

Eh, what the fuck, might as well make it myself if it doesn't exist

Who would look at these things and think yea, segmented facial things will totally work.

Also we finally get a human animatronic.

Plus the return of Toy foxy and feminate pink Freddy.

>Also we finally get a human animatronic.

>finally
What do you mean "finally"?

pardon me

A human sized human animatronic of a GROWN human

Plus with nice leg

Quality.

Where were you when Freddy Fuckboy's shattered masculinity became canon?

Slick

OUR HAND PUPPET IDEAS HAVE CAME TRUE!!

Are you saying Danny Devito isn't a grown man and doesn't have the SEXIEST of legs, you sizeist shitlord?

As someone who JUST caught on to the news, I'm really fucking confused, impressed, and terrified all at the same time.

Like, what the fuck. Fall needs to be here.

Now we play the waiting game for Scott to manufacture and sell them

Man is gonna get fucking rich(er)

what exactly is the point of the segmented face?

Maybe its a niche stripclub that specializes on "skin crawling" fetish?

I'm guessing because it would be easier for routine maintenance? I think the obvious meta answer is because it makes for creepier jumpscares, but not needing to remove the exoskeleton could still be a legit practical reason.

Maybe to access the Endo heads better to make repairs easier?

kinky

Has anyone noticed that Baby Doll has pins coming out of her body in this trailer?

Is Scott going for a Voodoo Doll thing?

post a ss of this

>yfw the sister location is actually an underground establishment where degenerates can jack off to robot girls

Seriously what would be your honest reaction if it turned out to be a cybernetic strip club basically?

...

Who is this sly mother fucker?

Just re-watch the trailer and focus on Baby, you can see them just poking out of her body.

I miss Charlie.

I speculate that there is a pair of Balloon Twins in this game so maybe this is one of them and the Balloon Boy marionette is the other?

>Baby has a crop-top and a skirt
>Ballerina-thing's breasts are barely covered by a blue stripe
Wouldn't even surprise me if it was.

Dem ballerina titties be looking D-cup

Might be Ennard, or Bidybab even.

It's a monkey

but he isn't black?

Looks like Scotts doing a Toy chica again and cranking it up to 11.

Look at those tits

youtube.com/watch?v=eyrtABc9wY8

>five nights at fuckboy's
oh jesus christ I forgot that even existed

That's very obviously Tommy Pickles

I feel like there's gonna be a radical difference between the rest of the games and 5's lore. I can see Scott introducing a major twist with the characters, like some voodoo bullshit as suggested.

Any hints so far as to what time period this is set in? Shit seems advanced.

Nobody knows yet, I think it might be a sequel after FNaF 3 though, shit looks too advanced even by normal FNaF standards.

>that voice
>that fucking ballerina
Jesus Christ how Horrifying

>there's an animatronic that isn't working
>you are supposed to be the sacrifice for that animatronic
>it's underground because it's a cult/conspiracy conducting it and they don't want to be caught
>the other ones are being programmed to kill you even though they were killed too
>"Don't hold it against us"

I really hope Sister Location is a spinoff with its own continuity, after 4 games the FNAF lore is complicated enough as is, a new story with new mysteries to solve sounds way more appealing to me than even more convolution with the main series.

Unfortunately if that WAS Springtrap reflected on Baby's nose that seems hella unlikely to happen.

There is an interesting theory brought up in the last thread suggesting this takes place in the near future where after Fazbear's Fright burned down, a company bought the rights and makes a completely new establishment with new designs and characters but not wanting to repeat the same mistakes with faulty animatronics, the company decides to do some tests in an underground facility.

It that is the case then I wonder how the animatronics are alive seeing as the children's souls were freed.

Guys, I found the secret animatronic for SL.

Holy fuck, the paper plate was never balloon boy. It was the puppet

The Ballerina is honestly the most terrifying thing in the franchise next to Nightmarionne. It makes me physically sick looking at it.

So who do you think the secret animatronics/monsters will be in this one? Scott usually keeps a few secret monsters in his releases. I figure Springtrap is inevitable, but seeing a splitface Balloon Boy that's actually scary would be cool. Feel like Scott's been trying so hard to make Balloon Boy scary in 2, 3, and 4 and failing every time in different ways, but the split face model may actually have a chance of working.

Yeah I agree, I don't see much reason to make this anything other than a spinoff. I feel like the past games ended everything fine.

>Wanna try my hand at Bombay's Rainbow
>Booru is still down
This is why I should save artwork I enjoy.

The fact that the endoskeletons look sorta human makes me wonder if there's gonna be human parts in there or something.

it's the only animatronic which is unsettling to me, what with that bloated face and those damn needle teeth

I can think of at least one human part I'd like to put in those animatronics

Don't forget the fact that she doesn't even open her eyes once in the trailer.

Im wondering where chica is in all of this

Oh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK. There is going to be a fucking cult that worships animatronics and sends people underground to get killed by them and it's all going to be a commentary on the FNAF fandom. B0$$ PLEASE

huh that'd be something, with how futuristic everything seems, it just may be it. I wouldn't have expected that from the name sister location but it seems plausible at this point

Huh, I didn't actually notice that

I hope it means that there's something that makes her look really creepy when she does open her eyes

Scott decided to go full on creepypasta and gave her HYPERREALISTIC EYES

With that in mind, she sort of looks like a corpse
>opens her eyes
>A ton of worm like wires snake out

The cavity of the endoskeletons look like an actual skull, just metallic.

There is no reason for these things to be underground in FNAF'S current world.

>opens her eyes
>A ton of worm like wires snake out
Like that guy from MIB3?