>apply for job
>go to interview, guy says to come on monday to talk about the contract
>find out bad shit about firm (probably why they called me even though I was bad and why they were overly/fake nice)
>mail interviewer that I'm not interested anymore
>mails me back asking why
what do?
Say you found another job opportunity or don't reply at all. Why is this so difficult?
he has my number so he will probably call and insist I join his shit firm nobody wants to work for. I'm too anxious for this stuff
he could also harass me
>not researching the company before you even apply
You're a fucking pussy lmao.
You fucked up. Apologize profusely for rudely wasting their time. Go to the office again to beg for mercy or they will ruin your life
>insist
Oh no, whatever shall you do!?
yes
I can't go back
eaxctly
Maybe tell him to fuck off?
What is he gonna do? Call you every 10 minutes and REEEE because you aren't taking the job?
he could. i can't block numbers on my phone
So you're apparently smart enough to research them but you're way to fucking stupid to just tell them you found another job?
apologize in an asian maner. DO NOT forget to bend more than the other guy. Then offer rimjob..
>this happens to me
>tell employer I found another job on the spot
>he asks where
Fucking nosy cunt. I just said I got a job with McDonalds head office in their sales department
use this to your advantage and negotiate a one time bonus payment of $10,000. Receive the bonus then quit
I wish this happened to me, then I could say shit like
>got a job at a better company that's paying me double but if you are willing to match then I may be interested in the position again.
Negotiate a shit ton of money and then GTFO
kek that's not a bad idea at all
>find out that potential employer is in fact total shit
>cancel the interview and tell him you got a better offer
>employer asks where
>mc'donalds
Subtly telling him he's worse than fucking mcdonalds.
...
I work at McDonalds and I make around 300k yearly. It's not that bad.
Sounds legit
Tell him that you are not interested and thank him for the opportunity.
>apply for a position that pays $26/hour
>get a message back that they want to interview me
>via Google Hangouts
>Costanza.jpg
>Eh, I'll humor myself
>interview is typical bullshit Q&A but by IM, not my phone/voice
>after interview is over yadda yadda yadda they tell me they want to move forward with me and will send me a check to buy office supplies with
>after about a few days finally received pic related
top kek. like who would fall for this?
just go work there, the people complaining were probably milenicucks
I already did that. he asked why after
I never worked there
So what would happen if you cashed that check?
They expect you to deposit the funds and then they'll do a chargeback on the check and leave you hanging.
If you cashed it, they would still do a chargeback and it'd be a wash.
But as long as you never used the funds then you'd be fine right? They would just deplete your account equal to the check amount?
That is correct. But they will probably start spamming you to wire over the funds so they can continue employing you or something.
How did you find out it is a bad firm ?