/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Mad max Edition

Previously on /gtag/: >Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/0yiNSK46sWm0vYDp
youtube.com/watch?v=DqPw0iaHvFM
youtube.com/watch?v=8K5fYVFCeN8
youtube.com/watch?v=gFGlEIGJVL4
youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
youtube.com/watch?v=XXdY9Ia8YDY
socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/tinymagicalgirl
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

This thread actually filled out the previous thread and edition title, and it's not an outdated OP. My vote goes to this being the real thread.

>Discord - Join us, we don't bite! Just one rule: Don't be a jerk.
discord.gg/0yiNSK46sWm0vYDp

Any word on what kinda weapons we'll get in either of the two big updates? If they'll come with any that is. I feel like the stunts would be a good opportunity to add a flamethrower

>shitters face when they get fucked by my revolver

To the user trying to stir up drama about ranks and promotions and shit like that, please stop. Cheers.

does the quick reload thing only work in first person?

Works in third person aswell, however it feels SMOOTH in first person

Can we kick null? He's been a complete shit.

Seconded.

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>tfw ryu flying away never stops being funny

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youtube.com/watch?v=DqPw0iaHvFM

ryuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Anyone else feel that they should have released a 'San Andreas Stories' that shows what happened during the time that CJ left for Liberty City?

Who would be the protagonist?

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Whoa hey, it's another Blater video! You've attached a meme image to your post this time, as well. Trying to reach out to a larger audience?

I am trying to bump the thread via uploading my trash. Do you want to help bump it by calling my posts shit? Together we can save this thread.

The guys in the discord weren't kidding when they said you were desperate for attention, huh. One little prod and I can already tell via your post that you're flustered.

Hello

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ryus little brother is a cool dude

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Probably Cesar, or Ryder maybe, showing how he and Smoke got with Tenpenny or whatever. Wu Zi would be cool too but that'd probably focus more on SF but if that were the case Claude could be playable again which could be neat

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yo yo snap family take this hot spicy new (You)

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You still have to learn to compensate for lag.

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holy fuck lol

>kareem campbell is getting a haircut

he still skates?

if youre alone and you need a friend
someone to make you forget your problems
just come along baby, take my hand
ill be your lover tonight

Whoa oh whoa oh
This is what I wanna do
Whoa oh whoa oh
Let's have some fun
Whoa oh whoa oh
One on one just me and you
Whoa oh whoa oh

THE VENGA BUS IS COMING

WE LIKE TO PARTY
WE LIKE
WE LIKE TO PARTY

Interesting person, that guy with the scarf.
Had me holding hands on top of a car.

>tfw 3 close friends
>tfw they're all cool as shit
Soy, Kaz, Bl8, all good go- i mean friends. n_n

>vengaboys
>2 of them are girls

???

>last on the list

>thinking it's 1-2-3
Afaik you're my first friend on pc, and a funny moment at that (you stupid fucking faggot nigger pussy bitch)
-more experience with you
-we watch eachothers back against shitters
-you're always glad to get into my valkyrie to fuck up some hydras, etc
-you're one funny fag
-i hate you for using the AMR, but when i fuck up a quickload on my revolver, you're that faggot 95% of the time whos bullet saves my ass when a shitter is going to shoot my shit
-you're a good hydra pilot, but fuck you if you think you will beat me

it's not a list, those three people are quite literally the only fags I'll gladly team up with anytime, whether im mad, sad, bad, or happy, cheerful, or whatever.

>tfw Nessi never namedrops you

Also, you should learn how to talk more, it's fun to socialize and learn about people, you autistic child.

Sure, I can namedrop you, just go ingame and kill me repeatedly, I can't do anything because last I checked I'm not comms.

Professional Shittering.

>professional shitter
>not a beautiful new aircraft at the nearest helipad/runway
you even shit bro?

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How many ppl are around right now?
I'd like to start a crew server and we could do some vip missions for RP and such, we could also do some heists if anyone would like to do that.

Nessi is deadi

>you should learn how to talk more, it's fun to socialize and learn about people, you autistic child.

I spoke on the mic today, not my fault you all missed it.

We didn't miss it, you're just not memorable.

Joac is definitely the qtest GTAG gril

pls dont post lewds of our friends

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Thanks for killing that Neil shitlord for me. Gave me a chance to pop him in the face with a sniper rifle a few times. You can see he put a bounty on me in the picture due to his butthurt.

My only regret is not taking them sooner. Especially of Ludiko, Julychan, and marfiichan.

i FOUND A RARE JENS

why is some asshole allowed to post .exe files in the discord and i cant post boi pussy?

also why are people who arnt gtag members there?

youtube.com/watch?v=8K5fYVFCeN8

lewdyuri back yet

marfii a best

>Marfiichan's last scrobble to Last.fm
youtube.com/watch?v=gFGlEIGJVL4

I don't think Marf is coming back.......

My last scrobble was July 2012

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PubicRicer requesting invite to PC_GTAG, please.

anybody accept you yet tbqh

It says crewmate when I go to his profile, so yes someone got him.

I shouldn't have read this before bed

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Is it we pretend /gtag/ used to be good time already

Yes.

I am glad we didn't purge Marfiichan.

/gtag/ what's the meaning of life?

who is pretending. enjoy your (You)

imo meaning differs from person to person. live your life and maybe you'll find out

Knowing your long time friend is gone, because he's busy with a family and having a job in construction. So naturally having no time to hang out with friends, but you just can't help feel happy for said person because he's happy with his life, ao you inturn feel happy.

So you compensate by getting more friends.
4evr Green8Mile

>captcha related: click all contruction vehicles

Reaction pics

youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
for nessi

Your life's problems are gay and uninteresting

Scorcher is best bike

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Pretty comfy night. Later folks.

That's one best bike we can agree on

This is a picture of nullprophet and catower.
Spoilered as some people dislike those two.

we need more of these with other famous gtag couples

how much did this cost to commision

one american harriet tubman

>for paul

youtube.com/watch?v=XXdY9Ia8YDY
for nessi

BIKER WAR

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are they fighting for the bike update?

why aren't you a bikerfag yet blater? you are the cancer that's killing this general anyway, you just don't realize it because of you're autism

(You)

There is nothing wrong with Biker DLC like TLAD, TLAD was the best DLC for GTA IV.

I want to hug them all.

why am i unable to find a lobby with more than 1 person?

>explosive ammo sale
>rpgs for everyone
>bikers get so upset they begin removing weapons
that was fun

Hi, I used to play with you guys on Xbox 360 a long time ago. My name was Pheasant Queen. (Remember Mario, Cerv, Cat's Pajamas?) I sorta want to start playing again. More so in the mood to just do casual free roam stuff considering ive done everything, gotten practically every piece of limited time content, every weapon and every car I want etc...

socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/tinymagicalgirl

Hey tex mex rex. It's me, Marble!

Hey guys.

What be the haps?

sent

well