/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

>he doesn't know DM "you are an asshole for thanking me help you get over your depression and not kill yourself"
>he doesn't know DM "everybody but me is wrong"
>he doesn't know DM "im such an asshole and bad at the game that pros personally answer me when im wrong and i block them because i can"
>he doesn't know DM "I'M A GOOD CASTER BECAUSE I SHOUT A LOT"
nigga pls

Medusa is ___

No, i dont, i dont watch the games and such

cute.

i miss Shing on the SPL

ugly as shit you dumb nigger

Pip is a more low skill character than anything in Overwatch

pretty shit.

>no ass

how is this attractive?

he's so fucking bad though.

is not

Pip is a walking frag

a snek

you mean kinessa ?

No no, he clearly meant Ying

I thought it was Grohk?

ANDROID WHEN

Only reason why Susano is stupid is because he's competitng with Thor.

You have to be stupid to beat stupid.

Level 20 here with about 30k favor

What gods should I buy?

>tfw barely 4k favor
i'm gonna have to buy FP if i don't step it up.

One of each class:
>Assassin
Susano-O
Ao Kuang
Bakasura
Fenrir

>Warrior
Bellona
Tyr
Odin
Vamana
Amaterasu

>Guardian
Xing Tian
Athena
Geb
Khepri

>Hunter
Hou Yi
Skadi
Medusa
Xbalanque
Ullr

>Mage
Chronos
Nu Wa
Zeus
Raijin
Kukulkan
Janus

don't get Susano, that fucker is getting nerfed to hell.

get Nezha instead, utility and damage, perfect.

Also on hunters get Apollo over Skadi, she is too unsafe.

Get Sol, great mage.

Like try making a guardian that can stand up to Khepri, Geb and Athena and is batshit stupid.

Remember that Khepri to join the big 3 is so broken that he got nerf batted non stop and is still top pick and ban!.

>don't get Susano, that fucker is getting nerfed to hell.

nah hirez isnt that dumb

You can get Apollo for free iirc

If he (Thor) was released now he'd be nerfed or considered OP by Hirez.
-Bart on Thor

Where's my weeb god that uses Iaijutsu Hi-rez?

Don't you want money?

conveniently thor is better than susano

Isn't that what Ammy does basically?

no.

Fun

Well, I already bought Poseidon

>Assassin
Ao Kuang

>Warrior
Vamana

>Guardian
Geb

>Hunter
I haven't really enjoyed Hunters that much as Neith; I was thinking of getting Hades because I had fun renting him

the best

Nigga, Hades is a Guardian turned Mage
Chiron's pretty fun and you can shoot while using your escape

pretty soon actually, with the playable beta and all.

Now that's a love for Chronos...

Too bad he'll never get all that time back.

...

Actually made me laugh

Why is matchmaking still so bad?

>decide to play a warrior for a change
>go wukong
>its boring as hell the first 15 minutes
>standard build bluestone, tabi, breastplate, jotuns, bulwark, urchin
>teamfight happens
>its boring as well because even when ahead Raijin just hits me with soul reaver and does 50% of my hp
>spamming my abilities doing barely any damage in the middle of a team fight, scrapping for kills , get 3 die 4 times, 18 assists
>oh i'm low
>pop med/ult away
>rinse and repeat
how are warriors "fun" again?

that poor fuckin ravana, he didn't ask for this

It's like playing support except everything isn't blamed on you.

you played a shitty warrior thats only good for tanking in a fuck defense meta.

And you get to lane safely, deal some damage as well as not expected to waste all your gold on wards.

>main Ares
>Retard team mate try to chase down a kill
>Follow him to try to help with auras and stuff
> enemy team appear to gank his sorry ass to oblivion
>Ult was down
>Chain everyone, buff defenses attempt body blockin, but it was clear that he wouldn't survive
"OMG, ARES FUCKIN' HELP ME"

Support Mains must learn how to deal with this kind of shit early or rage to eternity

>no one talks about how op skadis crowd control is
does the character with the op meatshield really need cc on everything,

>Skadi
>OP

well she has no escapes or movement steroids, gonna give her something man.

She's ridiculously op late game. It's so fucking annoying having her wolf pop out of nowhere and snare you on top of an ice patch while she chucks a million spears at you in two seconds. It's not even burst is just dumb high sustained damage.

I hate myself.

>Currently leveling up on on PS4
>90% of all matches end in ragequits or surrenders

I have never seen such poor sportsmanship in any other game in my life.

Is ranked better than this?

>playing bruisers in clash
might as well play anubis in arena carries come online too soon for fenrirs tankiness to help his meh lategame

Bellona or Odin?
wanna play together? in 4 hours after i get hone from work

I hate that conquest is unfuckingplayable on ps4 unless you have a full group.
Even with 4 people we always pick up some shitter that doesnt understand the roles and 9/10 games 1-2 people instalock Loki/Ao Kuang.

i had a teammate go 4/30 in conquest today. dude was hitting the jungle camps and running when it tired to hit back. not a very effective strategy. whoever let that guy kill then 4 times should be embarrassed.

That;'s because she hit the late game that's supposed to happen.

>that ps4 feel when they reroll the healer in assault
>AND build no anti-heal

>9
Live, damn you!

no
let this general burn away into nothing like it should have long ago

damn dead game

I wonder why they thought it was a good idea to try and compete against Blizzard and Gearbox when they made Paladins. What a waste of money.

He does cheat on his wife with her, that's why she's always there when Kelsey is gone. The excuse is so fucking stupid as well "I need someone to remind me to eat and make sure I don't die from streaming"

Kek
That's some quality right there. You should show that shit to them and watch them say how there's nothing wrong with matchmaking

Is mercury a good character for a blue?
What build should I focus on?

we were almost free

>a blue?
What did he mean by this?

>that ps4 feel when you're playing Ymir support and you outdamage your carry and you get more kills and they switch to the solo lane while you have watchers gift

Every hunter can kill you in 2 seconds late game.
Why does people alway whine when a god is able to do everything the other god of his role can do but because he has one gimmick people want him to be nerfed?

New to the game.

Not really, Bastet is a better assassin for new player. I would even recomand to not play assassin until you have a bit more experience in the game because even at level 30 I see assassin still trying to 1vs5 or being killed when trying to get a kill because they have tunnel vision and didn't see the rest of the opponent team comming.

>Bastet
>recommending the the most underpowered assassin in game.

She is a good assassin to learn because you have virtualy no cooldown on your escape, so if you jump and see that you will be fucked you can just jump away and not doing a mistake that a lot of assassin player do: using your dash/jump to get a kill and then getting killed by the rest of the team .
Also even if she isn't the best assassin, she isn't underpowered, you can easily snowball with her because when you hit level 5 her ult is often a guaranteed kill and people often underestimate her 2 bleeding damage.

That's mostly for arena, in Joust she'd be shredded.

It's so easy to get gold now in Paladins.

The accolades shower ye with it.

The rich get richer, and the poor stayer the same.

>play Ymir
>my team chases Bastet
>she jumps
>my team catches up
>I stay at the point where she jumped
How is she not fucked?

I hate loki but the motds that are all loki are pretty fun

>her team come
>they kill you while you are alone

We can play the hypotetical situation where a god is fucked and the hypotetical scenario where something happen that save him all day user.

hey I don't know what Paladins is but I like that it has cute girls in slutty outfit, is it a good game?

>play clash
>thor goes 0-8 in 6 minutes, calls us noobs and quits
>still win

Some nights i still smell the salt

Yea, Bastet is one of my favorite assassins, have her at X. Really falls off tho, if team can coordinate to instantly cc when you jump forward.

Does anyone have the image of ymir as trump with his wall a drawfag did a couple threads ago?

>there are people in this thread with only 2k smiteguru score

>bastet
>underpowered
does nobody here know how to play bastet?

>there are people in this thread who lie about their smiteguru score

>Queue ranked
>Get order side
>Draft is retarded
>Nobody wards except me (I am support)
>Midlaner is Janus and forward of everyone
>Feeds enemy Scylla along with our retard jungler
>Our ADC is a mental retard who literally needs me to spoon feed him kills since I'm doing all the damage with our creeps
>Janus disconnects midway through the game
>We lose because I'm trying to carry as Xing Tian with three feeders and a Bakasura who will only split push because he's frustrated
>Enemy mid is the benefactor of these feeding retards
>In postgame lobby gives the usual thoughtless "UMAD / u salty" shit
>Next game get top MMR and my mid pick
>Pick Raijin
>It's the faggot mid from last game who talked shit
>Double kill enemy mid and jungle under their tower before my jungler even shows up to mid
>Proceed to farm them in mid until the game is snowballed so far out of control we're ignoring them and taking their buff camps while pushing towers
>They F6
>Tell the faggot what happens when to bads who shit talk

I'm a vindictive and tryhard faggot but that was satisfying

>TL;DR Let me play mid in ranked

Rank 9 waifu reporting in. She is pretty underwhelming at the moment.

I love Bastet, whenever I get her in assault im unkillable unless Ares is on the team and he chains me on every jump.
9/10 times i die as her in assault its because im 10 or more and no deaths and die to the towers so I can buy shit.

Reminder that if you are not rank 10 in the god you are talking about, your opinion is invalid.

Mhm, i've recently started supporting as a main, and it is beyond terrible if your team is shit. Just sit by and cry