/dsg/ - Souls General

>Boring human
>Better than sexy exotic dragon

Quelaag is best girl

Post pics nerd.

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Saiyan Prince here, thanks a million for hosting. Shit was fun as fuck.

>kill someone in an invasion
>instant friend request

No I mean, a human babe giving a dragon a boob job

she don't got that hometown though

>Why the silver knight sword in particular?
because it scales with dex but has high base damage so if you only have 30 or so, it'll still be good for the anor londo boss (one of the hardest in the game)
because it upgrades with twinkling so you can max it without the need for embers

plump
dragon
butt

Peak is the most demanding area in the game and a garaunteed 'unsuitable framerate' for me sadly.

fightclub wise then profaned capital is probably one of the smoothest running places, followed by the stray demon bridge.

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Remind me why people sexualize a crow of all things again?

Oh, well then proceed

I prefer a face that can give a blowjob without biting my dick off

I swear there are more mimics than real chests in this game.

Post sets and/or weapons you want to be included in the DLCs.

THAT NO SNIPPITY SNAP

I was thinking of the prison cells near the dungeon bonfire. Everyone dresses up as prisoners or war some kind of thief and gets their own cell. The host will have some kind of trigger and FFA starts, only problem is i don't know phantom spawns.

Gladiators are kinda messy warriors so we can even fit them in too.

because papi from monster musume, also pump-a-rum sounds cute

can someone recommend a decent build at SL 105 with starting class sorcerer?

The fear makes it exciting

>105

any reason for SL105?

Is ps4 event kill?

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Vesdalt's
Loyce
Archdrake
Drakekeeper
Vendrick's

Penetrator's
Pontiff's

you are mistaken

Tfw no Alva to protect me from bullies.

anyone knows if catalyst/chime/pyromancy glove level affects matchmaking?

new meta level

3v3 Protect the fatrolling VIP host event (could slap a theme on this too)
Sneaky Bandit Daggerfest
Free for all Seed of giants NG+++++++++ forest lastmanstanding fuckfest
Gladiator Event
maybe Wizard event if miracles get buffed so they're actually useable compared to pyromancies & sorceries
Tournament of thorns (Everyone wears pointy armor and uses only spiky weapons)
Bloodborne Event (Basically crossbows in one hand, maybe dual weapons for trick weapons, both Pontiff Rings)
Themed Invasions Event
Prop Hunt
Protect the pope (fingered hosts as popes in Anor Londo summon phantoms to protect them while aldrich faithful invade)

Post other ideas for next events for the poll

should it be uninfused weapons again?

please yes

yes, they are weapons moron

>huge ass shield
>physical not 100

What is the point?

>S105

You what.

Minimum SL for a Sorceror is 52 (18 Att, 60 Int), then just add on stats you want from there. You don't exactly need a guide to tell you where to put 53 levels, decide that for yourself.

>half the current cosplays use shitter weapons

zzz

Fug, I wasn't prepared for this. Can I do a Guts build as impromptu costume? :^)

twinswords bro here
how do you use these (like wardens twinblades) effectively against PvP opponents with longer range like halberds? All that happens is a rolling duel and I just get a hit in after 100 rolls or so
any help?

papi didn't invent harpy girls.

having a giant ass spider for a lower body doesn't count as having ass

Anyone got an Untrue Dark Ring to drop?
I kinda fucked up the questline

Thanks user. I've been trying to go mostly spoiler free and solo through this game so having the actual mechanical reasons explained is helpful. (that giant snake scared the crap out of me when I first saw it. shit was cool)

i didn't realize archdragon peak gave people so many issues

the comsumed kings garden has some nice arenalike clearings though the toxic may be an issue, Cathedral of the deep has some spots as well but its already been done

this is one of those moments where you really wish from let us summon players in boss rooms after the boss is defeated

>people think DaS3 will be fixed
Has FromSoft ever nerfed estus or rolls? Because that's what it's going to take to fix DaS3.

greatshields a shit in this game

>muh meta

>Has FromSoft ever nerfed estus or rolls?
Yes, from DaS1 to DaS2

why do people use caestus/claw over a small shield for parrying?

It chops my ass into pieces in 3 hits, shit hurts. Anyway, 5 summons; time to switch cosplay.

Don't remind me.

>Heavy Broadsword +10
>AR less than 400

Seems awfully low. Which light-ish weapons have better AR?

They won't nerf either because they made the PvE a lot faster.

A lot of the problems happening in PvP is because of the Bloodborne-like PvE.

I like big ovipositors and I cannot lie

r1 l2 r2

Greatbow FFA

Everyone goes to a high place (i.e. Cathedral of the Deep rafters), Greatbows only, everyone tries to knock eachother off. Since you need to stop to shoot, it creates a dilemma between attacking or not.

Perhaps a bit too similar to Jousting.

>The area after Pontiff
>Constant invasions
>Silver Knights firing at you constantly meanwhile
I'm an invader myself, but this is just pure cancer in the worst form

I've never used anything other than Knight and later Crest Shield in DS1 and 3

recovery is much faster on a caestus/claw than any small shield
some people are better with a small shield though

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DarkSword

>flip ring in DaS
>using estus in arena in DaS2
That's all, right?

Dark Sword

T H I C C

>Gorm the Tiny
Okay whoever did this, I kekked pretty hard.

That's the weapon that causes people to sperg out? Is it broken?

sounds interesting so I'll put it on, will prob not win though

Yes of course but the actual Quelaag joins the spider just before the ass.

Phantoms shouldn't be allowed to heal and lloyd's needs to not be gimped

Game isn't even fun when every single fight is just a guy rolling away and healing at the first sign of damage with no chance of actually getting punished for it

Neither Estus nor rolls are a problem in pvp.

No poise and parries are the #1 and #2 problems right now.

Also, hosts being able to summon 3 phantoms and autosummon covenants still not working.

I want to feed Quelaag's implanted eggs.

>have to sit around waiting for 5-15 minutes every single invasion
>half of them just take the high route
>25% manage to cross the bridge despite my actions
but that last 25% feels so good

>Neither Estus nor rolls are a problem in pvp.

it but it has the highest AR out of all straight swords and a hyperarmor WA

>protect

>play Dark Souls 3 for 150 hours
>already bored

I remember back when I first played Dark Souls 1 and I couldn't think of anything but Dark Souls when I was at work. I ended up with over 1,000 hours on that game.

Now it just feels like a chore. Whenever I think of Dark Souls 3, I get disappointed and only think of how much better it could have been if they spent at least an extra year in development.

At least DOOM is really fun.

I want to change my name ingame.

Anyone of you ever done this?
How do you exactly do it and can a namechance end in a softban?

It's not "broken" it's just much stronger and faster than other weapons of it's class and even greatsword can ever hope to be
But it is extremely easy to parry like Curved greatsword easy
t. Dark Sword user

I want to give Yorshka the cat ring and let her come with me back home!

I still don't understand what From was smoking when they made that UI.

When I first saw the convention gameplay demos, I thought that the UI was just a placeholder. Because it looked so goddamn ugly.

Didn't realize that it would make it into the final product. Still looks the ugliest in all the franchise.

>Last night: tons of darkmoon summons
>This morning: nothing at all
What the fuck is going on? This keeps repeating itself at random intervals. Do I keep getting sent to the ghost server?

no reason, just didn't lvl up furhter, currently going to 120. so... any recommendations?

Just go offline and change it with the latest table

Catacombs in general is amazing.

Getting a triple kill because of THREE equally dumb phantoms never really gets old.

Also a great place for Greatbow/Soul Stream sniping.

BB's is the best.

today I got a whole 38 minutes before being put in the ghost server again. For some reason it seems I get even less time on the week end than on regular days

I'm trying so hard to make it work, but i just can't

So if you ALMOST kill a Pontiff Beast with a riposte visceral attack thing and they narrowly survive, they literally fall over and cross their hands in prayer and just lay there until you kill them

I'm at the area after Pontiff Bonfire
SL65 and +7 Weapon
I'll keep Dried Finger up aswell

I actually fucking hate this area, it's godawful

>I get parried in every duel I'm in and hornet ring'd WAH parry is broken!!
Fuck off lightning fast estus chugging THAT ALLOWS YOU TO MOVE SO YOU CAN'T BE BAACKSTABBED are the main problem
nothing else just that
Poise is an issue but I truly don't care about it anymore since I can parry pretty much any weapon and finish the battle but it would be nice not to get staggered from a dagger vs a FUGS