/kspg/ - Kerbal ShitPosting General

Belters are your friend edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
dropbox.com/s/why12sc8rdoybed/RLA_ProbeParts105.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
ksp.olex.biz/
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
vocaroo.com/i/s0of8AaRicoJ
pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
dropbox.com/s/why12sc8rdoybed/RLA_ProbeParts105.zip?dl=0 (1.0.5 probe parts)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

TRUMP 2016

MAN not allowed

2016 - 2128
THE WALL

can this newfag get any angrier?

...

...

Every single user here is adorable in their own way.

First for qt lesbo sociopaths

first for making america jewish again

2016 - 2132
THE Iowa

Also, I think I'm getting out of control again. Sorry for that.

there can never be enough shitposts

this is /gsg/ right?

women are never funny

But it's cute.

tHis isnt dota

it's much much worse

grand shitpost general?

Sounds about right.

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by narcos, local narcos. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language.
With each new update, my roadmap changed, along with the features they made me lie about. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... Squad... can kill.

Mexico is a country of narcos, a meeting of embezzlers. Instead of simply doing a good game, its' citizens scheme alongside others.
So Maxmaps sought a system that used information... words, to control the subconscious.

This general will become one, MAN has found the way. Race, tribal affiliations, national borders... even avatarfagging will be irrelevant. The world that MAN envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make /kspg/ whole again.

In his eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world's ever known isn't the programmer's code, it's Unity. Words are what keep the forums, and our general, alive.
Free the world, not by taking men's lives, but by taking their time and money.

With this, I rid the world of infestation, per incendia amplius ad astra, Squad will be torn asunder... and then, we shall be free.

The chain of retaliation is what will truly bind this world together as one.

Le Jeu Incomplet. MAN called it.

What happens when the air bag deploys?

take your meds

take your meds

Make me ;^)

take your meds

take your meds

take your meds

take your meds

take your meds

Make me ;^))

take your meds

take your meds

take your meds
nimmt dein meds
دوا تو بردار

Make me ;^)))

take your meds

>nimmt dein meds

nimm deine Medizin or nimm dein meds is more accurate :^)

>he doesn't even deny that he has meds he needs to be taking anymore
wew lad

Because I'm not MAN. ;^)))))))))
I thought you had a sharper sense of judgement.

MAN isn't a poster, MAN is a disease

you are MAN

>Going to such lengths as saying you're not yourself.

TAKE
YOUR
MEDS

ITT we're all MAN.
hurr durr. dae paradigms?

don't worry if he just spams the next 300 threads into oblivion his ramblings might become real!

Still not the Mastermind ;^))))

Stop identifying yourself.

vocaroo.com/i/s0of8AaRicoJ

TYM

Disgusting

Also, stop replying to my bait.

it hasn't been bait since january, it's just endless spam

if you think people getting mad at spam is them "taking the bait" you might just misunderstand the concept

TYM

This is where you let out the fact that you've been commiting mistakes by replying.
Stop replying.

>stop replying
>you keep spamming anyway
we've been through this how many times? literally the only way to break the cycle is for you to take your meds

TYM

Oh, but this is my first time ;^)

no no no you needed the schizophrenia meds, not the amnesia-inducing ones

TYM

Thanks, but no, thanks.

Want to talk about the False Trichotomy

take your meds

qt femboys make the world go round! :3

TYM

Yuri please.

First we need to establish what the false paradigm is.

tym

I want to hang out and play video games with Yuri!

TYM

>tfw no qt satch gf to secretly hate and murder me for the insurance money

pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

This is how the false paradigm came to be. (1/2)

I WANT TO FORCEFULLY PENETRATE HIS BUTT AND CUM INSIDE

take your meds

Take Your Meds

that's pretty lewd

>angry user shitting up the thread with manhate
>insists it's actually man that's the problem

just ignore him

You can add me on steam. :D

/id/Yurigrill

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.

I would recommmend Squad "reopen" Sandbox mode and focus on a “campaign mode” next — this was the path they should have taken originally, then used the mechanics from the campaign mode to build it out into a career mode. But instead, Max set his sights on “reputation and funds” and ruined everything about the game so he could say he added a business simulator to it and saved $145 mil for the co-owners of squad to spend on Record Labels and Movie Studios and hookers and drugs. (2/2)

>qt husband let me sleep in until noon

Reeee the day is mostly gone

Well, it was nice while it lasted

But sleeping in is sooooo nice. :3

Okay, I'll stop.
I wonder what MAN will say to me when he finds out I impersonated him.

yup we had a really good thread last night but i guess you can't beat a dedicated schizophrenic

If your qt sleeps in with you. He probably woke up 6 hours ago.

>Nice thread
Except it was filled with furshit and little kid's drawings of stupid edgy shit.

This was fun. Fought one by one, defeated two of them with backstabs.

>having a fake account

>meme souls

I'd take a whole thread of that over a single MANpost any day

this

I wouldn't.

ok MAN

finally sitting down and able to check in on the thread

gods work, /kspg/

im here for an hour or two and them I'm offline again for awhile

Whenever I see that kind of shitposting again, I'll MANpost the shit out of it. See if you want that.

>tormenting your snek

>implying you won't just find some other dumb arbitrary reason to spam crap regardless

Also, I find it funny that whenever people do a thing you don't like your first response is to threaten to act like a retard for another two weeks

Ah, that makes more sense. Sleeping with your qt is the only proper way to sleep.

My real account can be traced to me irl easily. Don't bully me.

>if you anyone posts something i don't like i'll spam walls of text!
this is so sad

MAN adds something

She went into the sock all on her own. All I did was tickle her.

It's the price you pay for disturbing others' comfiness.

Not as sad as posting furshit.

You can just hide your account you fagt.

listen tryhard, as an American, if you want your false dihedral you should take your pills and admit you hate space as much as you want to kill all whites.

Why is this user allowed to exist? He has admitted he has mental diseases in the past. He can't even loosen the shitposters grip on this general with thousands of spammed pictures of droptank crafts. He can hurr durr like the tryhard he is.

The window is closing Max
The floodgates open June 16th

There is no airbag, that's from a car made decades ago

Factorio sever when?

Reminder not to bully the mentally challenged.

Daily reminder that satchposting is a false dodecahedron.