/dsg/ - Souls General

abyss should be easy summons for you

>you can't hide blessed infused weapons
>blessed weapon & invisible weapon override eachother

Why is Karla so goddamn delicious
is it the lewd voice? the stinky clothes?

>Starting console wars unprovoked

Gee thanks

xth for needing a husband

>tfw i'm bad at parriyng estoc

goddamnit!

First for Aldia being the best character in the serie

Probably both desu

>Beat Nameless King on a Serpico cosplay alt
>Haven't beaten him on my main
>Now an alt has completed the game more thoroughly than my main

I'm having a 'tism attack someone call for help.

>don't use the unlimited buff duration thing
>tears of denial still doesn't pop
????

Gay

>Serpico cosplay
What?

>Everyone on dsg is having a good time at the cosplay event
>i'm on PS4 so i can't join the fun

fuck everything

How do you deal with bleedfags?

I can only really tank parry it or sight a really obvious roll or sprint

And even then tank parrying only seems to work half the time

source

i bet she has a dick

Reminder that if you help people as a phantom youre the cancer killing souls

for the user who wanted to know how to use ce, also remember to only do this offline

roll when the blood pops

Drop the console, we warned you fucking 6 months ago

I don't know understand how that statement is confusing in any way.

So what the fuck do i do while afking pontiff bonfire? The invaders seem to kill themselves, if not, the npc will.

>get invaded by r1 spamming straight sword user
>he hits me once
>can't move until he hits me one more time
>roll away twice
>he's not even moving, just standing still, spamming r1
>get hit twice more
>when I get out of my roll
>i get staggered
>he rolls up and we repeat the same situation
>him spamming the hell out of r1
>me rolling and getting caught every roll
>only reason I survive is because for some reason, his fucking damage is terrible
>finally get away
>charged r2
>he walks right fucking into it and tries to spam r1 even more
>one shot him because for some reason, he only has 700 health at level 60
The funny thing is, because of how bullshit that weapon is, I bet he is on at least a 50% win rate. Despite how fucking bad he is.

Seriously what the fuck? He can hit me four times before I can even get away? If he was on at least 30/30 refined dark sword, I'd be dead.

What is wrong with you autists?

This isn't even a fucking discussion, this is two aspies trying to justify their own opinions to themselves.

Why does it trigger you so much to have someone disagree with you about a video game?

"Oh I hate X, I prefer Y."

Why does that make you so upset? People are allowed to have, and should have, opinions.

Them not liking Dark Souls 1, 2, or 3 should not take away any enjoyment from your own experience.

It's as if the simple fact that someone other than you doesn't enjoy the game makes you doubt your own opinion and consider yourself to be wrong, so you must justify your feelings by arguing on a mongolian claymation board.

If you sell it now you can probably get a good amount

wait could it be gentle prayer overrides it?

>Using weapon arts that give self-buffs removes Tears of Denial.

Roll away twice.

Cheat engine i suppose?

source

>enemy does highly telegraphed attack
>end up doding way too early and get hit right after the roll ends

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

quality thievery desu

So who is Ocelotte? Seems like an important character.

>over 100 hours and only just now got my first hatemail

thank YOU

And when you say offline, do you mean that not only should do the swap offline, but I should also use up all the souls while offline as well?

He's pretty good

pick them up during offline, I haven't been banned yet even when keeping a lot of them in my inventory

then again, I haven't been banned for cheating online either

>there will never be a Souls game with an in-depth character creation so you can make that silky smooth twink body and have a soft boyish voice
>there will never be a Souls game where being a healslut is viable

That's what I did, user. He caught me in my roll, then on my second roll I randomly get staggered by a 10ft range hit. Staggered long enough for him to rolling r1 and then r1 spam me.

Shanalotte's brother.

wait for carthus to expire
roll out of bleed
pop bloodred moss clumps
swap to anti-bleed ring
parry warden blades or out-trade their hits if you use ultras

I skipped it to do a pvp build instead, regret it a little now.
S-settlement shenanigans is fine too, right?

I don't think they actually ban people in this game.

>tfw youll never have a kid with a dragon

does the extra lightning defense from leveling END make DMB a better choice for a buff build since no one's levels INT or is the extra 50 something lightning defense from endurance negligible, the damage formula in this game is confusing.

yes, the first table in the pastebin

Doesn't ganking get boring as fuck?

Shit. It always works for me. Maybe I roll three times.

>summoned for fc
>host starts attacking me for no reason

k

What would get me more damage in PvP on a DEX build: minimum stats carthus flame arc or blessed weapon?

You ignorant slave. FINALLY TAKEN NOTICE HAVE YOU, OF MY BELOVED OCELOTTE, CHILD OF DRAGONS

P O S T
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D A N C E R
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>git gud
>:^)
You are cancer

dried finger in farron woods never gets boring

Feels like shit doesnt it

cry more

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

what do you think () means?
exhentai.org/g/637013/bfee28434d/
now marry me

He's the King and Queens child.

Consumed Oceiros decides to eat him.

>mfw the Ancient Dragon from DaS2 got me into this shit
>could help thinking about his big pink slimy schlong

you can consume them online or even trade them online without being banned, but swap them offline. you can also spawn weapons, armor, and other gear/items without being banned.

You're making a lot of assumptions about the mental states of other people from very little textual interactions.

I'm just saying how it is, sorry that labeling you as cancer offends you

Does anyone else want to do a PS4 event?
If there's enough responses to this post I can Host it but I would have to create something myself pretty quickly

THE CHILD OF DRAGONS
WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY FEAR
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTEEEEEEEEE

>All these attention whore sluts streaming DS3
Why do people donate to them?

Hey that's me, faggot.

You're a fucking pussy bitch that does nothing but Estoc R1 buff spam.

Fuck you, should I leak his name?

>Fighting dragon
>Attacking his toes as usual
>distracted by gigantic swinging balls over your head
>get flattened

It is supposed to be made of stone you fool, there are no fleshy parts to it

kys

>Kill dancer early
>+6 and +7 weapons before I'm even in Settlement

Please do it

>estoc
I was using the great axe

Cloaca

>Normal connection, no lag
>Parry guy
>He just rolls away
>Same happened once before with another guy during the same invasion
que?

It was his "draw me like one of your French Dragons" pose wasn't it?

GIANT DAAAAAAAAD

So if Rosaria and Yorshka can reallocate your stats 5 times does that mean I have a total of 10 respecs?

Because virtual company is in high demand
You're enjoying it right now, but from /dsg/

wait a minute I recognize that squat

Summoned an archer guy, pure (cross)bow didn't seem that optimal but fun.
What is the best type of bow and arrow to use? Pretty interesting with normal and heavy versions.

Connection is convoluted

Anyone running a SL80 fight club right now? There are a couple faggots summoning people to gank them at the Sully club so I can't pvp randos.

What SL and weapon upgrade should I be for invading as a Watchdog of Farron?

console peasants please behave yourselves

I won't do it until I know there is a sufficient amount of people who want it. So anyone else who wants to doa cosplay event respond to my previous post with a yes and I can host at profane capital as the poster says
Gonna do 1v1 though because fuck FFA

Can you do this with a new character? Or do I need to be in NG+?

>make easy game even easier
>can't match with any other players without passwords

k

>mfw yukas was donated 5000 smackaroos yesterday
It's disgusting

But i dont want to send you any money user.

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