Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Last green thread:

i love it when this autist nigger gets posted

G R E E N G U Y S

>still didn't update the OP

>Tfw whole thread thinks femroes are ugly creepy and autistic thanks to Asa's shenanigans

All I wanted were cute roes... Why did it have to turn out this way, why couldn't we have had someone normal represent femroes

xth for Einherjar

i love when proci gets posted too

>Bothered to add a le ebin "green" joke
>Didn't bother to add the liveletter

ULTRASH, EVERYBODY

Is proci's static dead yet? My WAR quit the game and I hear brahms is good.

Can I be an avatarfag too?

I don't get this

He left because he called his character green? What? Why?

Is he black irl or something I don't get it

Proci has openly referred to them as Shrek. Shrek (the Dreamworks character) is green. Two and two make..

That was Abe though. The only one's he did were the "im gunna kume" ones.

are you sure? the one where it kept saying "ook" after each word sounded like him

Nope, that's Abe.

well abe was always an ass hole

>still regurgitating ook ook jokes
yawn. even the bullies back in middle school would get new content more often than this

Anyone else here wanna die?
Let's die together dude.

...

>posting more old content
ZZZZZZ

I'm in no rush, let's see where this GODAWFUL ride takes me.

Ded thread

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I want this aura to take my penis into her vagina!

Dead game.

>tfw my best friend has logged on for over a week
what do I do is he dead or what ;~;

he probably found a bf, sorry hes gone

Do you intentionally make all of your characters look bad?

They keep releasing the various final fantasy protagonists' armours as veteran rewards; do you think we'll ever get female armours?
Because I'd kill for Terra's leotard or Rydia's outfit.

how do I find a bf :c

Etie on discord!

No one fucking cares

What hotkeys do you use for pet hotbar?
Is this too autistic and should i just click

So where's the 3.3 trailer, will we be getting it later or what?

Any hung male lalas want to own a Miqo'te?

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I have my 3 fairy skills directly bound to Shift+1,2,3. I forget the exact nomenclature but i have a summon macro that changes those binds to the respective fairy's skillset.
Something like

/micon "Summon"
/ac "Summon"
/hotbar 3 1 pet "Selene" ac "Whispering Dawn"
etc. Changing the 1 to 2 and 3 for the respective abilities you replace in lieu of WD.

I also have a /pac "Embrace" macro for healing two targets at once.

Oh, and by binding Obey to a hotkey, and mapping Place/Follow on mouse buttons 4 and 5 it lets me entirely hide the pet bar.

bumperino

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