/utg/ - Undertale General

sans.

Agreed.

Greetings user! It's a lovely night out tonight, with the stars and the moon shining bright in the sky and illuminating a otherwise dark night. Looking at these stars makes me wonder user, how many times have we looked at them together? Let us hope we look at them many more times after this, user. You know why? Because I love you, user.

AND GASTER A HUNDRED YEARS GASTER AND SANS

What is this from?

that sans seems slightly flirty user put it back
kek. is that show coming back? loved the first seasons

papyru

needs more papyrus

rick and morty episode 1
youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4Sb_rnCqw

Smooching the goatsis!

paprika

>flirty
user, I think you may have a problem.

Ayy 420 blazeit

papara

i can see it in his eyes man, trust me on this
parappa

Do whatever you need to do for you to be happy act, I'll be ready to support you elthe whole way through.
Ouch.
I hope you want to talk more in the future. It can be lonely around here sometimes, and I enjoy the company.
Just keep on keeping on and always look at the positives user.
But still, sorry for not remembering.

sans and ghost papyrus!

I heard in december. we have to know when space grandpa will break out of space jail

Do you think she can cook like goatmom?

I kind of imagine her being absolutely terrible and being ashamed every time she burns something.

night /utg/

If you say so man. I think your canon sans ptsd may be kicking in though.

just stop

drawfag request: undyne giving femgoat a cooking lesson

Undyne should attend this cooking session too.

goodnight friend!

this is murdersans au, in which sans snaps and kills everyone
Papyrus, too

piripo

I think I'm going to dig up those pills to help me with sleeping and make a concerted effort to actually sleep. Goodnight user! I love you! And please, whatever you do, take care of yourself and be safe. I'm here if you need me.

i will. im not very memorable though its perfectly fine
thats murdertale right? funny nonetheless. december is too far away though ugh
i've served three tours in tumblr trying to save canon sans, dont disrespect me boy

it's an au called dusttale

Good night /utg/

parabola
oh boy sounds edgy

good thing I'm here to hug her 'til she feels better then help her cook something beautiful

Well, he is not only having a flirty DreamWorks face, but also his neck vertebrae and ribs look painted on.

that's funny, because I spend three hours every day trying to fish some Papyrus from a sea of sanses

proletariat

I think you're talking about the one by rahafwabas. particularly, the one where sans kinda teams up with chara? I don't know what this au is called

idk. it was made by mmevilcat. all their stuff is korean. even the tags
hang in there. you know how great the writing for this show is. it's gonna be worth it

What if Undyne took regular cooking lessons from Undyne?
She'd become a culinary god!

Iron Chef Underground would be a very interesting show with the right participants.

who would be the Gordon Ramsey of the underground though?

thats why i request papyrus often, i know you guys are struggling, also hes my second favorite so it works out.
pothole
i just recognized the eye from my searches, dont know much else about it. but yeah its one of the two shows i actually like

In rahawabas's he teams up with Chara. Tbqh I prefer this one to Dusttale. But in Dusttale he kills Papyrus, too.

Both AU's are painful, if you think about how Sans is Papyrus's one of the few connections with world, the only person that love he trusts enough to be able to be mad at him.

>its a skeletonfag thread

Join in, the water's just fine.

Undyne, of course!

utg is double dead.

that style of eye is getting common with edgy sans designs. I blame errorsans.
what's the other show?

yeah, it's painful. but boy am I invested enough to watch the suffering go on and on. just to know where it could possibly lead to.

Howdy, /utg/!

Repostan new series with brand new chapter from last night. Thank you for the feedback so far!

pastebin.com/T6EdEMQY [Bad Endings #1: Beware the Nice Cream Guy]
pastebin.com/T6EdEMQY [Bad Endings #2: Lost in the CORE]

How's everyone doing?

Okay sure why not

flowey

Aw, sorry goatfag, I didn't know these threads were Asriel general! Here, have some goat to make it up to you.

i blame 12 year old girls tbqh. its called gotham, pls no bully

you posted the same fic twice by accident

also one of these bad endings better be asriel voring frisk with realistic digestion and scat or im going to extremely mildly upset

Me too.
Suffering is good.
I kinda wanted to write something myself.
Pic unrelated: it's popora getting a new car from his brother and not being murdered by him.

It's two same links again.

...

I'm pretty upset you have to kill a good character to make Alphys kill herself

>Toriel near Sans, Asgore far from her
sorielfag detected

one of us. one of us

pastebin.com/aNjjrUN1 [Bad Endings #2: Lost in the CORE]

This is what I deserve for morning-posting. Good catch.

>killing all my monster friends just to kill Alphys
Not worth it

okay

goodnight utg

vocaroo.com/i/s1T1vig8rOvf

REAL RATTLE HOURS

>post old meme
>all the newfriends never seen it and reply.

yes! soon all of utg will be skeletonposters
sweet dreams friendo

nah she won't be able to throw insults

sounds about right.

>popora
this papyrus nickname meme is getting out of hand

What show is this?

I don't know how many times I've seen this but I've been shitposting here since like October.

>Chara will never be your boy/girl/otherfriend.

>killing Alphys
>implying she won't kill herself anyway after few years of TP, when Undyne figures out she loses all her energy to care for her and stopped caring for herself and asks Alphys if she really wants to get better, and Alphys starts to cry that she can't and Undyne sees that she can choose, being happy, having friends, career, or endlessly catering to someone who won't do anything for herself, she leaves her, for few weeks maybe, so she can think things over, and then Alphys does that

Rick & Morty

It hurts. I just want to serve them.

Last time it was posted was in November, sorry I forgot a six month old meme

that user is a madman
thats fine. frisk a best

I'd like to give Asgore a butt blowjob

For those who don't know, a butt blowjob is when you suck his asshole so hard it creates a suction that pulls the penis inward until it comes out of his butt.

>tfw still no goat to love and cuddle and take care of

life is suffering

...

Why not both?
It does hurt.

JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT OLDFRIEND, THE GREATEST TROLL OF THE /UTG/! I BET YOU THOUGHT I POSTED AN IMAGE WITH LETTERS ON IT STATING AN OPINION THAT IS RARELY TALKED ABOUT ON THIS DYING CHANNEL, SO YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE CONTENTS? POOR NEWFRIENDS, YOU FELL INTO MY JAPERY! I WAS JUST CHECKING IF YOU WILL SAY "THAT'S OLD!" TRULY, I AM THE MASTER OF THE INTERNET TOMFOOLERY!

night /utg/, you guys stay comfy

do not

What the fuck, user?

Drawfag request: Asgore complains about Toriel's cooking and pays the price.

Pulling a comfy sweater over Asriel's fluffy head in the morning!
Making him breakfast while he waits at the table, eyes still dazed and drooling a little bit!
Watching him eat a hearty breakfast, trying to talk with his mouth full!
Walking to school with him on a snowy, puffy day!

Cleaning the coach from the white, thick goat hair!
Changing his litterbox every day!
Feeding him fruits and straw!
Taking care of your gote!

>Japed
>Old'friend'
>New'friend'
I wonder who's behind this post...

I haven't been here in a few months

Does everyone still want to fuck all of the goats?

Please say yes

Papyrus?

yes there are still Asriel, Asgore and Torielfags that all want to bone their goat of choice

Not as strong as it was a month ago with the worship hours, but Asriel still took top in image posts.

GUYS DON'T BE KIN-CIST TOWARDS MONKEY OTHERKIN

I want to impregnate Asriel to be honest

>Tuft of fur near groin

I think the reasoning is "brown hair = brown fur" but that doesn't really hold up.

It's cute though.

that's called the pube tufy and it needs to be cherished desu

>Papyrus gets trolled and bullied on Veeky Forums

Can someone post that gif of chara turning and blushing, I need it for cheesy sitcom reasons.

I only have this.

Enjoy

Storyshift update! We meet roboUndyne and scientist Asgore.
imgur.com/a/rv3lS