/owg/ - Overwatch General

hey this is the guy who posted the new thread as a comment, im pretty baked and when i realized what i did i couldn't stop laughing and i hurt now

will this thread be ded when it gets released?

XX MORE HOURS ARE YOU NIGGERS HYPED?

>15 more hours until i'm reunited with junkrat

I'm trying to counter the over saturation of ship posting by drawing bad MSPaint comics.

This is the real thread
t. Genji main

This desu senpai

I hope people alt tab to posts webums

D.VA BEST WAIFU

caring about the OP when the game is not even released yet

Post husbandos

I appreciate your efforts

Why did you rotate this? Do you have retard eyes?

No I'm sure it'll be filled to the brim with people complaining about not being able to connect to the server

mei a cute!

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Keep 'em up user.

Ten important facts to know about D.Va:

>1. D.Va plays to win!
>2. D.Va is a pro esports gamer!
>3. D.Va has the biggest fanclub!
>4. D.Va is the most popular Overwatch hero!
>5. D.Va's Meka is really cool!
>6. D.Va beats up omnic kaiju for fun!
>7. D.Va has the highest APM on record!
>8. D.Va does NOT have a crush on 76!
>9. D.Va is NOT for sexual!
>10. D.Va WILL be your first pick when the game launches!

>don't have a functioning GPU
>overwatch will still run fine
it's nice when games accommodate potato computers

who else /potato/ here?

Can someone link me to some good character introduction/analysis videos on youtube?

>asking why I left the sources orientation as is

>D.Va WILL be your first pick when the game launches!

What if my first game is Control on Defense?

This will be dead, and at least the three that follow it will also be dead. We blitz through these threads in a few hours.

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If not that then something else.

Apparently Hanzo, Mei, Bastion, D.Va and Junkrat are all OP and nobody figured it out until the F2P beta.

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tfw no sea map
tfw i bought a shitty desktop nig that was a newegg deal for $500 back in 2012

>ITS HIGH NOON

>putting down 10 facts when declaring that you will put down 10 facts

Get the fuck out

>Mercyfags fall asleep
>D.Vafags take over

WHEN DOES IT END???

Thanks, dudes.

Guys post your favorite moment of these 2 weeks while waiting for the game

Any idea when the full PC install is gonna be made available? I still only have 6 gig; I think it's meant to be 30.

>cancel Overwatch order because I decide to get CE instead
>decide to not get CE and order regular copy again
>copy arrives Saturday a-okay
>preorder metal plate bonus comes today

>original order was cancelled, but something is shipping from that order
>7.1 pounds
>coming sometime today

I don't know if I should be excited or afraid. Thanks Overwatch and Bestbuy.

>D.Va
>Hanzo
>Bastion
>Mei
>Junkrat
>OP

sleep

what game

Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76

Collectors ed is approx 16lb

>Prototype Talon body armor

x-com 2 amazing game series if you're into turn based tactic games at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=8VqllDUUpBI

Kek, you don't disappoint.

How do i play D.Va? i was terrible at her during beta

Then what the fuck is coming.

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Mei had that wombo combo on squishy classes where she froze you and shot you in the head for DD

Blizzard here.
I approve this message!

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I want more of Soldier and Reaper with babies

Learn Tracer then do that but not as good

So don't engage Mei at close range unless you're a McCree and can flashbang her.

I bet you also complain about Bastion being OP when you run right into his line of fire.

Aaaaadventure time!

When Reaper gets in Mei LMB range he kinda 2shots squishies too.

I'd flashbang Mei if you catch my drift

Tbh D.Va is pretty weak at the moment.

Her and Zen both need to be tuned up.

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realize that your guns are fucking close range as fuck and your job is to sit on peoples face and just trade shows since you have 1 million health
Bastion having no spray falloff and gettig melted across the entire map was not fun

Someone actually yelled "raising hell at Taco Bell" when 76's short came on tonight. Is that from something else or is it something from here?

I'll spam webms that nobody cares about.

>the beaner cleaner

>entire alien race defeated by a beacon that emits a hologram
>good

The game is a shitshow after you figure out the tactic to every map is to spam grenadiers and mimic beacons.

>Ram people into walls
>Use your cotton candy cannons to slowly whittle them down
>Bump them off the edge of the map if available
>Use suicide to deny payload or control points
>Boost up when using the suicide
>Shit on Pharah, High Noon, and anyone else stupid enough to ult when matrix is up
>Play to win

That's apparently a good question

>you will never flashbang Mei at close range

step 1: realize you're closer to tracer than a tank in terms of gameplay

step 2: flank enemies and fuck up their squishies

step 3: realize that her pistol while outside of the mech is MUCH better than people realize

step 4: remember you're goal is to disrupt

step 5: realize that your ult is for clearing points/forcing enemies to stop focusing on your allies and instead focus on running away

step 6: always left shift into the air above where you want to use your ult.

It'll take a few games but eventually she clicks and you realize how god damn annoying she can be.

ideally with d.va you fly around behind the enemy team and touch their butts then when they turn around your team touches their butt to death

Other than maybe D.Va they are all pretty good pubstomping heroes if you know how to play them.

Hanzo, Bastion, and Mei can feel downright unfair if you're bad and get headshot/scattered, turreted, or frozen to death.

Junkrat is just solid.

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D.va has shit range, so you gotta go up close and personal. And maybe even go into the enemy lines.
And that's easy with the boost.
Although she's a tank she's got shit health, so try get health packs.
Don't forget about the defense matrix.

Ronnie is a magical human bean

7 pounds of pussy and ass

You're annoying.

They should really make Mei's ice block have a set health. Like if you do 500 damage, it breaks and Mei can no longer sit around and cheese 4 seconds of heal and invuln.

It's definitely less than 14.

I had 120 left on my ssd and now I have 106

I disagree

her mech's relatively tight shotgun spread is misleading, damage falloff is huge for anything past 3 meters away.

Do we have a weight for the Origins Edition? I don't have a scale at home to weigh my copy.

Maybe it's multiples of those.

So is D.Va's personality actually bitchy or does she just pretend to be bitchy for the sake of her gamer girl image?

Locate the enemies snipers, healers or offense, discreetly manuever around the map avoiding combat, left shift into them. If a hanzo sees you coming activate your barrier while you shift into them. Hold down left click until they die.Leave and find a health pack. Do it all over again.

Avoid Reinhardt, reaper, Zarya, Zenyatta if he's with his team. Boop Pharah out of the sky. If you get hooked by the hog barrier and bunny hop away.

>shit health
Has the most hp in the game.

It's hign no--- ARGHHHH

can enemies year your voice line

she seems pretty well liked by the other characters and Reinhardt is her fan club president she just acts like a stereotypical gamer in competition

>this character prevents herself from shooting or moving
>she's OP!

If I live in Melbourne, do I have to wait til american's are allowed to play to play this game? it's 5:45pm Monday evening..

Nobody cares faggot. Get good.

She has the same HP Reinhardt does. But Reinhardt also has his trusty shield and critbox that isn't in the center of his model.

Jesus christ these are good
please make more, i beg you
also more junkrat :^)

>when u gettin cucked but too lit to care

EXPECT IT

you got 15 hours and 15 minutes to wait m8

>still 15 hours