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Behead all who don't max upheaval

So are my votes going to getting the Immortal for Puck in this picture, or are they going to Magnus getting the Immortal? Why would it gray out Puck with the rest of them but make magnus colored?

Is there a SINGLE build for kunkka that isn't a memebuild?

CK better win the immortal vote. All of his current cosmetics are worse than the default.

By definition they're a tier 1 team.
>tier 1
Direct invites, routine qualifier
>tier 2
Qualifier invites, occasional qualifier
>tier 3
Open qualifiers

That's really it.

>All of his current cosmetics are worse than the default.

Why is this bad?

Ok so I can't redo challenges after I got barely 1 star? Im looking it up on redit and people say "yeah you can" and then "no you can't"

I need a non-meme answer.

just press the x and vote again retard

Where are the loli pugnas?

>it's another hc fills his inventory with poor man's shield, drums, wand, aquila, and midas and ends up selling his shit 10 minutes later to get non-shit items episode

kuro was _____
rtard was _____

??

drums shit
wand good but stick usually suffices on someone manahungry who doesnt get aquila/battlefury like ck or sven, jug and am dont need because of perseverance and pa has aquila
pms always good on agi heroes
midas shit

Okay im stupid I just restarted the client and it updated.

>buy stout thinking it's gonna be enough
>go safe
>support nowhere to be seen
>faggot offlaner wants keeps trading hits
>buy pms
>faggot offlaner stops
>tfw outplayed
faggot

who starts with two tangos and shield and gets quelling blade and pms from side shop here?

Give me your best meme builds.

Picking Kunkka

>win a game
>feel exhausted
>close application

>lose five games in a row randoming
>pick carry
>win 1v5
>wasn't fun
>was really just draining
I miss pubstomps the most.

>tfw trying to ward

GOD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Helm of the Dominator
>Infused Raindrops
>Iron Talon
>Town Portal Scroll
>Boots of Speed

STRONG TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Urn of Shadows
>Poor Man's Shield
>Soul Ring
>Magic Stick
>Tangos
>Wind Lace
>Orb of Venom

AVERAGE TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Clarity
>Arcane Boots
>Tranquil Boots
>Power Treads
>Phase Boots
>Enchanted Mango
>Dragon Lance
>Glimmer Cape
>Armlet

BAD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Blight Stone
>Hand of Midas
>Healing Salve
>Iron Branch
>Buckler
>Cloak
>Medallion

TRASH TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Bracer
>Ring of Protection
>Headdress
>Ring of Basilus
>Magic Wand
>Circlet

DOG TIER USELESS SHIT:
>Ring of Aquila
>Drums of Endurance
>Wraith Band
>Null Talisman
>Faerie Fire

No bottle?

Who's this flipside tactics team?

shit
bottle to average tier
veil of discord to bad tier, previously strong tier prior to nerf

anything else missing?

when will this "rtz is bad" meme end?
>jew/kuroshit get to play captain
>Rtz gets cucked into playing razor
>wow he so bad XD
kill yourselves morons i bet you also think miracle is good

>Bad early items
>Midas

>buying midas when hotd exists
literal why

>Valve actively listens to Reddit for ways to balance the game
>Valve is getting greedier with each event
>The community actively praises Valve for these decisions

how long until the game gets taken out back and shot?

Because meme farming with hotd doesn't give me levels.

because i'm 5.7 and you're not?

Lothar's Edge and Buriza.

Bracer is best item, fuck you.

Once all the votes are used it still grays out the one I selected and colors the one I did not. The numbers are going beside the one I selected, which would suggest it's going towards Puck in the picture, but I don't understand why it's getting grayed out.

why not? farm a medium camp next to a large camp at the same time your wildkin is tornadoing it
bam you just gained +600 experience from 2x stack

you're right, I'm 7.5k and ur 5.7k

does anyone have the oddshot of sheever's stream where she has her mic on while she takes that really long piss?

>instead of getting half a dagon / free salves on top of your +120 HP, you get +3 damage +3 attack speed

waow what an amazing item
who would want spammable 150 pure damage to disables blink dagger for 11 seconds or free long ranged salves that work while jungling when you could instead have totally insignificant minor stats that will never change the outcome of a game?

POST THEM

...did we play together?

>not including oblivion staff for the useless fucking orchid rush

That item is LITERALLY bad all game.

Nevermind, kinda similar though.

Bracer is good because it makes it easier to punish whoever goes on you. It buys time and wastes resources.

>mjollnir and aghs on WR

REEEEEEEEEEE

>shitheads that forcefuly prolong the game because "muh le quest", allow the enemy team to get strong and wreck us

>not getting deso to push dem towers
Unless you were losing and doing straight base defense, in that case I apologize.

>guy buys rapier for quests
>feeds it to enemy Spectre.
>lol idc quest is more important than winning :)

>corrupted icefrog pushing out more bandaid buttblasted nerf what rebbit is complaining about patches
xdd

Post full version please

Do you get quests when losing?

you don't complete them no.

when does the good esports start?

when you kys

I'm glad I got them but these Immortals are kinda bland... the cat is neat though so I guess there's that?

Scientist here. Still baffled by everything EE does to fuck up but a new question has arisen.

Why do teams play puck? Puck's winrate is some of the worst in the entire game at the moment and yet teams keep playing it.

magic stick gives you HP in fights
urn of shadows gives you HP in fights
infused raindrops & PMS give you huge EHP
treads gives you HP in fights

any of these is a better way to tank up your hero so you "punish whoever goes on you and buys time"

urn and bracer give the same +HP. Urn has a disgustingly good active ability that shits out pure damage DoT that disables dagger and free salves and has long range and no animation or mana cost. PMS pretty much doubles your EHP early game.

bracer gives nothing but stats and its stats are mediocre

Very easy to play. Very easy to land combo.

Puck got a significant buff in the last major patch

Puck is a tempo controller so the team can reach their win condition

Enjoying your ded game dotards? :^)

Overwatch will die sooner than Dota.

how the fuck did bulba cuck odpixel so hard

>There are currently ZERO people playing Overwatch right now
>He calls Dota a dead game

Whic hero is best for ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

?

Currently we are being raided by Activision Blizzard-hired shills, who are endlessly shitposting and trying to throw shit on Dota 2 and Valve, on Dota 2 general.

As the pool of shills are the same of JIDF and similar Israel controlled "creative marketing" institutions, they are also trying to devalue and shit on /pol/ while mis-using terms such as goy and calling Valve Jews to diminish its true meaning.

They are focusing hard on trying to portray Valve as Jews and Dota 2 base as "goys" for whatever reason they can, on a true Free to Play game that makes its revenue only through pixel cosmetics.

They are provoking people into shitposting and chaos by blatantly deceitful and provoking posts. They are calling people who enjoy the game valve drones.

Please report and ignore these posts for a better gulag experience, thank you.

Every time Bulldog says cuck, I giggle.

>no clown hero
Dotaloids (plural of dota + mongoloid)?

MUH
>tfw you don't even have a clowngirl fetish

Dotaloid sounds hip and cool, though

...

I SEE HER BUTT
SEXIST

where have i seen this before? like an imgur album, i think she has a name?

womanlets

when will they learn?

how does HoTD increase farm?

Is there any League to dota2 infograph of items for a new player? For example what is the IE in dota2 and do you ever first item it?

iron talon jungle every champ

ancient stacking?

Not sure about items.
dotabuff.com/learn/lol

is that it?

Clearing camps with a creep.

Getting last hits with jungle creep while jungling yourself

I prefer farm heros

post em

which is better? ancient stacking or jungling?

What if Crippling Fear can be used on wards and sentries to instantly kill them? It would allow Nightstalker to easily transition into lategame without the need of a quelling blade, or wait for supports to come take them down.

>literally scare a ward to death

Is it even possible to lose with this dude

It applies Blind, so it does make sense that it would Blind the ward and kill it.

I don't understand the logic behind this ability. Like, I get that he cuts off his limbs to purge debuffs, thus sacrificing hp, but how does that translate into a damaging explosion around him? And how does it translate to a delay and then constant purging?

Shit boggles my mind

Here's mine

how does lina fly withoutwings?

Why does Slark have bunny ears?

how to play elder titan?

She uses her dress like a hot air balloon

>pick balanced mid laner man
>dumpster the enemy mid so hard he just DCs at 15 mins

Remember this ?
T'was a good meme, i miss it...

I go offlane with him. Both solo and duolanes (with a hero who can combo well with you) work pretty well. Supporting can work too

Max stomp (first point in stomp if you're contesting the rune, otherwise spirit) with one point in spirit at lvl2. Then max either the aura or the spirit (aura if enemy has agility heroes or your team has a lot of magic damage)

Get tranquils and soul ring and spam spirit + stomp for the rest of the game.

Waiting for a game is a fucking shit im sure if someone have 1000 hours in this game 750 is just waiting for a match

w-what does she use as gas?

your league experience does not translate to dota at all and is less than useless here, it will actively drag you down
the faster you forget everything you knew about that game the faster you can become not-utter-dogshit @ dota

What duo lane partner combos well with Elder Titan?