/owg/ Overwatch General

>shad
i dont want to be gay but...

1am release in central europe is a fucking crime

You haven't seen the latest short then.

>that picture
>Women as a class are a parasitic organism
>poster is a voluntary NEET
>Why the fuck should I have to work a day in my life and "help out" this society when women don't have to.
Jesus, this isn't even funny anymore.
Who hurt you?

>Inb4 like every blizzard launch before it the servers can't handle the load and nobody can play

maybe you shouldn't be a yuropoor

>game comes out at 7 est
>working until 9
>could possibly die on the 15 minute ride home

you missed a word

gtfo

no

jo did nothing wrong

What colored panties does each girl wear?

waiting for tonight

woooah

how will blizzard keep overwatch profitable a year from now when mostly everyone who wanted overwatch has bought it?

>tfw CDkeys just gave me my origins edition key
>tfw got origins edition for £2.50 more than the regular edition full retail price

>'edition'
>trash picture
>no link to the previous thread
>made the thread at 720 posts
Kill yourself my man

Blizzard sure is good at modeling plump, soft lips.

Anyone knows where is the config file?

>three active threads

What's with people creating new threads before hitting 750?

Imagine a character who has never been great at anything, never felt the urge to get potg, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who got potg, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Winston.

You're bored, laying down a shield on your backline and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and monkey and petty toward the other team. Every single thing you've done in every past match was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours leaping and contesting points or some stupid bullshit where you think you're helping push and you may say you're helping push but you're not really sure if you're really helping push. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist bubble shield between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to git gud and move around and work to support your team.

And then you see Mercy, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What is she even doing? Instead of her consciousnesses merely sitting in her thick skull and revolving around itself, she is imbuing her conscious energy and intentionality into her team, healing, boosting, building ult. All the bitterness and monkeyness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate her for being victorious, and all happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid ape.

So you ult up, you leap over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a gorilla.

Can crossboarders kindly fuck off back to /v/ /int/ and /pol/ with your shit bait and memes

Make buying stuff in hearthstone give you overwatch hats.

she's not in the game, not really a loli (looks older), and really not that qt

>with people
It's a single retard. You can tell by the shitty pictures, meme editions, and lack of previous thread links. There's usually a different OP but he died of a heart attack or something.

Selling skins to waifu fags

Nope. It's apparently incredibly expensive in Brazil, even for a full priced PC game.

>monkey

Don't worry, if blizzards past experience at launching titles you wouldn't be able to play for a few hours anyways are one blizzard launch that went smoothly

Hoping to see a lewd image of S76 struggling to get an erection and saying "I'm not a young man anymore"

When the game has been out a few weeks crossposters will leave.

In the meantime these threads will be shitpost central though.

It's only gonna get worse once the game launches, with crossboarders making a new thread every 350 posts.

Mercy: Black/Lacy!
Tracer: Yellow/Aqua! (Polka dots)
D.Va: Shimapan!
Pharah: Black Athlete boxer-briefs!
Mei: White!
Widowmaker: None!
Zarya: Pink!
Symmetra: Black!
Reaper: Pink!

>muh secret club

That's some weird shit user.

Im up too early and i cant sleep. worst time to be a low energy NEET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mercy wears laced red panties

Still waiting on mine. Do they send you an email, or do you need to check on the website?

We already had some retard make a "general" that was completely wrong. Subject name was "overwatch general" and the entire post was "starting the thread off with oc" and some shitty Genji edit of this picture.

>no region lock
>xaxa cyka blyat)))

who here /neverusingvoicechat/ ?

>Meifags

Do something productive with your time.
Work out or something, it'll make the time pass way faster.

>Russians
>buying a $40 game

Does Symmetra have the same toileting habits as the rest of her countrymen?

Every time someone cries about Mei, her butt grows

There's a reason slavs dominate free to play games

its $30 there

that's like 5 csgo accounts, no wonder

Wait what

It's going live at midnight GMT?

I figured it would be going live at midnight PST since Blizzard's west coast.

Shit I guess I'll be playing sooner than I expected.

>Russians
>buying a $30 game instead of spending the rest of eternity in DOTA and CSGO

so ti's true then? this board is filled with shitters

midnight GMT (UTC+0) on the 24th
do you not read, or

Most game retailers sell "Russian region" copies of games which are the ruble equivalent of $8 for a new title.

That's why whenever you buy Steam keys from a third-party reseller, you can get "region-free keys" and "Russian keys" which are region-locked to the CIS countries (Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Kazakhstan) and need a VPN to redeem.

gays aren't known for normal brains

Veeky Forums gays even less so

Then she's probably as fat as your mum by now.

>amazon is delivering it to my house today
>still won't get to play it

>We asked 1000 random shitters wo didn't showed a sign of understanding the game to create this chart.

Ukraine isn't part of CIS, user

Actually that's straight from the survey from the OP

Also please note the wording of the question.

I'M STILL FUCKING CONFUSED
IS THAT FOR THE SERVERS OR WHEN RETAILERS CAN SELL THE GAME????

...

>look mum I owned that noob

ow-countdown.com/
hype hype hype

Yes she is!

Both

>9 hours until i uninstall csgo

The game is already out but the servers arent

Wait until 2017, tovarisch.

when the servers are up. not sure about retailers, i'd guess that time is for both

You mean when Russia completes its economic collapse and the Ruble is Zimbabwean dollar-tier?

>eating the seeds as well

They taste bad if you chew on them, and even if you don't, you'll have to pass them out eventually.

retailers don't give a fuck about embargo's, if they have it they'll sell it

Pharah never since she got a comic

>not onlywat.ch/

too old

Is this what patients feel like when they're waiting for that life-saving surgery that will treat their cancer?

I thought everyone was going to get a comic and a short.

>kinguin

Delete this! She hasn't aged since she got stuck in time.

>'s
go back to school

>website hosted in Switzerland
>not just smug Mercy for a background

please tell me it's not one of those vomit videos

>not nogf.moe/owg/

doesn't change anything

youtu.be/qMhkj8d5CSc
I hope this guy makes more Overwatch stuff.

>midnight GMT (UTC+0) on the 24th

Right. Yes.

>do you not read, or

Do you? You just repeated the literal thing I just said.

Cute yeah. Like an hysterical laughing young boy/girl.
That's actually the only thing that blocks me to like Tracer ( in a character way, not in a gameplay way ): that childish personnality.

> pic related muh waifu

So....
did I fuck up by not buying digital?

>be German
>greedy keysellers upping the price past 50 Euro for OE
>buy standard edition from us.battle.net shop for 40 USD/35 EUR

are any of the skins in the OE even worth it?

>donate button

>hosted

Everyone is (counting) on me!

guys give me some free (you)s please

>you'll have to pass them out eventually
I swallowed a seed.