/owg/ - Overwatch General

Omnics are real human beings and real heroes.

both of those statements are false

>The year of our lord, MMXVI
>ICP

Based captcha, keeping this thread secure from buckets of bolts.

FUCK COKE

First for MEI!

Zarya is for hugs and kisses

When and where is the Q&A

I know it'll be bad but I need something

How bout stop being a sketchy mother fucker?

Requirements of life:

O Maintains homeostasis
X Made up of ells
X Metabolism
X Growth
O Adapts to environment
O Respond to stimuli
X Capable of reproduction

In conclusion: REMOVE OMNIC

ask your dad

>tfw origins for 40 eurobucks

post yfw this is doomfist

Ryuu ga....

I miss Junkrat...

nth for a deleted scene from the 'Hero' short

waga teki go kill yourself

WAGA TEKI

what website is that?

Widowmaker.

battle net, or do you mean where I bought it?

>some user was busy posting the equivalent of this for beta keys as thanks instead of pressing confirm
>took that shit

CDKeys

I'd put my hand in that.

DEVORAN MIS ENEMIGOS!

>tfw I just came to this picture

Who here else /goingtosleepandwakinguptooverwatchinthecomingmorningthegamethatscomingoutinonly8hoursfromnowgethypedmotherfuckerbutnottoohypedbecauseyou'restillgoingtosleepsoon/?

>PoGChav

yeah realized it's b.net, were's the key from

So how dead is this general gonna be in about 8 hours?

cd-key.com

Life isn't worth living

Mei is mediocre as shit

Only bad players think that somehow a character with a close range weapon is going to be OP in a game WHERE PEOPLE HAVE GUNS

WHOO, LOOK AT ALL THOSE BANK ROBBERIES WITH FLAMETHROWERS

ALL THOSE DRIVE BY FLAMETHROWERINGS

ALL THOSE FLAMETHROWERS BEING USED IN COMBAT RIGHT NOW

SO POPULAR AM I RIGHT

>tfw started Parasyte this afternoon
>tfw really into it now
>tfw can't decide if I want to get a good night's sleep for Overwatch or keep watching

Truly, this is what hell is.

This place could have not existed during open beta and I wouldn't have noticed

Read the manga, you fucking pleb

more alive than ever because servers are going to be fucked

it's gon be

>BLIZZFRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

at 00.01 and millions of autists trying to log in

>g2a fags think they are getting their key today
lmao

Heroes never die
For 40$

Mei has way too big eyes to be chinese.

If you preordered the digital version there is no code for the Widow skin, right ?

>Post YFW 2 or 3 Widows and 2 or 3 Tracers (cucklector edition) because all the kids and teens will want to show off their cool skins

>tfw missed the beta
is it too late to git gud now ?

>keep wanting to play diva

this will be the longest 8 hours ever

>Start Fire Emblem Fates
>Probably not going to get back to it in at least a week

Read the manga my dude

>X Capable of reproduction

copy + paste

>X Metabolism

consumes energy, processes/stores energy, expends energy. sounds like metabolism to me.

>X Growth

Mods.

>cd-key already has the keys for origins
>g2a is still "processing"
we're fucked

Kaplan Q&A in 2hs 30mins on OW Facebook fb.me/PlayOverwatch

As much as I agree the manga is usually better, you can't go past well produced anime for sheer entertainment value.

Yeah, it's basically that in near every situation you can get in with Mei another character could have handled it better by killing the person outright instead of taking the time to freeze them.

>This

Take a seat, user. Let's have a little talk.

is cd-key instant?

You probably would have never been good anyway

We've been fart-arsing around theory-crafting and head-cannoning for two weeks. Game is 8 hours away. Are you concerned that you'll login and realise you've blown everything out of proportion? That the real thing can't stack up against your fantasy?

Girls in actual clothing look way better than costumes

And lewd is overrated

youtube.com/watch?v=GtsVWljHJ1s
>yfw tonight is the night

lmao

I was mailed them 11:58 today in gmt+1 zone

Shes also fat for some reason

I NEED IT

If you preorder from bnet you get the widomaker skin, i'm not sure on g2a and other resellers.

Extended edition when?

O Homeostasis
O Organization
O Metabolism
X Growth
O Adaptation
O Response to stimuli
O Reproduction

>tfw still no key
I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED

Very few people truly have a grasp on the game right now. You can still get in on the bottom floor and be fine.

Ranked probably won't be out for weeks

The physical edition also has the noire code.

mIsErY TO all PoSTErs IN THIS tHrEAD

Fucking thank you.

/a/ - Hanzo
/v/ - Genji
/k/ - McCree
/b/ - Reaper
/g/ - Symmetra
Veeky Forums - Reinhardt
/pol/ - Zarya
Veeky Forums - Winston
Veeky Forums - Zenyatta
/int/ - Junkrat
/m/ - D.Va
/mu/ - Lucio
/r9k/ - Bastion
Veeky Forums - Roadhog
/tv/ - Soldier 76 (The masketta man)
/s4s/ - Tracer
/aco/ - Widowmaker
/out/ - Mei
/lgbt/ - Pharah
/diy/ - Torbjorn
/cgl/ - Mercy

rollergirl tracer pretty best

Does Mercy even have a backstory besides german oldverwatch

:3

Yes?

I got it from so every game bought as a preorder seems to have it

you get one if you got it from cdkeys

Are toasters alive, then?

this game wont be hot for only a month and forgotten right?

Get in when it launches and just practice friendo.

>mfw fags in this thread gave 60bucks to blizzard for a "digital" copy

t-thanks :3

So... Is the little spic kid Reaper's illeggitimate daughter?

FUCK! How many fucking more sleeps does it take to play Overwatch?

...

POST YOUR MERCH

Also was this poster supposed to come with my preorder from gamestop? Dude forgot about the winston figure and I had to remind him. He gave me the poster as he said I was to first to pick up the order.

>Reinherdt
>not Veeky Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq7J8REJ0k

>forgotten
>blizzard game

lol, this isnt battleborn

>mfw snuggling nude with zarya on a big comfy bear rug in front of a fire in the dead of a russian winter after a nice workout session

you'd think she would be a tiger in bed but she's super traditional, most adventurous position for her is doggy style

It's never too late to git gud user. Improvement is a result of self-reflection and persistence. Something a lot of people lack, and are completely unaware of.

Reinhardt keeps making k-pop generals on /mu/

Thanks, lad. Bought directly from jewzard, i'm not jew enough to risk getting cucked over 10 or 15 burger coins.