/owg/ - Overwatch General

Can this game come out already I don't have the patience to play Street Fighter V anymore I can't get good

I too would like lolidom fisting

also stop going for those [embeds] you nerd

strawpoll.me/10291010

>less than 7 hours left
>no plans for the next day

>tfw when i had a dream about overwatch last night

This just in. Blizzard announced there was a problem with the game and the launch has been delayed for 24 hours.

First for being obessed with your waifu!

Reminder: Mercy a slut

>Best Buy's bonus arrived earlier
>It's a metal car plate

Holy fuck i was expecting something smaller. Never going to put it on, but neat nonetheless.

Widowmaker is overpowered as fuck in the hands of a mediocre player and will be completely game breaking as people get better until blizzard nerfs her into the ground

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blueberry

nth for pure love

NO, SERIOUS GAMING ONLY, I'M GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE PRO GAMER GIT GUD

Stop posting about your stupid g2a key no one cares

post yfw this is doomfist

Post yfw you're going to stream ow, but get no viewer friends because you're not popular

Daily reminder that Zarya could be cute too

Any more of these?

it's not, see

remember

GONNA NEED A SOURCE ON THAT.

Anons, you're delusional if you really think this is gonna go live within the next seven hours.

Deep down you all know it's going to have server issues at launch and that Blizzard will have to stall the said launch for a number of hours because of this.

There's only one true pairing and it's hograt

kys attentionwhore

Mei, Zenyatta, D.va and Roadhog need buffs

Widow and McRee need nerfs

Fight me nerds

>weatherman forecasting a big storm in my area tonight
>about a 50% chance my power will go out

[citations needed]

I love you anons..

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I'm gonna main Lucio! :D

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I can't user when I agree.

open beta was smooth
why would release not be?

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>Phamercy crawling back out of it's hole

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I want to jizz inside D.Va's tiny Korean asshole and lick it clean!

But where's the source

But the beta and open beta were perfect literally a minute after release

>12 year old sister comes and sits on your lap and asks you nicely if she can play overwatch with you tonight

s76_sweating.jpg

>Mercy is 37 years old
No way she's still pure.
DROPPED

/v/ drawfags or an actual artist is source

I take one night off being here and you cucks let lolishitposters shit up owg.

I bet you wish you had me here bullying healsluts and keeping them inline instead of this shit

idk i only streamed a couple times, got like 80-150 viewers it was fun but kind of a pain in the ass

I'm not super talkative and you have to be interactive with the chat

Roadhog and Mei both have niches they fill so they don't need buffs as much as the other two

Jet Set Radio won't have a sequel senpai

>he doesn't manually add [embed]s after every thread
lmaoing @ ur life

This is pretty fucking gay.

It's on pixiv f a m. Search overwatch and you will find it.

Can you upload the uncensored version to Imgur or whatever?

Inshallah

I like to think of Mercy being forced to kill or take a life as psychologically akin to rape. There is nothing better than sticking her into a situation in which she has no choice but to commit mass murder to save herself

That's pedophilia.

You're right
I said this before
Blizzard fails at launching games/expansions

>tfw my power is going to get shut off tommorow for scheduled maintenance from 9 to 5
Goddamn it

Everybody in the game gettin' kill streaks!

>He doesn't know

Zarya's too much of an androgynous manface. She's not badass enough to be one of the guys and not cute enough to be waifu material.

Bout to hit up my local tesco and pick up some snacks for tonight.

Whats your favourite "gamer grub"?

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pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5736118 i.imgur.com/IHPasJV.gif
Make a pixiv account to see NSFW content

Jesse McCree is a big guy for you. But he's mostly for me. This global treasure is meant to be shared and worshipped and tongue bathed. Here are five facts about McCree to help you pass the next 7 hours.

1. McCree loves high noon!
2. He's cutest at high noon!
3. McCree!
2. McCree fans my hammer!

No. don't do that.

I-I'll help her get through it...I want to protect that smile!

Yes we get it, we've seen this meme redone like 5 times

beef jerky

I want her to fart on me

Remember that time we all went on that browser-based running race game that kind of looked and sounded like JSR?

Man that game was trash. Good times though.

but her voice lines after getting a kill are hilarious

i fucking love this

>tfw I forgot about the existence of Future
Whoops

The online game code is listed on the Amazon page but says currently unavailable. Do you think they will put it up when it releases? I have an Amazon card so might as well use it for that

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>tfw online chat taking ages

You won't make it back to enjoy them anyway.

>with sound

funnyjunk.com/channel/overwatch-time/Dance dance reaperkun/icxiLvp/

youtube.com/channel/UCF1I49DitqFE-4niPEQxhiw

Best I could find, sorry

DELETE THIS

>tfw my sister used to do this
>get erections everytime
>make her get off my lap
>She gets upset and I tell her that my leg was falling asleep as an excuse

She's like 20

I have a few but this is my favorite.

>implying it won't be the teen think from the very first trailer

He was fucking using it. Even Tracer foreshadowed his hero abilities for crying out loud.

Stop bullying the healsluts.
Stop posting little girls having sex.
Protect your waifus. Be their shield.

found it. I presumed that if it was a Veeky Forums artist that they wouldn't be on Pixiv. thanks fampai.

Aped when?

girl from the short is not loli, not a qt

McCreefactsanon...why do I love your posts?

also. where is fact 5?

I was gonna too, but black people don't get viewers

Raw Almonds

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