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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

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New content SOON?

I like to see masteries as a replacement for where other MMOs just raise the level cap.
Honestly, I prefer the mastery system, at least now to reach the "level cap" you actually gain abilities, instead of just some arbitrary stat gains and the ability to not be instagibbed by high level mobs.

Think of it this way; would you like to be able to raid in any other game before hitting the level cap?

1st for kill bunself

Good question actually, would you guys say gliding is any better than just having mounts?

I like gliding, preserves some character aesthetic, but they need less retarded-looking ones.

Masteries are garbage because they're arbitrary walls in front of content that is already obviously part of a completed design. It's functionally in line with the "NOW" part of pic related in terms of how the content is delivered: the content is already there, the player just has to perform some extra action or go through some extra process to access it for no reason at all other than either the publisher/company wants more money or wants to mask the true quality (or lack thereof) of their product.

Designing a large world without mounts is fine. The real issue is that movement speed is entirely too slow to avoid damage by positioning and movement alone. Dodge and its counterparts are collectively a shitty hotfix.

Makes you think. Imagine if masteries in HoT didn't exist. The expansion already feels lacking as it is

>Makes you think.
Anyone who wasn't already thinking this at least a year ago has long since been hopelessly in anet's palm.

so, this is a thing now?
youtube.com/watch?v=5uRwkONhnc4

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

futasura idol modeling a new clothing line!

beefy White Mantle justicars cleansing the world in holy fire, putting an end to the degenerate races once and for all

futasura protecting her family from harm!

we /saffron bread wars/ again?

you can tell how old the video is based on the personal story level not being 10

that being said who knows if it's valid

>attempting to troll within the first 10 posts

First the DORF meme now this.

Someone had to replace the old troll.

There's only 2 legit guilds already up in the OP, stop shitposting this random list.

I know most people either love the charr or the rats, but is there anyone who likes the salad?

I think they are cool

after playing for so long (Day 1 vanilla) I've yet to get any decent drops outside of 1 random GS drop in Arah. It was only worth 5g.

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You must have the shittiest RNG.

>getting 3 capped
>EU ''''''''''Pro'''''''''' League

GIVE ME A WIFE NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

I rarely run Arah because so many people just perpetually screw it up

futasura dropping off the progeny at school extra early just to bang her wife in the kitchen when she comes back home

I was going to post earlier but my phone wasn't cooperating sorry everybody!

I want to text Rikki all night while my phone is on vibrate so every time she sends me a text it stimulates my clit

futasura attending night classes to provide a better life for her wife and progeny

>rare drops
>in this game

There's reallly no such thing as those, desu

You hope for a precursor or a spooky infusion, pray for invisible shoes, anything else of worth isnt dropped from dungeons

youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

I feel the need to tell you that a dedicated clitoral simulator would be far more efficient

Why aren't you good at GW2?

Because I'm not that horrible in pvp and got wings already without s3.

futasura heading to work hoping one day that her daily toiling will amount to something for the sake of another

Why does everyone have to have a dick? Can we have some more Cis-sura around here?

futasura bride wiping away tears as she accepts your hand in marriage with a blissful smile on her face

>autists getting this triggered and sperging out over a post
kek

>ywn play a version of VB where Sylvari players can volunteer to be mordremvari
>ywn be a proud mordrem guard bringing about the thousand years jungle

a Cute

cis-sura cooking the favorite meal of her futasura wife who just got home from a double shift

The game would be better / more interesting without the dragons as huge forces of elemental destruction as opposed to shrewd masterminds sort of fighting against each other while using players as pawns/enemies.

NO

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Whelp can't join HOPE because TC is full, what server is FUN on?

You can join the guild and play with anyone from any server on the same region. The only thing server matters for is WvW.

If you're NA you can join FUN but you won't be able to play with them because they're EU.

you can join HOPE on any NA server. This game features megaservers, so your pick does not matter.

But but I'm stuck on a dead server. (._. )

there's no such thing you dingdong. even in wvw all the shit servers just got paired with populated servers.

Okay I'll be standing on top of the jellyfish in LA if you want to invite me.

yeah you're not stuck on a dead server in PvE because of the megaserver. PvP isn't world specific. WvW pairs your dead server with an active one. We literally just explained this

are you just fucking with us user? read the op

Well... meet me up on the jellyfish anyways. If you can!

I can't tell if you're a troll or just 12 years old and stupid

What are you doing today, gw2g?

what was this

Where do you find your futasuras?

Do we mail out for them? Do they ship locally grown?

Reading for my summer class. If I ever get it done I'll probably play a little GW2 before bed.

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Cats are superior to rats in every conceivable way. A town whose population is comprised solely of rats would be so shaken by the arrival of even a single cat overlord it's nothing short of astonishing.

Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon; imagine the bustle of this 100% rat town till suddenly catT bulls triumphantly march in. Women would feel infinitely more attraction to these superior, cats than their pathetic rats hubbies. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town, who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their cubs, the rat's women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to rear these inferior children with their rat genes? They're only going to turn out like their fathers, mindless cogs in a machine whose sole purpose is to chew rats up till no juice is left, then spit them out, all for the benefit of the clearly superior cats.

And the rats? They'd flee, realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives' attraction would be, to DR where they'd try to win over FAS looking ugly FHDs, the only things disgusting, lonely, and brainwashed by the ubiquitous glorification of uckoldry enough to accept them. Many would be rejected after the proud papas hear of their shameful display; FHDs probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once rat town, every woman would be raising her superior cat cubs and queuing up for a second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wouldn't stop until they hit menopause as they'd know deep down their purpose is to populate the world with superior cat bulls who'd then move on to proselytize the superiority of the unenslaved to the enslaved in other rat towns.

Face it, rats. You're but servants to your cat masters.

i don't know what anet bans people for. i haven't been banned ever that i know of and i say the worst things. i just now told a noob warrior who threw my game "cut your wrists in the bathtub fag" so i'm going to see if that will do it. i'm more just curious what the limit is at this point

what the fuck did i just read?
anyways, i second this

You had me at sentence one

Did you originally get this from /pol/?

>not assembling your own futasura with your alchemy set and a spare femsura

you'll end up with better quality and cheaper cost than any prebuilt futasura

>You're but servants to your cat masters.
stopped reading right there

At the very end, user?

10/10

I don't really care about this thread. But that OP picture? Fucking amazing way to go you dead fuckers.

cuz idk how to

making gold in this game is impossible unless you just steal from your guild.

just log in every couple days and get a bunch of laurels at the end of every month like me

Daily achievements and dungeons give a ton. meta event rewards in AB drop a few rares every run so you get like 5 or 6 rares and 2~3 gold per run of them

waiting for overwatch

They nerfed dungeons to death in HoT, unless you are implying they re-buffed them? Cause if they did, they are inactive sans CoF.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

Official /gw2g/ discord: discord.gg/0oyIksSJTlWL6r9H

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

>Farm wood and ore from 15-65 areas
>Do your daily recommended fractals for 12+g
>Do 8 dungeon paths for 5g in addition to loot, path rewards and salvaged insignias
>Silverwastes/Auric Basin farm
>Draw porn for gold, don't even have to be good

Fractal drops give nothing, maybe because I'm still on expert. I can never find a group that just wants to grind a high fractal level swamp mission. The bad luck also affects my agony resistance. I only have 25 due to it.

You know, i've had a bad losing streak this season for some reason. I cant carry with ele anymore. Feels bad.

I have 30 and I don't even have armor. Don't blame luck.

Just 40 more minutes

Because rats are degenerates. You should excise your race of this abnormality before it becomes the norm.

whoa there, Hitler

Can I win Jeff Vann's heart with my sick Genji plays?

You're on Expert with only 25 AR?

Fag. Genji is not gay and neither is Jeff Vann.

t yozzil

I want to be pumped then dumped by gae

Ask someone who hasn't been pumped and dumped by Gae anything.

Have you been pumped and dumped by Jeff?

just sign my pump-n-dump contract and trade me your soul, maybe we can work something out

Yes.

BLOODBORNE GUY RETURNS FROM THE DELETION GRAVE TO SLAUGHTER EVERY BEAST HE CAN FIND

Would you want to be pumped and dumped by gae?

What was it like?

Yes
Like going to the fairgrounds

>doing pvp for dailies on war main
>noticed lately my power build can't seem to kill shit anymore on any class
>can't into condi yet
>go old bunker war for first time in 2 years
>first team I get is 2 warriors and 2 guardians with me

I just wanted to bunker ;_;

>Like going to the fairgrounds

You went on a lot of rides and left with a sore ass?

How long does it typically take for the Gates of Arah to transition into the defend event?