Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/21988/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

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>6 memes early

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

useless powercreeped heroes you should never pick:

>razor
>undying
>viper
>centaur warrunner
>jakiro
>pugna
>clockwerk
>troll warlord
>sniper
>silencer
>visage

Why are you posting me with my gf? That's rude. I don't want anyone to see her tummy except me

>that one guys deer edition

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

>visage
>implying

Why is Phoenix considered a support now?

Th-that's too l-lewd user ;_;

It's a boy you pervert

Visage is one of the worst heroes in the game right now.

Post cute Heroes doturds :3

I don't think little boys have boobs user.

What boobs?

>heal
>stun
>slow
>not a support

he's always been a hero that needs a midas for lvl 16 and then can stop getting items
pretty much a support

she literally can't go off lane with high cd cancelable blink, negative armor, shitty damage and no ability to jungle at all on lower levels.

all her skills are useful low level and she functions normally with only tranquil boots. so, support. but she needs levels for egg, so dual lanes are preferred

fuck those aylmaoo arms on them bitches

Ohayou!

Reminder that this hero can literally drain everyone's mana rendering them useless to your cores and playing him like a carry is wasting his potential, he clearly doesn't carry if you look at that sad stat growth.

lvl 1 and 2 fire birds got gutted in dmg, so you cant play him as offlane anymore
laser still gud = play him support

Reminder that Trump is the only one who has the power to stop NA Dota.

Ranked Dota actually restores my will to live. Love, learn, achieve, do something. is it weird

>0.3s is a stun
Ok

All Dota does is make me feel more miserable. Especially ranked Dota.

>it interrupts
>therefore, it's a stun
>if you want to be all technical, it's a mini-stun

good cooldown for ganks too xD

Get good you faggot. You think this is HoN trash with its 10 second stuns?

>tfw I can't find my Ohayou doters

this one isn't even funny

overwatch cucked us

>He thinks I'm joking
Enjoy your shitty carry, while I support my way to 10k mmr you 3k trash.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

WHERE IS SINGSING

shhh
singu is asleepu

just like how SCII was the king of esports and now it's on lifesupport?

nothing acti-bli$$zard make will have a successful esport scene

SCBW was made by a completely different company

old blizzard is dead, long live the activision overlord

your life is pathetic

In my bed

No u

literally every single hero has great suport skills if you listen to the sand nigger who made these images

I hope you shit cans are doing your part for the brave man himself.

sc2 was popular for a while simply because of how popular bw was

i think the problem with the game is that it just isnt any fucking fun no matter what way you play it

>48
>rubick
what the fuck. stop that you faggot

Fuck off Khanzeal.

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I put all my votes for lone

How bad is this?
~500 games.

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tomb of knowledge

>voting a shit hero over a good hero
It's like you retards like being 2k trash

>0 aegis steal

ffs kys desu baka senpai senpai

literally THICC: the arcana

My mmr is like 50, people don't take rosh.

this only shows your 20 last games, lifetime stats dont mean anything

Have you never seen a thick person? Are you from Africa or something?

H I G H

T E S T

>not always last hitting rosh while stealing aegis

kill yourself pleb

I want luna to sit on my face while i eat her ass.

Literally "I have the mentality of a starved african child seeing a female for the first time": the post.
Get your eyes checked out.

>he doesn't deny the aegis to trigger 9 people

MUH DICK

Guys where is Tiago?

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i don't even like cute chinese cartoons, but love the dota ones

why?

Good thing he's dead. The only faggot left is Lebanon. They ought to ban him too.

>AR
>get omni
>"dude go mid"
>omni why you don't buy ward

He chatted with me on Steam today :3c

>everyone game shits during esports while empire and vega duke it out.

He's at the hospital getting a rectal exam. (might have crohns)

He forgot to activate borrowed time when he went to go kill himself so now he's gone for good.

CIS Dota is dead m8

why cant envy hit 8k no matter how hard he tries in pubs

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He said he will return soon and you will all enjoy it.

Haven't played in a couple years. What's still good? Any really big changes? And how many minutes until I'm yelled at by some elitist cunt (which is why I quit in the first place)?

OG didn't even break a sweat when they 3-0'd NaVi, and NaVi has been the strongest CIS team lately

love this new patch

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people still rage in 90% of the games no matter what level you're playing at

thats just how games like this are

mute everyone if you cant handle it

hopefully mugged by a smelly nigger

You had random gold

>how many minutes until I'm yelled at by some elitist cunt
I'mma say "before you're even finished drafting"

he asked that later in the game
I actually bought courier and ward at the start because who the fuck thinks they're gonna mid when getting omni

mmr has inflated significantly so get ready for some easy games

in terms of heroes 6.87 seems surprisingly balanced, and all the new heroes have been nerfed into the ground except oracle

buy mangos and youll be fine

Joe Eastham
@Joe_Eastham
Happy to announce @zai_2002 will be joining @KaipiDota as our new support player! Thanks to @Masakary for his service!

Joe Eastham
@Joe_Eastham
Happy to announce @zai_2002 will be joining @KaipiDota as our new support player! Thanks to @Masakary for his service!

Joe Eastham
@Joe_Eastham
Happy to announce @zai_2002 will be joining @KaipiDota as our new support player! Thanks to @Masakary for his service!


Joe Eastham
@Joe_Eastham
Happy to announce @zai_2002 will be joining @KaipiDota as our new support player! Thanks to @Masakary for his service!

vJoe Eastham
@Joe_Eastham
Happy to announce @zai_2002 will be joining @KaipiDota as our new support player! Thanks to @Masakary for his service!

is your mmr sinking too?

>Not going mid on Omni and rushing Radiance every game.

terrorblade isn't that bad

who was Masakary even?

So it looks like EG and Secret will stay shit.

post the webm
you know the one

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Zai what the fuck are you doing bruh.

>na'vi also barely beats vp 2-1

KEK CIS DOTO WHAT A JOKE LMAFO XD

SERIOUSLY YOU NERFED CHEN AND ENCHANT AND ARTYSTYLE IS SHIT, SHIT I TELL YA

true, i didn't count him among the new heroes though

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Is SingSing going to win TI6?

>everyone typing "hold the door" in twitch chat

lel