/srg/ - speedrunning general

dropping a fat, thick, sticky, smelly word on this right here

Nope.

what did he mean by this?

I liked the part where the stream died lol

I don't like gdq's and ive been vocal about that, but whatever helps the circlejerk lol

is he going to stream real yoshi?

is that a UPS?

redeem my medievil

>MUH STREAM QUALITY
>MUH HIGH-LARIOUS GREETINGS FROM GERMANY DONATIONS
>MUH SUPER MARIO MAKER MEME RUNNERS

gtfo

He accidentally became too white again which ruins his shtick

holy fuck the delusion is strong
the marathon is mediocre at best and absolutely abysmal at worst

Slayer please stream monster hunter speedkills in f2/fu. Also why didm't you just start a mh yt channel. You could've made tons of money

who is this semen demon?

naeg you fat fuck get out of here and fix your goddamn marathon

Calm down, autismo. If this isn't some serious false-flagging, I don't know what is.

GDQ '12 - '13 > NASA

>people thinking this is naeg when he's sitting on the couch right fucking now on stream

you faggot shills need to go

This nigga white

come on man you guys are just making yourselves look even more retarded. im sure the meetup part of it was fun but the actual stream was a train wreck, and considering that's the point of it...

I wouldn't expect a grind monkey like you to understand the true speedrunning experience.

>5(FIVE)[QUINTUS]{Wu Xing} hour jrpg """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speed""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""run

>more games
>more runners
>no donations

yeah gdqs were MUCH better, autist

grindxmarxist

hilarious

Reminder that the people shitting on NASA use words like "shitlord" unironically:

twitter.com/VB_SRL/status/734203333469196288

Come on. You have to admit that there are some jokes that really do get funnier every time you read them.

>can get a sex change
>can't fix the gap

what did she mean by this

>thinking nationalism is relevant in the 21st century
truly hilarious

anyone else just laugh at the patheticness of degenerates' lives?

anyone else just laugh at the patheticness of their own life?

>the current year
your time is over libuck

slayer....

Did Twitch just completely cease to function for anyone else? I can't access NASA's stream or anyone else's.

I thought shitlord was a tumblr term?
Like when someone tells you that mayonaise is not a gender.

same here

>thinking everyone is equal

it closed automatically for me a minute ago, but I hit play again and it came back.

nationalism stopped being relevant with the internet
prove me wrong magat

I think he can change his skin color at will.

Whatever happened to the guy that put the apple by his crotch?
Did he eat it?

really understand cosmo's life

>girlfriend leaves him for high schooler
>get humiliated on stage in front of millions of people and one miyamoto
>instead of coping, tries to change gender to hide in sympathyland
>fucks up his body beyond repair using estrogen and soylent
>all his income comes from sympathy because he is a mentally ill tranny

so let's say he wakes up and tries to get his life together as a man

>all of his sjw followers will turn on him
>kotaku and the media who've encouraged this will turn on him
>his income will disappear

but he can't, so he has to (1) keep fucking up his body, (2) keep doing weirder and weirder shit on stream to keep up the sympathy income and (3) further creep out his IRL friends

talk about damned if you do, damned if you don't

these arent jokes

>mayonaise is not a gender

that's when nationalism came back. now the jews don't have 100% control

>get humiliated on stage in front of millions of people and one miyamoto
wait what's the story here?

youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

or 3. end it all
seems like the better option. that fuck can never be a proper man

nice proof dood

jesus what is this guy doing?!

>there's a fucking video of the moment cosmo lost his manhood

...

john goldberg looks like a demon skeleton horror
jewish tranny satan

gay

jesus christ........ i.imgur.com/qjgAnoh.gif

>got fucked so hard he became a girl
is this some kind of hentai logic?

...

Is NASA the biggest failure of all time when it comes to speedrunning events?

it's been fun so far.
And what are they failing? Their donation incentive?

spookathon

it was ok, but naeg completely torpedoed his right to criticize GDQs

hi mike!

Just wait until the next one. You'll see just how wrong you are.

what did he do?
Surely they can take some light jokes? Especially since NASA isn't a particularly prestigious event, bashing GDQ almost automatically becomes self-deprecating humour.

definitely mike or chibi

Yeah, I imagine the next one will be much better. I suppose it would be better to say "naeg torpedoed his right to criticize GDQs until he can run a solid NASA".

>let me see you doing better!1
Feels like the whole SDA oldboi brigade is sitting in the thread.

...

thanks i'm finished you can stop now

not really considering everyone had fun in the end and that was the point? its not like he could use a pcf budget to hire an audio team or something

how does this sentence in any way relate to my question?

degenerate fucking trash

Imagine being this defensive

Finally got WR in Umi. I can finally stop torturing myself fighting endless spawning fish.

Good work brother

*thumbs up*

>really understand cosmo's life

really understand that this nigga can literally turn on any 3D zelda game whenever the hell he wants and rake in tons of cash

Anyone want to play overwatch with me?

You can't speedrun Overwatch

pykn does

you fell for it

hey, what's going on in this thread

pie fuck off.
>only 350 viewers

isn't that the neet cheese squid girl

>cosmo went on to become a tranny and degenerate his body and mind with internet bought hormones, soylent and drugs
>jon numbers went on to be a smash fag and actually punch a hole in the wall at a local

holy shit, how can he fuck up like that so hard?

NASA makes me miss Mike Uyama, the superior marathon organizer.

t. jude

twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/734888481139331072

>His pb is an hour slower than the wr
I guess NASA was really desperate for attendants

\\ HornedAnime