>Emperor, I'm afraid we have a heck of a situation down here
How bad could it be, Tullius?
>According to NORAD, we've got Aldmeri mages coming at us from all directions and aldmeri ground troops pushing in through Elsweyr
You better double-check this with the Oculati. This doesn't make any sense. I'll call the Thalmor.
>Will do.
*brring*
>Yes, this is the Thalmor.
What's going on over there, banana?
>Why Emperor, whatever do you mean?
Banana, I---.. I have uhh.. you're throwing everything you've got at us, banana. We're supposed to be allies, you maniac! We're the ones who made your Thalmor happen!
>Listen very carefully, Emperor! I am not your pet, we Thalmor have our legacy to consider.
I don't give a wooden septim about your legacy! You call them off, Banana! You call them off! .... You know we'll retaliate.
>Oh, don't be so sure, Emperor.
Samuel Myers
>inb4 BUTTS
Chase Robinson
YOUR'RE NO FUN
doody head
Nathaniel Lewis
Post your character after battle
Matthew Barnes
...
Noah Rodriguez
Is there a nuclear explosion going on in the background?
Dominic Gonzalez
There's some sort of explosion happening, yeah.
Juan Flores
lewd as heck dude
Josiah Sanchez
Merge plugin guides tell me to put asset handling to handle script fragments, but they are greyed out on my options. What gives?
Noah Watson
i don't know what your talking about user that troll is obviously a professional masseuse
Nathan Rodriguez
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Kevin Powell
First for Morrowind Brushed. Westly's Heads optional download (don't use them, they suck).
Caius told me that I have to a cover identity which I assume means join a guild. I've heard about the Telvanni and want to join them, should I seek them out or just go with the Mage's guild for now?
Nathan Bell
Fix the first NORAD you mong.
Gavin Garcia
I did.
Julian Diaz
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Luke Garcia
You didn't.
Cameron Allen
I liked it better when you weren't spewing your opinions as fact and left the general because life was actively trying to screw you over
Adrian Young
...
Evan Hernandez
Yes I did.
Asher Wilson
Pretty boring question, but how did Bethesda ever think the LARPy leather armour was acceptable in Skyrim? It's not even thick or covers the whole body. It's a bit stupid that it (and worse fur) would be considered lower level 'armour' anyway, but it's not even aesthetically pleasing for an assassin or w/e else character that doesn't expect to get hit a lot. It's just stupid. And the pauldrons... were they taking the piss? Did they really just not care?
Jonathan Perry
>According to NORAD, we've got Aldmeri mages coming at us from all directions and aldmeri ground troops pushing in through Elsweyr
Wyatt Nguyen
After I saw the post you fucking neanderthal.
Logan Brown
Oh, I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
Julian Martinez
Suck my dick.
Why didn't you fix it after you copied it the first time?
Nolan Smith
If I plan to go full mage, should I go with Willpower and Intelligence or Intelligence and Endurance?
Wyatt Diaz
Leathers and fur are thick enough to deflect at least a little bit of pain so I don't have a problem with them being armors. I will agree that the leather armor looks like ass though.
Wyatt Bell
No I won't.
Austin Morales
do we talk about the card game here
Jason Walker
You mean as major attributes or what you're going to up most levels? Also depends a bit on the race. Should
Juan Rivera
Major attributes, I'm a dunmer.
Sebastian Ortiz
If you can find someone who plays it
Elijah Torres
Do you talk about Hearthstone in the WoW thread?
Jacob Smith
That's a pretty weak argument
Charles Carter
hearthstone isn't WoW: Hearthstone
Legends IS The Elder Scrolls: Legends
the thread is called The Elder Srolls isn't it???
Colton Smith
Didn't work for the MMO, won't work for the shitty card game.
Jog on, skippy.
Jaxson Smith
I didn't mean to say Westly's suck, but that they suck when using my mod, but if you like them that's cool.
Ayden Rivera
>Didn't work for the MMO Just because a bunch of autists scream bloody murder when it's mentioned doesn't mean it "didn't work" It just means that current set of autists are loud
Matthew Bennett
vampires a shit
Ryder Jackson
Hearthstone is Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft.
So clearly it belongs in the same thread as the other Warcraft game.
Luke Flores
>t. Poorly trained peasant
Anthony Martinez
cool buzzwords friendo
Justin Lewis
cumtears please stop raping tesg waifus.
Luis Ramirez
F U N
Tyler Collins
I HATE THE DARK AND I HATE GIANT SPIDERS AND I HATE AOS FOR GIVING THE SPIDERS FUCKING TERRIFYING WALKING NOISES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Carson Baker
>t. peasant afraid of the vampire counts
Nathaniel Powell
>tfw no thicc elf gf
Jaxon Cook
t. cumtears
Brandon Torres
They just want a hug
Andrew Hall
Are you sure, user?
David Butler
ded
Ryder Clark
Nopls
Hunter Stewart
...
Ryan Nelson
disgusting
Andrew Jenkins
Been a while since I've played Oblivion (or Morrowind if that's it) but I don't think long term it matter what the favourite attributes are. It's just an initial boost. Endurance for more health never hurts I guess and I think Dunmer already have decent willpower so you shouldn't run out of magicka and be left defenceless because it takes long to regenerate lower level.
Hudson Ortiz
set when
Caleb Perez
Cumtears having a penis is canon now, right?
Samuel Ortiz
Is SoS for UNP scrotumless or do I need something else to have dick-only grills?
Jordan Davis
balls included
Levi Edwards
There's options for both.
Landon Myers
Too lazy to make an album, mate.
Nope. Although growing a penis is not something that is beyond her powers... I think.
Jonathan Brooks
>do the Blood on the Ice quest, aka the Most Buggiest Quest in Skyrim quest >think I finally get through it for the first time with nothing fucking up >somehow completed it without being sent to or speaking to the mortuary woman to talk about the first victims wounds >now every time I see her in Windhelm I can't enter dialogue and she always says "Large diagonal cut from left shoulder" over and over again Fuck it, she isn't important to any more quests. She can stay broken.
Christian Rivera
of course she can, she can do anything
Connor Garcia
try "resurrect" on her might work
Dylan Cook
I disagree. There's more pictorial evidence of her having a penis than there is of the opposite.
Camden Walker
It's like the buggiest quests are related to solving murders (Beyond the Beef).
Aaron Richardson
Not anything. Just pretend that growing a penis is an adept level Conjuration spell.
Not canon in my story, just on /tesg/.
Speaking of which, Zix, if you're reading this, I like those booru pics.
Jonathan Perry
You should roll with it. She looks better with a dick. Even if you can only see her face, she looks better if you recall that there's a sausage down there.
Anthony Russell
you seem to want people to 'just pretend' a lot of things - I stick to what I said, of course the mary sue can do anything.
Ryder Baker
Then it's your headcanon, not mine.
Looks weird to me, Tbh.
Adam Williams
Growing a penis would be Alteration.
If she summoned a magical penis that she could then attach to herself which would cover and stimulate her normal genitals, THAT would be Conjuration.
Isaiah Anderson
Ah, all right. Sorry, I don't pay much attention to magic.
Oliver Peterson
this is important
Brody Bailey
You ever kicked lettuce Don't
Gavin Thomas
It's okay. It's just cabbage. I was about to say this. It's the way it's always been in /tesg/ stories and images anyway. Speaking of which, is Vinella's dick from SoS?
Julian Taylor
hurts?
Logan Phillips
who looks the best with a dick tesg? bryn, cumtears, elanil, wez, or vinella?
Jacob Phillips
>is Vinella's dick from SoS? Yes. Though in the past she used the one from Futanarium
Landon Ortiz
Vinellers
Jordan Cook
Vinella is best, Cumtears is most improved
Brandon Cox
Wez, Wez! Wez!
Ian Ward
they all look fucking retarded with a dick
Evan Rodriguez
Post yfw Bethesda announces Elder Scrolls VI at E3 2016
Jace Watson
however I will admit this:
In both cases of bryn and cumtears they look fucking retarded with or without a dick, so I guess it doesn't matter
Mason Reyes
Bryn because it matches her huge funbags.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Anyone know of any practical looking armour mods? Been sifting through pages of mods and I haven't quite found anything.
Ethan Sullivan
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Lincoln Brooks
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Isaiah Anderson
Wow that's rude.
Jacob Wilson
shut up faggot
Blake Wilson
It just gets all unbundled and isn't as fun as you think
Ryan Price
>yfw it will be just like FO4
Blake Flores
It will be worse than FO4
Kevin Nguyen
don't say that!
Hunter Johnson
JUST
Sebastian Allen
Put your faith in the modding community user!
Charles Hall
Cumtears: The bitch that can do anything!
Can't kill her, just gets resurrected She kills the DAEDRIC PRINCE molag ball Can smell shit from 5 billion miles away Can spontaneously grow a penis
She cries cum Bleeds tears Spews blood when she orgasm's, which she then drinks which (of course) only makes her stronger due to it being vampire blood.
She's my god damn fucking hero.
She might seem OP, but she's not, the creator said so! I have faith in ridiculous bullshit and even though I'm naive, I, for one completely believe him because he's never tried to pull the wool over anyone's eyes in the past. How can you not have faith in a story like this? From such a reputable source.
It's an amazingly wonderful story that will leave you crying cum.
