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1st FOR THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE A GOAT
>hans raging at his orc morale
>general THIS DEAD on the cusp of major new release
Should've gone historical.
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Xth for he finally did it
youtu.be
Nah, history total war still beats it.
>Tfw you will never be a servant of slaanesh
>tfw you will never spend every moment in constant pleasure
>tfw you will never have a cute succubus (male) wife
why live?
/twg/ is way faster than normal right now though.
>3 day weekend coming up
Lore rundown for anybody who hasn't seen it before release: youtube.com
What's the free race they are going to release later?
I litreally don't know anything about warhammar should I read the wiki before play this?
But user you can already be an openly homosexual neckbeard
strawpoll.me
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The great debate
Pontus
You can, but it's accessible to non-lore fags
The game does a pretty good job of explaining the setting but it wouldn't hurt
twitch tv/helpinghans/v/68201473?t=03h55m18s
>Mork winning
But Gork is better
yes>twitch tv/helpinghans/v/68201473?t=03h55m18s
>cunningly
>not kunnin'
Spotted da git
link broken
Anyone here living in straya steam tells me the game aint released yet i want to play dammit
Amazons never ever
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The game comes out in 5 hours
fucking kek
How many hours left?
>zlatan
someone mark all the high elf colonies pls
STOP ASKING YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
timeanddate.com
>Not going out and bagging Tgirls/Traps.
>Not indulging in every pleasure you can.
>Not spending every night seeking more and more degenerate pleasures.
>Not having six or so girlfriends that you indulge with and get bored with because females can't compare to your trap waifus.
>Tfw Made a crossdresser wear a hijab while I had my way.
It's a sickness and it's miserable when it all cools off. The only way to ensure you don't crash in misery is to seek higher and higher thrills. Don't do it. Living without Slaanesh is good. Have you tried painting? But not too expressive painting.
Nevermind. Forget it.
kek
Pretty accurate desu
Gobbos are craven fools
I'm not going to be able to stay on twg when Warham comes out.
Please comfort me.
>tfw complete slut and failure of a man
Praise be to Slaanesh!
HURRY UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's not my timezone though
>no body modification
>no martial and physical perfection
>no mind destroying music
Do you even worship slaanesh dude?
Aksum cucked da world. Hataz did! He took an Aksum army to Britannia. There wuz NO ONE left to cuck, da wimmiz wuz his.
But Hataz is dead. His Empire is gone. And so we live in EVIL days. The bulls of Aksum have cucked each other instead of their proper enemies, those who ENVY the big Aksum cock.
Hataz must weep, if da dead weep. I would weep in his place, but I would also hope. Da world turns. What wuz may come again. Da fates still spin da web of men's lives. So now perhaps da gods wish Aksum to cuck again. Perhaps a new Hataz will become the bull, bring the BIG AKSUM COCK where there are LITTLE ROMAN BOYS. Recuck the world to a better place.
Perhaps.
>still 13hours of pain and suffering
help
I go to the gym to admire myself in large mirrors. And I guess I should get a Slaanesh tattoo on my inner thigh.
I am still unworthy.
>Steam countdown is still fucked
Hold me lads
use a vpn you daft sod
literally every release ever is fucked with Steam times
>playing Shogun 2: Fall of the Samurai while I wait for Warhammer
>Oka presense is strong in nearby area
>sabotage farms belonging to an Oka town
>increases chance to incite a revolt
>42% chance SUCCESS
>revolt overthrows Oka
>send in troops and occupy the city
>Shogunate BTFO
>next turn
>Oka declares war on me
>their only ally is also my ally
>request help from allies and click accept
>everyone joins my side
>mfw Shogunate ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>13
NIGGER STOP WITH THIS MEME IT'S less than 5
>Going against the Shogun, the true ruler of Japan
>Supporting an Emperor cuck who was the Shogun's little bitch
Shamefur Dispray
4.5 hours mates
Don't you mean 13 hours??
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>want to play Balthasar Gelt
>remember that he became a total tool in the End Times and got manipulated by basically everyone
Is there anything the End Times didn't ruin?
Kislev better be first.
Gotrek and that's about it
New "Where are you from?" poll, including specific European countries this time, and updated for Canadian approval
You're playing in a timeline where the End Times never happened.
stop you are literally retarded. Here's your (you)
>not supporting the God Emperor Meiji
>supporting some fucker instead, who didn't even want to fight and almost surrendered right away
top keko
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>it's a Rome 2 gets stuck at the white title screen episode
I thought I fixed this shit. REEEEEEE
Noice
steam time is wrong it comes out 3am EST
I expected them to go and cleanse the Old World.
I want slaanesh to let me poudner xer dickpussy, while khorne rapes my face, and tzeench turns my boipucci into a cloaca
Wait, holy fuck, Warhammer unlocks at midnight my time.
Work isn't until 12 noon. I can make do on a few hours of sleep...
5 MOAR HOURS
Most of their colonies are just protecting important magical sites and naval checkpoints, they're actually pretty cool with the Empire of Man and stuff.
Best just wake up at 6-8am desu
melatonin up
>still got to somehow sleep and wake up so I don't end up too tired to concentrate
that's what it says for me too,fella
Isn't Brettonia mostly done, it just doesn't have the lords/questing stuff? I would guess that would be it.
Kek
>purple sun throws infantry around like dolls
>cavalry are unphased because they'd have to animate the horse also
just
vote for Mork
But what if you don't wake up? over hundred thousand people die every day...
Giving my vote to Quebec since Im not pitching in with burgerland.
>1 from Russosphere
is that you kot blini?
I pretty much play vidja and wish for death so sounds like a win-win
kitteh
Then the suffering shall end.
N I G G E R S ARE TOO DUMB TO READ ANYTHING OTHER THAN STEAM FUCK. Steam has always been fucked up you retards.
8 AM BST
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Is Bretonnia a RACE? I don't think so.
It would honestly be a pretty low blow if it was considered one by CA
Darren's twitch VC campaign has got me super hype lads
will my system not be a total disappointment (tm) tomorrow?
>x2 GT 650M in SLI mode (about 3GB)
>16gb ram
>i7-3630QM cpu
it was a top end gaming laptop 2 years ago but i'm nervous since my gpu memory isn't that great
Hope you're right, going out to score some blow so I can stay up playing all night.
they're a race of man dipshit
We should post a link to this general in Darrens stream. Then watch as he realizes his entire life is a sham and he is an artificial life form created by twg
Cept hummies are already ingame, is specifically says new RACE in the image
Bretonnia.
Also.
4 HOURS 10 MINUTES.
The new race will be wood elves. Screen cap this
I saw you guys with the antiochus and tomb cuck posting
Wood elf campaign pack will be after Bretonnia.
Bretonnia directly leads into it with Wood elf related events.
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Can cavalry dismount in this game
I always thought it was dumb in Medieval 2 that you apparently glued knights to horses when you pumped them out of the assembly line
>exam coming up
>not watching any stream
>browsing casually
>can't even study with no game as a distraction
kill me
13 hours to go ;)
Nope. Not in this game.
You could in shogun and attila, so I guess it's because they dont in tabletop