/csgog/ (aka magog) - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Definitive Edition

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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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looks like you live around some horny people!! xD

YEEEEEEEEEE

Boypussy > girlpussy

What does this supposed to show?

Did you not watch it? The filename explains it.

>losing to CLG
>with Pita

do any of you guys play quake??

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>be bad
>watch anime
>realise how depressed and lonely I am
>cry

Guys overwatch looks really boring, is it even worth it to buy if I only solo queue?

>overshit
No.

It's casual enough, so I don't expect people raging over games.

casuals rage over games more than pros

You seem like a casual fellow, game will be fun for you

>losing to a literal coach
C L O U D 9

>irukandji has the fucking default penguin as his pic

now im sad i have only 0.16$ on clg

*dips tip*
I didn't realize it's $60 I'm not paying that for a multiplayer game

I play quake live sometimes but I'm trash at it. It's fun though.

shit, really? i thought it was only $40.

>pros not rigging
When will you learn?

This is why everyone shits on na cs

Because you all fucking suck dicks

I did. Although it's mostly CPMA and used to do competitive 1v1s. Used to casually play vanilla q3 CTF before that.

has anyone been using doubledown method to bet skines recently? what site? any success?

yeah, i slam a double down on my keyboard and bet whichever team it picks

>its another cobblestone CT side is overpowered episode

Is c9 actually going to lose to this coach standin lmao

what is cpma exactly? is it like a mod for q3?

Ya probably

Cobblestone is only really CT sided until they are forced to give up dropdown on A. Once the plant goes off and atleast 4 T's are still alive with good health then it is unfairly T sided

Challenge ProMode Arena (CPMA, formerly Challenge ProMode [CPM], unofficially Promode) is a freeware modification for id Software's first-person shooter computer game Quake III Arena (Q3A). CPMA includes modified gameplays that feature air-control, rebalanced weapons, instant weapon switching and additional jumping techniques. It also supports the unmodified vanilla Quake III (VQ3) physics, multi-view GameTV and demos, enhanced bots artificial intelligence, new maps, highly customisable HUD and many other features.

desu old nuke was too ct sided when it the bomb was down and 5 Ts were alive and only one CT.

It not that hard to hold sites
>start round
>smoke long, drop top, deep smoke mid, smoke plat
>put 1 long, 1 mid, 1 plat, 1 drop, and 1 to rotate between drop and danger
Unbeatable

It's $40 on PC and $60 on coonsole.

>tfw Blizz robs from the poor and gives to us

so it's basically q3+

>plant goes off and atleast 4 T's are still alive with good health
You already failed senpai, unless you're literally playing a 5-man-stack-coop eco.

>skradumple

>magog caught on
what the fuck

you never fail until you give up

suck magog :DDD

I'd actually buy it if it was ~$20, that game is not worth $40

That's how I felt.

Supposedly they're going to add more content for free, but I'm not buying on a promise like that even if Blizz has a decent track record on promises like that (by game company standards, anyway)

I'll probably buy it when it hits $20 on amazon or whatever if it's not ded gaem by then.

>Eleague games are in the morning
I could not have been happier

>jdm's awp is named uncle tom
um... gotards? i think we need to do something about this.

Hey guys is E-League only on TV tomorrow or will there be a stream?

stream. look at the hltv page

I really like Fiffy when he gets disappointed and mad at the same time.

condition zero inferno was comfy. we need more night maps. the new inferno should be at night tbhfam

I bet he was so excited to be casting cs, then they put him on the late night NA stream with some stinky brit

i liked new backalley

UNIVERSAL
CHOKING
SIGN

why didnt CLG just wait till the end of ECS to drop Fugsters? He's better than Pita, LILMAN/Rooroo and now it's like 50/50 if they qualify I think, assuming they lose this.

am i the only one that doesnt give a shit about people planting on top of the shit in the lower bombsite on nuke

no i dont care either.

i think if the ts made enough effort to plant on top then the fucking cts can do it as well

yo why isnt steel streaming today? tumblrwatch is out and he hasnt streamed at all

he just said hes about to start. look at twitter

why is moe an analyst

he is a great mind of the game

he's an intellectual powerhouse rivaling thorin in intelligence.

>our boy dust getting on tv
he made it. he's a pro analyst now.

why do you keep trying to force this shitty cg?

it's not shitty tho

yeah it is. stop posting it. it's trash.

you're trash

who /browsingwhilewearingabutplug/ here?

>clg

>tfw no dazed stream
FeelsBadMan

if you're just going to keep posting a shitty cg that no one cares about maybe you should just leave because you're not contributing anything an no one wants you here or enjoys your posts. just consider that.

define "contributing"
i am making posts
i am bumping the thread
so i think im contributing

good post as always
I kinda like your posts t.b.h

you and your posts all belong in /trash/. it's always nice to see your only argument of "contributing" is exists. you create nothing of value and likely never will.

You animeme posters really should just play Overwatch and go to their general, you guys are much suited there

you're so mean! stop bullying me!

maybe you'll learn something but i doubt it.

Crab says:
"kys lol"

nobody should play overwatch

Hey subhuman scum

rate familia

Would tomorrow be a good day to play Matchmaking? Hopefully get a team of five people that aren't griefing and complete retards?

kys u shitter

i dont get it. also, who's jaro?

Pasha

why is the ka from polska removed???

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>mfw all the retards are leaving csgog for overcringe and only cute animeposters will be left soon

triggered

>mfw

based

best girl desu

desuwa~

>T on Empire
>push A hard
>team follows
>some retard molotovs our exit and sits on his ass in the doorway with his fucking AWP collecting EBIN K:D
>he keeps doing it
>we keep having to go B
>B where every T entry point is godawful
>can't votekick him

>Empire
why tho

I'm really, really tired of playing de_dust for eternity, so I tried out the new maps.

I'm not sure what to think.

>csgo took a bigger hit than tf2 with the release of overmeme
gotards

if you're still playing tf2, you're not gonna switch off it pretty much until tf3. those guys are autistic to an extent we cannot yet fathom

It's fucking scary.

youtube.com/watch?v=MMbHNhxh1G4

This is an actual thing. They have "friendly" servers where you spam emotes at eachother and crouchwalk around, and you get banned if you kill the other team.

dudelol