Dota 2 - /d2g/

>Our lass Llama confirms it: Strats are being saved!
What did she mean by this?

Whats the best hero to play while sipping a superior grade oolong tea from the Wudang mountains of China?

>Champions League’s total prize money pool is around €1.257 billion for the 2015-16 season

How can Esports even compete?

now you have to main sven

Which one of you are Achmed Goldstein?

I fucking know I'm playing with a shitter from this thread

But soccerball has like 11 players.

Ogre + rop + mango

>hitting stuff is fun

FUCKING
GEG

they downgraded soul ring into bloodstone too
116 MANA PER SECOND
TO
12 MANA PER SECOND
good trade m8000

>only Veeky Forums can have the funny jew maymays

REMINDER TO BUILD GREAVES ON EMBER

silencer when he had curse of the silent

why would you ver reply 3 times even tho no one gives a shit? And its some sort of propaganda collage that actually took effort to make hence it looks out of place?

You suck at your job dude

O so you are new

>taking a guess that is now for all intended purposes confirmed
>Strawmanning
>retard lacks reading comprehension

how can someone be so stupid

>Incredibly farmed sven two hits one of the weakest heroes in the game that is also half his level

WOW, SVEN IS OP GUYS

Why not pick Bloodseeker vs Slark?

>use soul ring active
>it gives me mana

>"upgrade" soul ring into bloodstone
>use bloodstone active
>it fucking kills me
Dotards??

Its pretty easy to tell by looking at the kids. Most Asian children look pretty hideous and then suddenly turn beautiful when they are adults but I am sure that is a natural part of their growth right?

>2 battle furies

>Soul Ring active removes 150 HP
>Bloodstone active removes all your HP

Hmmm...

time for aids

You get all your mana back if you kill yourself tho

Uhm, that's standard on Emberino, newfriend.

>"upgrade" hotd into satanic
>no longer dominates
>no longer gives regen

literally the worst item in the game

They nerfed his connection to the speed force.

>picking bad heroes to counter good heroes
What a classic and unfailing plan

cleave is an orb effect idiot

How long until the swedes rage and tweet about the lack of token vaginas?

you mean his medicolorians?

>orb

No such thing in Dota 2, amigo.

Sorry your mom does let you have TWO BATTLEFUIRES

>Singsing gave up on Oyveywatch already

based

>no magical awoo girl hero

Dotards?

hopefully soon because I love laughing about it

glad purge isn't casting

wow if only their were any decent females in english dota at all
even khanzeal would be ashamed

...

Would you pick sniper now?

You mean HoTS 2.0?

damn was it that bad?

I'm scared llama will get relevant guys
Please hold me

based cap

Capitalist is a gibbergabber? Disappointing. I was starting to warm up towards him after all these years.

>Milk brings the opinions
Who would have guessed milk was our guy all along

Did he say why?

Game looks like ass

>No such thing in Dota 2, amigo.
all dota items
dota2.gamepedia.com/Orb_of_Venom
dota2.gamepedia.com/Ultimate_Orb
dota2.gamepedia.com/Refresher_Orb
and one league of legends item
dota2.gamepedia.com/Lotus_Orb

Hello birthday boy. How old are you now?

:sarcasm:

LMAO FUCKING V1LAT

>person is interested in dota ?
>its a girl too ?
>holy shit she needs to be casting the TI finals
cant muslims hurry up and kill all the swedecucks already

>tinker

>BLACK
>WAGA
>CHARLIE
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE

25 here, I haven't had any time for dotes today, I'll have some later tonight!

Thanks for remember me!

>watching llama instead of maut

...

Based 1991 bro

>you will never be female
>you will never have fans just for existing
>you will never be 4k but watched more known than most 8ks
>you will never make a living off lonely virgins and redditcucks (aka /d2g/)
>you will never laugh at the silly boys and say you're a lesbian

Damn, women have it too easy for dota.

>can't use my hats

Why didn't ribbit catch on to this?

mid doom in 2k

rate my meme

>Lotus Orb
>In League of Legolands
They cant even fucking code a wall to truly eliminate a projectile. I doubt they could put in Lotus Orb without breaking 50 interactions in the game

2/9k

clueless goy giving away free (you)s

>akke's comment

God damn it fuck off. I know your team fucking sucks nowadays but stop being a beta bitch and post garbage like that. The mindset of these tools makes me boil. Almost makes me want to see a major hosted by only black women and other minorities only to see the total fucking meltdown that is bound to come from it. Almost.

Would rather sheever over maut desu.

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>They cant even fucking code a wall to truly eliminate a projectile
well neither can valve
reminder that chronosphere is supposed to freeze miranas arrow
and dont fucking get me started on -armor

yet we are so few

when's riki getting reworked
this hero is bh on crack

WHO'S

THAT

CHAMP

>vulkan release
>spend a day trying to install it
>break x
>don't know how to fix it
I guess I'll go back to windows

Id that's Necro, you're getting reported

naix

>Maut
>Nahaz
>Charlie Yang
>Waga

Explain this shit dotards

J/K no explanation needed it's the good old nepotism and GG agency forcing teams and """"""""""""""individuals"""""""""""""""""

>dying to prevent enemy from denying tower
>""""""""""""""""""PROS""""""""""""""""""""""

k

>making a career out of observing

how do they do it

alch who gave away asu

Sexism.

>shit all over a bristtleback in lane
>he's 0/3
>tp's in to counter gank our mid and trilane
>gets an ultra at 10 minutes
>unkillable for the rest of the game
Really loving this meme back

ursa

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

same happened to me against ember

raped him in lane

he went top and got a double, then went bottom and did the same

>chronosphere is supposed to freeze miranas arrow
Really? Thatd be pretty fucking neato. Ive actually always thought that itd be cool if it froze everything with any kind of travel time, even shit like Mystic Flare. Just have them all freeze on contact anbove the sphere and drop all at once. Itd be weird trying to decide what does and doesnt get a pass on that though.
Couldnt they just make it so projectiles that touch the sphere get slowed to 1ms? Nobody would notice them if they went that slowly.

>weppas and skrff are the only reason dota is watchable
>lol how are they getting payed for this xD ^^
GEE i dont know user

>tfw you're the oldest person in the thread

Dotards?

>pick NO DMG
>lose
wow

>chrono stops projectiles
WANT

to my knowledge, he didn't sell any items when his team lost

The once and future king

>get 4 kills out of nothing
>lose 1-2 towers
>wow how does this guy have good networth must be comeback!

How is that not viable? Kill yourself.

If he went Agh's before Oct, that would be 110% viable reported