always afk jungler with zero game impact ruining all lanes being irrelevant
Ethan Robinson
Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.
Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.
Samuel Brooks
Beesa playing the feeder.
Christian Price
post memes
Aaron Gray
>feedsa
Brody Ortiz
>it's a "very minor inconvenience happens to 1 player on your team in the 3k MMR bracket and he decides to give up at 10:00 and throw the whole game by feeding on purpose, then your team wins 1 team fight without him at which point he realizes he doesn't really want to lose the game so he starts trying again, but his feeding from earlier game the enemy team too big a lead and he's too far behind so you lose anyway" episode
Really? I watch this episode at least one time every week.
Colton Ortiz
It's actually embarrassing how FDL are actually easily top 5 NA
Matthew Hall
But NEETs can't play carries in Dota because they can't even carry themselves IRL lmao.
Alexander Smith
Post lewds!
Blake Gray
why does bloodthorn have the same sound as iron talon?
Aiden Long
>valve suddenly decides to break bunch of players' keybinds for no reason why?
Jose Moore
Why does DC slaughter all American teams except shazam? I mean come on. They've all been wiped a few times in a row and they haven't learnt any new tricks at all? They can't adapt to DC?
Isaac Hughes
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Joshua Morgan
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Liam Long
>Dotards will defend this
Elijah Lewis
because they are an EU pro team with some random NA shitter picked up to play offrange
Connor Cox
>Slark starts sperging out because he can't free farm lane >Tell him to calm down >Spergs even harder >Surprise surprise 20 minutes in we're winning the game and he's caught back up >Win Why do people always give up in the laning phase? Is it the LoLbabby in them? Do they just have the instinct to surrender as soon as one cog is busted in their strategy?
Connor Barnes
I'm fairly sure it's just DC going to the lower bracket on purpose so they get to play a few more officials. I mean, they'll likely play shazam again in the lower bracket next and just like in the manila qualifiers I'd put good money on them stomping them.
Jaxon Smith
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Xavier Garcia
>passive relies on getting hit >doesn't want to get hit ?
Wyatt Jones
>Damage enemy Heroes 10/15/20 times with 100 Magic or Pure damage within 10 seconds
What is this even asking you to do? Just deal 100 damage? I played a long game as kotl and only got 6/10, I couldn't figure out what I was doing that made the counter increase
Matthew Hughes
>beesa is a former gulagite >literally getting raped in front of a bunch of people over and over again
Can't say I am surprised. He's so shit. Does that make him even MORE of our guy?
Luke Sanchez
just pick axe
Josiah Wilson
We gulagites love to get raped.
Dominic Sullivan
agreed
Isaac Young
guess hero
Dylan Jones
within 10 seconds, damage enemy heroes x amount of times. Each damage instance must be at least 100 damage, and either Magical or Pure. literally LoL: The Quest
Nicholas Lopez
Boogaloodota is AN ASS
Aaron Lee
>Go away from team and die >Well no I was surrounded by carries that saw heroes diving the tower but did not go for the kill I don't know what planet you're living on where carries do not try to get kills on vulnerable opponents. It's a mentality so strong that the countertactic (baiting) is one of the best ways to secure kills.
Henry Thompson
Is this autism?
Christian Green
>tfw you've been a very bad girl and need a strong carry to punish you Who wants to be my strong carry?
Christian Brown
Just pick fucking QoP here's your build.
Bottle -> Boots -> Euls -> Aghs -> Octarine -> Mjolnir -> Boots of Travel -> Scythe of Vyse
William Davis
>beesa shits his pants when ritsu ERPs with him How can such a loser be our guy?
Dominic Hill
bRING bACK rOTK dOTA
Connor Moore
Looks like EE taught w33 to watch anime and he still watches it which must be why DC are doing so well
Blake Morgan
fuck rotk
>im doing this for chinese dota >helping the ragtag team of newbies >to bring something back for when i was a kid and older dudes put up with me n shieet >leaves ehome right after TI >His new team does worse than Ehome
Cameron Edwards
Help me.
Ethan Cox
>Raped by the 2nd best NA team next to Complexity No shame in that
Shazam always beats DC in honeypots though. Shazam is clearly better. But I doubt DC will beat CoL. CoL is top NA
Kevin Robinson
>Nik
please
Jose Sanders
How is your mind feeling Nik?
Liam Nguyen
?
Brody Peterson
>Hello my beautiful goddess, I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a woman. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon
Cameron Baker
what if there was a feast that removed mana instead of hp
Benjamin Cruz
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Noah Cox
>THE NIK NARCOTIC IS AMONG US
Adrian Brooks
>reddit whined about autoexecs >valvecucks remove something that's been in source games for 10+ years >have to redo all of my cfg's Fucking reddit fags
Jayden Roberts
>Winrate going up after constant buffs over the last several patchea >Still can't play him What's the secret /d2g/?
Aaron Green
>tfw want to send this to a girl but she is too good for me and I can't entertain her Oh well. It's a great line to score brownie points though.
Luis Morris
Your build needs to be Daedalus into 5 rapiers.
One punch.
Tyler Bailey
what if there was lifesteal for mana
Jaxson Smith
Only a anime watching sandnigger called Muhammad living in Dubai has unlocked the secret to playing him as a core. Everyone else has to play him like badDisrupter
Jack Bennett
>/d2g/ turns into autists the moment they see some romance
Fucking niggers.
Cooper Moore
Attacker is slav.
Joseph Garcia
what if arrow was global
Nathaniel Rivera
So, watch more !Attacker, is that it?
Dylan Stewart
his first name is literally mohammed. check his twitter
Ethan Taylor
Run him in offlane with undying. Shit's hilarious.
Gavin Torres
what if glimpse was global
Jonathan Jackson
what if sun strike was global
Jaxon Wright
>Mohammed "Attacker" Almheiri is a professional Dota 2 player from Dubai who is playing for Samurai Champloo
Yeah sure man.
Connor Jackson
is it in dota imba :^)
Cooper Hughes
what if zeus ult worked on couriers
Sebastian Ross
What if I found true love?
Oliver Mitchell
what if there's an item that lets you burn mana instead of hp when activated
Levi Clark
what if culling blade was global
Kayden Morales
What's wrong with that post? What do you mean?
You'd enjoy esports more than you do, because true love means perfect right?
>Relocate the fountain to enemy ancient after a close game >Watch as they struggle to tank the hits
Angel Watson
What if Naix could Infest Roshan
Nathan Howard
>buy compendium on alt account by mistake >can't trade to main because I haven't made a purchase recently on alt >can't gift because dota level isn't high enough >wait a week for item to become tradeable >have to wait 24 more hours for pending trade
Can valve just fuck off all the retards that get scammed ruined trading completely
Justin Richardson
what if sunstrike only worked in the day?
Daniel Williams
what if you could ice blast towers
Daniel Cox
what if you can only use black hole during night
Elijah Smith
what if, during night, the suntrike came out from the ground instead of down from the sky? like the sun is shooting through the world?
