Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/21988/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

Previous thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
dota2.gamepedia.com/Cleave#Splash
youtube.com/watch?v=IDFjvw_7Vks
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Ivanka tits

nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

>British 'people' trying to play dota

this game reminds me a lot of my games

always afk jungler with zero game impact ruining all lanes being irrelevant

Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.

Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.

Beesa playing the feeder.

post memes

>feedsa

>it's a "very minor inconvenience happens to 1 player on your team in the 3k MMR bracket and he decides to give up at 10:00 and throw the whole game by feeding on purpose, then your team wins 1 team fight without him at which point he realizes he doesn't really want to lose the game so he starts trying again, but his feeding from earlier game the enemy team too big a lead and he's too far behind so you lose anyway" episode

Really? I watch this episode at least one time every week.

It's actually embarrassing how FDL are actually easily top 5 NA

But NEETs can't play carries in Dota because they can't even carry themselves IRL lmao.

Post lewds!

why does bloodthorn have the same sound as iron talon?

>valve suddenly decides to break bunch of players' keybinds for no reason
why?

Why does DC slaughter all American teams except shazam?
I mean come on. They've all been wiped a few times in a row and they haven't learnt any new tricks at all? They can't adapt to DC?

...

...

>Dotards will defend this

because they are an EU pro team with some random NA shitter picked up to play offrange

>Slark starts sperging out because he can't free farm lane
>Tell him to calm down
>Spergs even harder
>Surprise surprise 20 minutes in we're winning the game and he's caught back up
>Win
Why do people always give up in the laning phase?
Is it the LoLbabby in them?
Do they just have the instinct to surrender as soon as one cog is busted in their strategy?

I'm fairly sure it's just DC going to the lower bracket on purpose so they get to play a few more officials.
I mean, they'll likely play shazam again in the lower bracket next and just like in the manila qualifiers I'd put good money on them stomping them.

...

>passive relies on getting hit
>doesn't want to get hit
?

>Damage enemy Heroes 10/15/20 times with 100 Magic or Pure damage within 10 seconds

What is this even asking you to do? Just deal 100 damage? I played a long game as kotl and only got 6/10, I couldn't figure out what I was doing that made the counter increase

>beesa is a former gulagite
>literally getting raped in front of a bunch of people over and over again

Can't say I am surprised. He's so shit. Does that make him even MORE of our guy?

just pick axe

We gulagites love to get raped.

agreed

guess hero

within 10 seconds, damage enemy heroes x amount of times. Each damage instance must be at least 100 damage, and either Magical or Pure.
literally LoL: The Quest

Boogaloodota is AN ASS

>Go away from team and die
>Well no I was surrounded by carries that saw heroes diving the tower but did not go for the kill
I don't know what planet you're living on where carries do not try to get kills on vulnerable opponents. It's a mentality so strong that the countertactic (baiting) is one of the best ways to secure kills.

Is this autism?

>tfw you've been a very bad girl and need a strong carry to punish you
Who wants to be my strong carry?

Just pick fucking QoP here's your build.

Bottle -> Boots -> Euls -> Aghs -> Octarine -> Mjolnir -> Boots of Travel -> Scythe of Vyse

>beesa shits his pants when ritsu ERPs with him
How can such a loser be our guy?

bRING bACK rOTK dOTA

Looks like EE taught w33 to watch anime and he still watches it which must be why DC are doing so well

fuck rotk

>im doing this for chinese dota
>helping the ragtag team of newbies
>to bring something back for when i was a kid and older dudes put up with me n shieet
>leaves ehome right after TI
>His new team does worse than Ehome

Help me.

>Raped by the 2nd best NA team next to Complexity
No shame in that

Post steam

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/ :3

Shazam always beats DC in honeypots though. Shazam is clearly better. But I doubt DC will beat CoL. CoL is top NA

>Nik

please

How is your mind feeling Nik?

?

>Hello my beautiful goddess, I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a woman. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon

what if there was a feast that removed mana instead of hp

...

>THE NIK NARCOTIC IS AMONG US

>reddit whined about autoexecs
>valvecucks remove something that's been in source games for 10+ years
>have to redo all of my cfg's
Fucking reddit fags

>Winrate going up after constant buffs over the last several patchea
>Still can't play him
What's the secret /d2g/?

>tfw want to send this to a girl but she is too good for me and I can't entertain her
Oh well. It's a great line to score brownie points though.

Your build needs to be Daedalus into 5 rapiers.

One punch.

what if there was lifesteal for mana

Only a anime watching sandnigger called Muhammad living in Dubai has unlocked the secret to playing him as a core. Everyone else has to play him like badDisrupter

>/d2g/ turns into autists the moment they see some romance

Fucking niggers.

Attacker is slav.

what if arrow was global

So, watch more !Attacker, is that it?

his first name is literally mohammed. check his twitter

Run him in offlane with undying.
Shit's hilarious.

what if glimpse was global

what if sun strike was global

>Mohammed "Attacker" Almheiri is a professional Dota 2 player from Dubai who is playing for Samurai Champloo

Yeah sure man.

is it in dota imba :^)

what if zeus ult worked on couriers

What if I found true love?

what if there's an item that lets you burn mana instead of hp when activated

what if culling blade was global

What's wrong with that post?
What do you mean?

You'd enjoy esports more than you do, because true love means perfect right?

...

what if there was cleave for ranged heroes

What if reaper's scythe was global

What if instead of sunstrike sunspot

what if hook was global

What if /d2g/ had a team that was top 2 NA?

what if weaver could timelapse towers

Dendi wins group phase TI.

There already is

dota2.gamepedia.com/Cleave#Splash

What if there were genderchange cosmetics?

what if culling blade could deny allies

What if wisp could relocate the fountain?

yes please

youtube.com/watch?v=IDFjvw_7Vks

Wicked sicko!

what if you could force staff towers

>Relocate the fountain to enemy ancient after a close game
>Watch as they struggle to tank the hits

What if Naix could Infest Roshan

>buy compendium on alt account by mistake
>can't trade to main because I haven't made a purchase recently on alt
>can't gift because dota level isn't high enough
>wait a week for item to become tradeable
>have to wait 24 more hours for pending trade

Can valve just fuck off all the retards that get scammed ruined trading completely

what if sunstrike only worked in the day?

what if you could ice blast towers

what if you can only use black hole during night

what if, during night, the suntrike came out from the ground instead of down from the sky? like the sun is shooting through the world?

What if you could use Infest on enemy heroes

what if black hole killed everyone inside of it

what if you could hotd heroes

>I touched an aegis once

what did she mean by this?