/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

>Ah, I remember Minato's girl...
>...
>Uhhh what the fuck was her name again?
>I know it starts with a K
>Konan?
>No that was that orphan kid I trained
>C'mon Jiraiya you know this
>She was there when you became Naruto's godfather
>Damn it I can't remember women's names if they're under a D cup

>Konan
>d cup
mate

>hoverhanding
For fuck's sake Obito, Kakashi is so ashamed of you that it gave him cancer.

Ever seen her without her cloak?

>Every Akatsuki member has lost their cloak in their final fight.
>Konan didn't.
Kishimoto is such a fucking fag, I swear.

Rin actually looks cute there, stop posting these images that make me feel anything other than hatred towards rin.

Eh, good enough. Thanks.

Kishi's a prude. Couldn't have a girl taking off clothes in a fight.

Not liking Rin is just a meme, bro.

>Kishimoto is such a fucking fag
Who would have guessed
No problem.
Rin is a cunt though, what she did to obito was wrong even if he was retarded.

She was a loli last time Jiraiya saw her during that conversation.

How the hell did this general suddenly explode in popularity. What the fuck happened within the last half hour or so.

>what she did to obito
What did she exactly to Obito?

Jiraiya predicted her future boobage.

>last thread
>65 posters
How is that exploding in popularity?
I should have said kakashi, her jumping in front of his chidori was just wrong.

Waifu's were brought up again.

65 posters is pretty good considering the fact that most users lurk

I know I usually do

lmao no it isn't, this thread is also alot of me and someone else.

Truly a great Sage of the Ero Arts

Don't flatter yourself. I'm an average resident.

>Just got to the part where haku is naked in the woods with naked
That's a girly dress

> How is that exploding in popularity?
We had 66 posts over six hours last night. We notched over 80 in the last 45 minutes. That's an insane spike.

>I'm an average resident
If you could see all of my posts in just this thread you'd see it makes up almost half if not more.

Yours? You mean mine.

no mine

I average around 40 posts a thread. Not much to you, but I'll post MAYBE 20 times a MONTH on the rest of Veeky Forums.

Guys, come on. It's like you don't know Veeky Forums is just one person

> all this e-peen measuring over who posts the most in a Naruto general
For what purpose?

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To give credit where credit is due.

Fuck off faggot, you either make posts or you don't and i make posts.

Rin always looks cute

>This guy doesn't measure his entire self-worth on how many posts he has on an anonymous imageboard

What a FAAAAG

I'm the First Hokage of /NSUNSG/, I'm one of the most active people on here

You wanna count posts of this thread then bitch?
What eps is this from?

You're really holding on to that title aren't you?
I totally understand. I would too.

197-198

Hmm, I want to say thanks but you also posted Rin...

Fuck it, thanks.

Nacho could have beaten them.

> judging total post count from one thread
I've only posted in this thread about four times. I've been at work for the last five hours.

A loop of that distance shot of Karui pummeling Naruto has some serious comedic potential

HATE RIN
I'm the one who made the original /nsunsg/ thread.

Well, I'm the 3rd Hokage and I see I'm one of the most active here. 2nd can't be here since he's the translations guy.

Hahaha I don't really care about it. Like three people said I am, so I'll roll with it.

I just hope people don't think I'm getting up myself when I say it, though. They will, though.

Wow, really? Then I was one of the ones in the /v/ thread that preceded it, discussing with you about starting a general! Veteran general buddies!

You fools! Don't you know that the more screentime a character gets, the worse they become?

That's why the side characters are superior

Stop being proud of making the most posts, you're just embarrassing yourselves

So you're the Will of Fire of this general?

Nah, he'd be Hagoromo.

I was in alot of /v/ threads, we originally tried making a general but it quickly got canned, we made a second one and here we are today.
Sure? Doesn't the first hokage have a huge spill about the will of fire though, he's also the one that started it all.

Or Kaguya.

So what the fuck is Samehada

How did they even make it

Ok well i have to ask who created the civilization?
Kaguya was the first person with chakra i assume and then what?
It's another shark, he didn't make it it's possible it's even somehow related to him, since no other swordsman had it before him.

/a/ is Kaguya, the raw untempered anger towards the series. Veeky ForumsHagoromo took that anger and taught us Ninshuu in the form of this general.

Then, if you follow the timeline I posted recently, you can track the point where it went to shit.

Kisame got it from Fuguki Suikazan

i don't watch the show, well i did but i stopped after the pain arc.

Kaguya came to earth, planted the God Tree, became a benevolent bunny goddess who killed anyone who stood against her with mind magic, got knocked up, gave birth to two sons, passed on her chakra, tried to kill them, got sealed into the moon, one brother got the short straw and had to keep watch (yeah like that worked), and the other wandered the land, spreading his teachings of love and peace, which he called Ninshuu. As expected, everyone took the power and thought 'We COULD use this to understand each other and have eternal peace...or we could use it to murder each other and wage war for millennia.'

>I'm kaguya
Wanting to fuck myself doesn't sound as great as just wanting to fuck kaguya.

If you created the original thread, you're Hagoromo, which means you instead want to fuck you mother.

With a mother like Kaguya, I can't REALLY blame you, even in world without Oedipus

Well, either way, Kisame killed him because he was leaking classified information and took his sword.

>Want to fuck my mom
This also sounds pretty bad as i do think incest is genuinely wrong.

Goddamn he is such an ugly fucker

Well, if it helps, she's an alien.

Alternatively, just use Creation of All Things to modify your entire genetic structure in such a way that you retain all your powers, but are no longer her biological son.

Yea kisame is far better looking.

>Modify my genes so that my mom is no longer my mom
Yea but i mean i'd still know she was my mom and that fucks it, i guess i could just erase my mind but the fact is she'd probably say "why son" or some shit.

You're clearly strong enough to seal her into a moon, you could probably wipe HER memory.

Or if she's into it, just tell her to not refer to you as her son and THEN wipe yourself.

How can he fuck his mom when he had his mom inside him for most of his adult life?

>inside him
She was inside the moon right?
>Kaguya being into it
That's kind of sexy but at the same time makes her a degenerate.

Believe me, I spent a decent amount of time looking for a better looking picture, but, yeah.

Stop putting a damper on alien paradox wincest, buddy.

>Better looking picture
Kisame killing him so atleast i could see kisame.

> degenerate
You can't judge an alien by human standards.

She lives on earth, so yes i can.

>She was inside the moon right?
No, she wasn't inside the moon until after Hagoromo made the petting zoo.

He had both the gedo mazou and the full juubi inside him. Which means both Kaguya's skeleton and her whole chakra.

She's not even in the current dimension, and spent the majority of her life orbiting the earth.

Yea but we don't know an exact time frame and it's possible he could have took her out.

So what the hell is Kisame? He was like that before he even had Samehada.

Sasuke died during the haku fight, how does part 1 and 2 play out?

A sexy beast, that's what he is

I think it's some kind of sage mode, or his mom fucked a shark, i'm not really sure.
Isn't that an image of dwayne the rock johnson?

Kishi ends the manga one hundred chapters in because there isn't any more of his husbando to draw.

They were the best fucking duo

I hope it was a sage mode. That would've been pretty cool.

The Mist probably just has clans of people that look like fish or sharks or whatever

I thought it was cool

>part 2
Better.

>i do think incest is genuinely wrong
>incest is genuinely wrong
>incest
>genuinely wrong

true
agreed

...

Obito, Nagato and Konan would be too busy crying over their dead waifu/husbando to celebrate valentine's day

Same with Zetsu with his mom.

WOW THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW

where did the shino is op meme come from?

Not sure, but I think it's because he's won the only 2 fights he's been in.