/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>Marathons
Midwest Speedfest:
- Cancelled

SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Same place as Midwest Speedfest
- gamesdonequick.com

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MzcGnxK19io
youtube.com/watch?v=rUY5YXjSr20
youtube.com/watch?v=LbW60xXO2ro
livescience.com/40247-ashkenazi-jews-have-european-genes.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Midwest Speedfest:
>- Cancelled

What went wrong?

tfw post marathon depression

*does a little dance*
what do you think about THAT one, boys

reminder to get hype for the return of mr. k in non-contra conference marathons

tony

the hotel went broke installing fiber optic internet thanks to the resolution made after last year's disaster and sold to the city to become another parking lot

Do you have any REAL world records, user?
youtube.com/watch?v=MzcGnxK19io

Guinness denied my WR video twice

someone post the list

Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrow
rachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
cosmo
cfb

well it medievil

wheres yaru

birth of squid poster is away from srg he is sick today sorry

unconfirmed?

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who will kill himself first, cronikeys or cosmo?

cosmo

hopefully cronikeys soon afterwards

Cronihaters need to leave.

what if I don't hate croni, but I just think he's kind of loony?

that's her best attribute

is croni dating anyone or what

>her
cultural marxists out

mumble crew out

We started the "muh original console hardware" meme back in the late 90s when emulators started becoming more popular, and it's honestly what I regret the most only because idiots like speedrunners are falling for it even now and I can't legally end your shit life before you cause more damage.

culturalxmonkey

cronkr

who is we

is bill whittle speed related?

youtube.com/watch?v=rUY5YXjSr20

no croni

what bathroom do you use croni?

Cronikeys is based. Stop White genocide

Millennials

why are you white knighting a dude? are you gay

If Croni and nkr ever met, nkr would probably yell all sorts of disgusting epithets at her

then she'd back him up against the door and they'd waste the batter for 10 white children all over each others stomachs

>tfw a millenial
I didn't ask for this

go on

transgender freaks like cronikeys are speeding up white genocide. if cronikeys wants to stop white genocide he should have had some kids.

Name a better NASA run:
youtube.com/watch?v=LbW60xXO2ro
Pro tip, you can't.

croni's not even white moron

they'd bond over a nice Chinky's (general tso's chicken and lo mein) and a box of wine. they'd watch Fox news all night lying down in a 69 position, relieving the tension built up over a long campaign

what is he then?

jewish

cancer

>not appreciating the humor of secks' rom check fail run

the king is live

modern jews aren't a race you idiot, ashkenazi descent jews are white, plenty of jews identify as white

and i identify as 1st place

he's a cuck so yes

nice try croni

Jewish people have very specific defining features that separate them from others of European descent.

wrong

no they don't, they are mostly greek with some german

wrong again

Cronikeys is from Russia

>tony ogbot
>billy

Didn't he force this game into oblivion and make a huge deal of Billy 2016 only to do 'attempts' for 3 days then never streamed ever again? Where's Squid?

this is all true

he didn't even submit billy for his own marathon it's only in because based sxrx forced him to

then there's an even higher chance that he is mostly european, doesn't croni also have blue eyes?

But can he even run the game at a respectable level

I think they're brown

>runs at a respectable level

those are banned at mwsf

livescience.com/40247-ashkenazi-jews-have-european-genes.html

Shut the fuck up talking about an irrelevant tranny freak who forces himself here despite having note connection or interest to speedrunning.

Absolutely fucking embarrasing, sort it out.

What the fuck are you doing? Fuck off.

>i know fucking nothing the post

croni post butt

*squawks*

does croni have a boyfriend or not?

she's dating goose

yeah its me

>gets mad and tries to act like you're not in the wrong after being told to shut up about posting tranny bullshit in a speedrunning thread
>actually posting bottem of the barrel nu-srg monkey tier shit

Yeah, fuck off

squid its 4am go to sleep

NKR tries to get Squid away from the thread to increase his chances with Cronikike: The Post

lol

penguins desu

post your NASA albums

>you will never have a relationship like duke and beneziaa where you speedrun after shoving your fat bodies inside of each other
>you will never have a bunch of speed friends

>nu
could ya find something different
there's like neo new, or just flat truth of shit hc meme

Better to be a has-been than a never-been.

no im going to sleep squid

>tfw duke stream

oldboi...

OFFICIAL /srg/ SPEEDCHEESE TIER LIST v1.2

>God Tier
Pepperjack. Gouda, Epoisses

>High Tier
Munster, Roquefort, Tyrolean Gray, Colby

>Medium Tier
Provolone, Mozzarella, Cheddar (Sharp), Parmesan, Sakura, Herve, Halloumi, Limburger, Colby-Jack, Manchego

>Low Tier
Queso blanco, Ricotta, American (Yellow), Cheddar (Young), Brie, Paneer, Passendale, Havarti, Gruyere

>Shit Tier
American (White), Velveeta, Pimento

move monchego up one you nigger

take a hike fatty

Anti-White

is an speedrunner a athlete?

look at this fuckin DOOF

zio tony's is based af tbqh

>that ass

>de beareded lady

cute butt

#eatingasandwich

Will Caracarn ever be able to show his face in the speedrunning community again, after getting exposed that hard?

how was he exposed

imagine using copyrighted material on a livestream
*plays imagine dragons - radioactive on stream while using images from a baseball game without the express written consent of mlb*

the speedrunning god himself Crumps2 went on twitter and called him out for restreaming a baseball game

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>no subs yet
hello darkness my old friend

He was exposed as a criminal.