/owg/ - Overwatch General

It's High Noon my dudes

First thing in the corner
What do i see
A pile of turrets
Shooting at me
I close my eyes
I run away
NO MATTER WHERE I GO THERE'S NO GETTING AWAY

That's when you kill him and write NINJA KOROSU BESHI in /match.
Repeat until the enemy ninja is no more.

>when you kill the meifat on the other team over and over until they ragequit

>when someone else picks Winston with you

and I thought the gorilla was fun before

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no one gets this reference grandpa, stop posting IT

symmetra version when?

Zenyatta and Symmetra have the greatest skins desu, hare krishna baby

Fuck this, from now on if the game puts me in a match where my teams average level is 10 and we're vs a team that has average 25, I will just fucking leave before it counts as a loss

There is no way this is fair, I don't want to play McCree or Widowmaker and tryhard and break a sweat just to carry fucking retard teams in this dogshit rigged matchmaking

Also fuck 20 tick.

What's wrong with D.VA?

I think I'm the most cancerous person here

I deserve to be potg but instead someone pressing q gets it

Where can I buy a discounted copy of the game as an Australian?

I'm a tard at learning maps. Is there a good map guide out there?

>guy quits team
>someone else joins
>they quit
>the first guy who quit comes back and leaves immediately

Mei can go suck a cock, I've realized It's usually a waste of time to pick fights with that bitch

Reminder that every doujin about the game that isn't gayshit will be about Roadhog mindbreaking all the girls

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>Wear Yellow Skin as Winston
>Scream "OOGA BOOGA" in chat whenever I get a kill
>Get a 26 kill streak
Why is Winston so based?

Why does my mouse feel like it has a lower FPS than the rest of my game?

Its like the cursor lags despite the game running at 60 FPS

how long does the leaver penalty last? I heard I have to finish a lot of games but I'm not sure of the exact amount I should play. Do bot games count too?

good post!

>average objective time: 00:03

symmetra

my daughter

Reinhardt's ult seriously need a buff

Shit damage.

Too big of a critbox.

Like, Winston and Dva have similar damage output, but Winston can hit multiple people at once. D.va stuck to one person, with the same mediocre damage at point blank.

WE'RE ALL ANIMALS

So I decided to play a bot match as Symmetra and i did shitty

Decided to play her since I hate playing Torbjorn and I fell in fucking love.

Won 4 matches in a row. She is so fucking fun and no one (at least in the early levels) has any idea what to do to her

>Reinhardt runs onto the point even though I have turrets all over the ceiling/walls/on top of the bell since I can have 6 at once and can stick them on any flat surface (Or between the bushes in Hollywood Point A which was fucking hilarious)
>Everyone underestimates her damage with her gun, choose to reload when I get close
>Shields are spammable as fuck, and if you team doesn't suck you can play more offense than you do defense (like this game)
>Teleporter is gamechanging

Is a good Symmetra the ultimate carry or did I just get lucky all four games?

>Want to play Genji
>Some nigger always instalocks him
>If I pick him I'll be that faggot who made us have 2 Genjis

help

>human farm doujin
>Reaper and Widowmaker are the masterminds

is this a lot of damage?

it bases it on the last 20 games. you have to get your stay average above the minimum for those 20

Why doesn't Roadhog get paired up with Zarya? They are both huge and hate robots. She's the only girl that could handle the whole hog

do NOT compare niggers to gorillas

How are your stats so shit

>run a rape train with Zarya
>win match holding down the domination point the entire time
>obvious premade opponents all vote for their healer and then leave

PUSSIES
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>35 fucking eliminations with torb
>5 commends for some mercy who healed like 2000

i dont understand. i've literally never played better.

>tfw I love Symmetra
>tfw her range is so shit and her right click is terrible
>tfw her turrets are too visible

pls buff bliz

>playing with friends
>they joke about how the play of the game was underwhelming and skillless

Im so tired of hearing these dumb jokes after every game

Maybe the game has mouse acceleration/smoothing. Or maybe you need to turn on V sync.

Pepper#1745 add me lads lets play for that xp boost

healers automatically get lots of commendations

>most kills on team as Symmetra

"We lost because we had too many offensive heroes"

>tfw no one ever appreciates the Reinhardt

How the fuck do you even beat 2 widows while attacking?

>enemy team always knows where you are
>get shot from anywhere and it instakills all support / good offense
>stupid amount of health and utility to escape

>joke
maybe they're being serious fagolor

>Be 76
>Mercy starts pocketing me
>Whenever she gets low I can drop a health station

feels gud

NA?

I do much better on DVA than Winston.
Using boosters is much better way to get around than winston leaps.
Multi target dps is really irrelevant when you are hunting snipers.
If she was even harder to kill than she already is the character would be insane.

>tfw already bored of this game so started running around as recon bastion trying to get potg
why are basically all the buyable skins shit? Skin farming could've been a long term goal if blizzard would just stop making retarded re-colored skins take up like half the avaiable skins to buy. This game really only have ass and nothing else

surely the people you wiped 35 times are lining up to thank you for it

>PoTG is Reaper getting two mediocre kills on two Tracers, not even an ult

What a great system they've implemented.

>play with 3 other friends
>we shit on Torbjörns and Bastions everytime they get PoTG

real fucking skillful putting up a sentry

us east

>pick reaper
>buy the Wight skin
>spout KKK propaganda and shit talk any Lucio, Symmetra, Hanzo, Mei, Pharah, Zenyatta, or Winston player regardless of team
>whenever you get PotG you say it was an act of ethnic cleansing

people don't look at the stats yet, they are just like "oh yeah, that bitch healed me once"

Damage boost + tactical visor has to be one of the most ridiculous things in the game

>last point of Watchpoint Gibraltar
>enemy team switches to two Bastion and one Torbjörn

Roll D.Va and jumpjet into one of them
Literally a free Widow kill

>in the middle of the game
>friends keep fucking inviting me

Holy SHIT what has to be wrong with you they do this EVERY DAY AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

I don't think there's anything more satisfying than blasting someone with Zenyatta and then floating over to kick them in the face.

Post DVA statistics.

I can't play at the moment, but I hope you don't mind me shooting you an add for another time.

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He gets commended every game

>he's being serious

Rienheart advance

>still can't skip potg

reaper is hispanic lol

Am I cancerous?
PLEASE I NEED HELP
SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS

>first two purple and first legendary skin are all for characters i will never play

Why the fuck are mei and widow players such faggots?

I'm not bitching about them being overpowered, widow's average and mei is trash. I'm bitching about how every goddamn time our team has one of them, they're actual trash. Plus every other round there's one faggot who will play widow or mei on offense and when my group tells him not to they either respond with "widowmaker can be good on offense too" which isn't true, or the 'it's just a game' meme.

Our group has a friend who always plays mei and always fucking sucks at it. I'm the dedicated luciofag, and every time I try to get close to someone to heal them, there's a fucking wall of ice in the way. If there's a random who wants to play mei, even if we're on offense, guess which character there's gonna be two of?

We once had a game with two widows and two Meis on offense. Fucking triggered.

thumbnail made me think it was a girl's backside

>tfw playing against a team of tanks + zarya

that was so aids

S-sorry Bill. I just wanna play with you.

If you leave it counts a loss numb nuts

>VBIED the point
>team runs in
>VICTORY

>mcnigger ambushes me
>fails his literally a disabled person can pull this off combo
>kill him
>teabag for good measure
>explodes in chat

Gas all mcree players

hahaha

well place turret desu

>potg has the same song every time

>Spoiler

Wait until the Part 5 anime.

if you have more than an hour invested in Bastion play then yes, you are cancer

Literally cancer.

>first 2 legendary skins are for characters i already have origin skins for that are better

I just found this.

How do you get good at Zen?

yes they do

*heroic music plays*

>at least 28 fucking minutes long game