/owg/ Overwatch General

nah man, it tells you the damage you did when you get an elimination

I know I can't aim for shit on anyone except Mercy

for some reason I'm able to perfectly unload on peoples heads and get solo kills regularly

I just came across someone named "smurzilla" or something of that effect blowing the pub away with a pocket Mercy, wearing legendary Pharrah and Reaper skins, and using unlockable highlight intros as well.

Until now I've never been tilted by someone on my team.

>Tfw 9 hours as Junkrat.
>Tfw 42 minutes as Zarya is my second highest played.

Help me.

>Playing D.Va on Tower
>Point contested at 99%
>Boost into the whole enemy team
>Knock them all off the point and two of them off stage
>VICTORY

>Shadowplay video of it is corrupted and only has the audio
FUCK

I WANT TO KISS and sex PHARAH

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10/10 would hug.

INSTRUCTIONS

>circle in green your would-do's
>yellow for maybes
>red X for no
>blue heart for waifu

I fucking hate /owg/

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>tfw googled Pharah's voice actor

Illusion broken forever.

>type WE'RE ALL SOLDERS NOW in chat during hero select
>we all go soldier on attacking hollywood
>absolutely fucking shitstomp the other team

>type IT'S HIGH NOON while defending
>we all go McRee
>absolutely annihilate the other team with constant stuns everywhere moving in groups of 3

Holy fuck that was great.

>tfw merci will never save you

why is genji so strong, dude hits like a truck, even from range

28 dmg per shuriken resulting in 82 dps is not a truck imo

BEST GIRL

>Omnics are machines
>Machines are physically superior to organic life in every possible way
>Zenyatta has less HP than every human in the game

Explain this.

Blizzard please give zenyatta 200 health

I hope in the future they add servers like TF2 had. I think that really brought out communities in the game which helped it survive as long as it has.

Or at least do something about every game always just being 6v6.

>complaining about Tracer

Nigga just trap her

>decide to play a game before work
>attack\defense
>fail attack
>For 3 minutes they won't even let us leave spawn
>fail def instantly
I see nothing changed for me from beta. Oh well.

Anyways at what point can i leave the game and still get exp? Because i don't want to watch 2 minutes of POTG and slow crawling stats bullshit and if i leave before i see them all i get nothing.

What an annoying offense

>less than every human
who is tracer
who is D.va?
Otherwise i'd agree that it's BS

>Newfriends calling Legendary skins "Gold"

I wish I was naive enough to have never played one of Blizz's shit games

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Currently with the way maps are, any size larger than 6v6 would be too much of a clusterfuck.

WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

they should just make his health 50armor/100shield so he can survive a fully charged widow bodyshot

>tfw its high noon

Yeah if they add custom servers with more than 12 players they need to add custom map support as well.

I'd be okay with that too honestly, Widowmaker just makes him not worth playing

>haven't even launched TF2 in over 6 months
>I still press reload after every 4th junkrat grenade instead of shooting the 5th

>this entire time I have been firing the scattershot directly into people thinking it will explode off their body or something
>turns out it doesn't even activate if it hits a player before hitting a surface

Hello darkness my old friend.

>Tfw 90% win rate.
>Only play healer because no one wants to.
>Entire game outcome is based on me choosing a support

wew lads

>call oranges legendaries with my friends
>one guy that's only played fps games thus far always confuses legendaries with magenta drops

kek

>playing both Overwatch and DOOM
>Overwatch makes you reload
>DOOM has no reloads
>used to TF2 and its auto-reload

play zenyatta and bullet punch people to death

discord orb lets you kill squishies from like 9000 range

don't go near mcree

You gotta hand it to blizzard, they crafted a game so unbalanced and so inconsistent with hero strengths that they can call it "a new genre" and get away with it.

Why the fuck does reaper basically get to be le wacky dodge mans but also heal 75 health every time he gets a kill with his "fuck you 100+ damage cannons at midrange"

Why does zenyatta basically die to anything in existence that looks his way meanacingly.

Who thought making a character turn into the tf2 sentry without rockets was a good idea?

Why is this game musical chairs the shooter?

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hanamura as attackers is so fucking cancer what the fuck

It would be nice if they added custom map support and private servers but I don't know if Activision Blizzard will ever allow it.

>constantly getting error LC-202, disconnecting from almost every match
>go back and forth with Blizzard and xbox support
>dozens of other people posting about it on Overwatch forum, no response from Blizzard

kill me

>no damage fall-off
>no fall on projectile
>projectile is faster than hanzo's arrow
it's still better than what most others have.

>would-dos and a waifu
You and everyone who responds is a degenerate.

Who in their right mind would ever play the shitstain known as Symmetra?

>her gun does ass for damage and has less range than Reinhart's hammer
>shield only gives 25 health
>sentries deal a pathetic amount of damage unless you stack 6 on top of each other (which is never a good idea), and they are very easy to kill
>only useful ability is her teleporter
>her character design is also terrible

>playing torb
>press Q to switch back to gun
>ult instead because it's overwatch
FUCK

less viewers than LoL already. Dead game confirmed. Wonder when it's gonna be f2p

Zarya is fucking hot

Wish her hair wasn't pink tho

here's the reply

Choke points: the map
This fan art makes Symmetra a lot more attractive than she really is.

>watching Twitch

18+

last thread everyone was talking about radical changes to the game or completely reworking characters.

Here I am just hoping they implement changing voice lines / sprays / skins in the hero select room.

Blizzard called a panic meeting when they saw the twitch numbers. 50% desperation sale tomorrow.

Don't bully Symmetra!

>temple of anubis
>set up sentries and teleporter by the stairs on the right side behind the fence
>spam right click down the ally
>anyone who even looks at you dies

She's the most situational hero in the game you only play her on first point or early payload.

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gitgud

mei is not thick, she is just wearing a big coat

prove me wrong

>inb4 sfm model editing false info

>sentries deal a pathetic amount of damage

they also slow opponents down immensely which is why you put them in places your teammates can cover you

her gun goes through rein shields and lets you charge ult fast as shit

25 shields is super important to characters like zenyatta and tracr

When is Reinhart and Bastion going to be deleted from the game?
I'm really having a lot of fun being 2 shot by Reinhart's hammer despite him having 2.5x my health.
I've lost 4 games now because of 2 Bastions just sitting down and holding down the right mouse button as they get kill over kill over play of the game.
I'm having the time of my life when a Reinhart flies at me at huge speeds to one shot me on a wall and walk away because of his 1000 health shield.
tldr:When are these disgusting abominations going to be deleted from the game?

I'll never get tired of hearing someone falling off the map, that shits hilarious.

good goy. the only content we need are unlockables. Be sure to buy lootboxes for the highest chance of getting the skins that you want.

Reminder that Pharah x Mercy and Soldier x D.va are the only good ships

>she's white

I wasn't expecting that

you can see her phat ass in game m8

>shipping

Are you a 12 year old girl?

is this game the newest call of duty?

I expect to see Bastion whining, but Reinhardt is a new one. You're not even bottom of the barrel. You're literally underneath the barrel.

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How many legendary skins does everyone have? Just 1 here (Junkrat)

>2 shot
try playing a character that isn't tracer

>yuri
Puke

save me from this hell

>Getting close to Reinhardt as Tracer/Zenyatta and complaining his piddly 75 damage is killing you

You deserve it

ITS NOT FAIR

>2 shot by rein's hammer

hammer does 75, do you exclusively play tracer or zenyatta? Either way stop getting in range of him when you're a squishy

>2 bastions

pick junkrat an spam them out

>getting hit by a giant screaming german man

my dude just get out of the way

I wish

>playing dva
>wanting to win

something needs to change

Create a sentence describing a Overwatch character

I'll go first

Torbjorn
When you don't want to play the game

Yeah bro. Just play soldier 65 or whatever his name is. All the other heroes suck LOL

Question, how the fuck do you beat shit like double Mei or especially double Lucio? 2x Lucio just heals so much and they can time their health boosts and ults so no one ever dies

Besides removing being able to stack classes

sweet heaven

Bastion
Lv1 favorite character

DV.A

When you play 20 games and get one decent triple and post it on /owg/ telling everyone she's not shit and you need to get good

You're right. She's not thick. She's obese.

>only 2nd most damage

trash

>mei
literally velma

>not aardvark pays off
you had one job

Check out D.va, her aim pattern is similar.

Bastion

Blizzards handicap friendly hero :3