Spessmen on a space station: /ss13g/

Just wait for summer to come and the Overwatch hype to fade out

Also low/med pop > comfy low pop > clusterfuck high pop

>four hour round

it's not really dying but it needs people to give a shit about letting people know it exists.

people used to make threads on /v/ and shit. they don't anymore. now the only new players we really get are word of mouth and passerbys on Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums is a terrible place to find out about video games.

did I help create the idea of worldstar golems that one time denkouz created us to fight some antag? because we ran around going WORLDSTAR beating up some murderboner guy

Summer is here. This time last year we had 70+

It's five in the fucking morning on a weekday and the server isn't located in fucking europe or australia so most players are in american timezones.

highpop has been around 30. there's no shaking it, we need more players.

Is futa gay?

have we played bus station yet?

Have you added Martians yet?

Yesterday morning I watched a round with two players and an AI.

We need to get more players on the server. It isn't an admin thing, or a coding thing. It's a "go make a damn thread on /v/" or "tell your friends" thing. Veeky Forums isn't supporting us and if you look back, there's always been /v/ threads.

I did it last time and don't really want to be the one to do it again and again. These hours should be 10-25 players but we get half that, and as said, except for a brief blip during no rules we've been high pop around 30-40 players for the last month.

its fucking deadpop probe what did you expect

the secondlife kids got really mad about them and shitposted them to death in a week because they're not bipedal earth animals

What I just said. 10-20 players. Not 5.

It's 15 now

there's 15 on right now

but the site says there's 15 players on right now

Double traitors and an AI, thank you very much

15 connected. The manifest is a better bet unless you're an admin and can see the breakdown.

Last round there were 25 connected and 12 were ghosts.

>Implying

We got Niggly and Blithering working on the sprites, with Unid making better support for multiple hands.

This stuff's more or less done.

Maybe if we had mini on rotation lowpop would be way more enjoyable

Oh wow, people motivated by their gimmick work hard and are generally not being swarmed by anyone that can move. Imagine that.

From high population? Yes

Get a real job or go play deathmatch elsewhere on something meant for it like call of duty.

reminder you can save Veeky Forumsstation all it takes is at least one /v/ thread a day

Yes, nothing like some of the most toxic people on Veeky Forums to really improve the quality right?

Yeah, just look at you

Hmm?

Uhh?

Ok, I'm gonna letterdrop my local community. Prepare for AUSSIESTATION 13 HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Yes, nothing like some of the most toxic people on Veeky Forums to really improve the quality right?
we're on Veeky Forums tho

Honestly I've found the Veeky Forums community to be worse than /v/

Yes, and? /v/, /tv/, and /co/, are a hell of a lot worse than us.

>mock others for waifu'ing characters
>fall for a new character on the station
>want to keep her all to myself

What have I become.

What department does she play as? I bet I can guess the name by just knowing that

Science

Damn, I rarely hang out near science.
Anne Tagg?

Engineering

Irene Baer or Felicity Rivera?

why did conner become a girl

>Niggly
dropped

He told me it was because Conner was too unchill of a character and it was making the way he played toxic. He has definitely toned it back from what I have seen. He is still a fag.

CRYSTALS

WHEN

Replace the bottom right with walrus-men and we have a deal.

>bunny race
Please I can't be more of a faggot than what I currently am

are we seriously getting crystal race?

no

they start with leap and can only eat carrots.

Just watched 2 NYC sec officers get their arrest valids on an IRL greyshit dindu
Was a beautiful sight

well we are getting martians so why not crystals

Please explain. Looks like an interesting story

>be on a train passing through queens on my way to JFK airport
>homeless guy doesn't have a ticket when the conductor comes along
>obstinate about it when pressed
>Train Captain calls two nearby sec over
Bum went into full dindu mode and refused to acknowledge that he had no ticket or money.
>sec runs his information, gives him a court summons, and starts talking about kicking him off the train
>it escalates to a full scale chimpout as I get off at my stop

Not sure if it actually ended in taser and cuffs
He surely will get arrested in a few months when he inevitably ignores his court summons
because he doesn't even have a current address for the letter to be mailed to

MAGA etc etc

Hey guys today is Omega's 17th birthday

FUCKING SEC GRIEFFING ME

fuck off there's no way he's seventeen

He was 15 when everything happened.

PROBE! WHERE'S THIS WEEK'S POMF FACTS! YOU SAID THERE WILL BE POMF FACTS!!!

don't be a tease just tell the story

Shh, probe's sleepin

My girlfriend just left to work, time to sneak under Probe's covers and cuddle him tightly!

jesus christ it's been two years
he waifufag'd too hard

HERE COMES THE FUN

Upon further research and investigation, my scientists and I have concluded that was meant for and not your post. The scientist responsible for this error is now on probation.

>Hating on the Vox Captain.

Well, there's a gimmick that I'm not doing again, tonight.

Also the new round end clips continue to suck. It reminds me of the tryhard TTT servers that'll have random music playing over the end of the round.

How can such things happen?

vox are not meant for head of department roles

I liked you

>Negative, Ghostrider.

ok what the fuck have i missed? I've been gone for almost 2 months.
anyone bored enough to explain?
looks obvious but I like the spicy meme details

where can i view the map renders for bus station?

neither are clowns or corgis but sometimes shit just happens

Look at the send date, these memes are too old for your time.

If you missed omega, you'll never get to relive those times thank god

>2 months.

This happened two years ago mate, before I left for ages, fucking newbie

holy shit wasn't even a real girl
just a guy playing as one who didn't even hide the fact that he was a guy

Waifus are a helluva drug

Count meow-t!

hoo boy

Was wizard antag and killed for valid reasons. Next round over, threw a tantrum and threatened to metagrief and kill the people who killed him if they weren't reprimanded. by Ys (Trial Admin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

During the same round as the metagrief threats, he was the HoS and seemed to heavily abuse his power against specific persons, as far as killing someone by harmbatoning after a borgs stunned and is in the process of cuffing them. Need another admin to look through the logs to give a second opinion, doesn't feel right accusing and banning someone of something so serious as a trialmin. by Ys (Trial Admin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

Not robust enough to be HoS on Veeky Forumsstation by dekret (Based Chickenmin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

Player seems to have a short temper, gets incredibly pissed when he dies, doesn't consider the fact that maybe an antag actually killed him.. by Rei1226 (Game Admin) on Tue, May 6th of 2014

Extremely prone to whining in Adminhelp/Spamming Adminhelp about the lack of RP. Believe's he's being Metagrudged. by MrFoster (shitmin) on Fri, May 9th of 2014

Will literally whine in adminhelp about anything. Literally adminhelped today because two people were yelling at him to pay them money in-game. The two people did not harm him at all, or even touch him, yet he still felt the need to adminhelp about it... by Rei1226 (Game Admin) on Fri, May 9th of 2014

Stated ONLY law 0 as borg during malf round. Seemed unintentional, but who knows. by BurnZeZ (CoderOgre) on Fri, May 30th of 2014

Autism by Konater (Eternal Admin) on Fri, May 30th of 2014

Starting clopping his hooves together when he had an ID with the name of Rainbow Dash...yeah... by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Fri, June 6th of 2014

Nearly killed me with a welderbomb :(. Swore it was accidental and I guess it could have been so I gave him a warning. by MidnightGlow (Trial Badmin Extroardinaire) on Mon, June 9th of 2014

Started adminhelping, asking for "dispenser glitches". Looks like he's trying to learn how to be a haxxer. :V by N3X15 (Nexis) on Tue, June 10th of 2014

Adminhelped after being lynched post-game (antag results posted). When I told him the rules next round, he spammed ahelp telling me to fuck off and that I was "embarrising" [SIC] him. Lied to Jj about the events after Jj inquired. by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Wed, June 18th of 2014

Please mute + warn this player when they spam Adminhelp. /*DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS RAMBLINS*\ by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Thu, June 19th of 2014

I've come to a decision that the player is either 13 years of age or has a severe case of downsyndrome by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Thu, June 19th of 2014

See above note, it wasn't the downsyndrome unfortunately - PM: Omega949->Jjenjr: on second thought, ya i'd like to become an admin. im a mature 14 year old and ive been moderator on 4 different minecraft servers by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Sat, June 21st of 2014

Banned from pAI, AI, Cyborg, Mobile MMI - Got borged by a roboticist who found their dead body. Proceeded to arrest the roboticist twice, spout such wonderful comments as "law 2 doesn't apply to sec borgs", and generally a shining example of how NOT to secborg as well as lie and claim the roboticist killed them. by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Wed, June 25th of 2014

***WARNED*** During a ling round PDA messaged Angelite asking what they do at the start of every round when they're atmos techs (apparently they wave and smile at eachother) to determine if she was a ling or not. Pretty much metafriending/metagaming by Rei1226 (Game Master) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

Rei that is disrepectful to people with down syndrome. I am offend. by Jjenjr (Barney the 420smokeweedeveryshif) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

>ONE question
>You don't even answer it

I don't blame you, but FUCK angelite you're savage X'D

t. killette

>im a mature 14 year old
kek

mega.nz/#!4sdkELgb!cDvYTIW4ZIrH5jvttMnlOzFs5kE0fU4jbfqsPoAYQiM

When admins start shitposting in your notes to eachother, you know you're autistic or fucked in at least some other way.

>12 gigs of dolphin porn

How did you even collect that much?

Am legit concerned he will harm himself if taken away from Angelite. Furthermore, watch him near Angelite. He will take her side no matter what. Tired to kill AI after he (me) read their PDA messages in a Ling round. (See Rei's note 7/3/14) by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

His waifu a slut by Trifle (Bestmin) on Mon, July 7th of 2014

From Steamgroup: 6:31 PM - Omega949: im cmo tell me where you die. // I made a joke about ":g dorms" and he rushed to help me. Watch him for meta. by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Mon, July 7th of 2014

as the legend goes angelite was flirting with a boner over pdas and- knowing how omega (aka chase villandi) would react, told the boner "don't tell chase"
chase was told anyway and had a mental breakdown, hounding the boner as an observer, spamming looc with "DON'T TELL CHASE" over and over again
this lead the entire community to the unanimous conclusion that omega needed to be taken away from the game for his own good
it didn't really help him

A lot of it is just the same video, looped over and over again with various M.night shamalan movie soundtracks playing overtop

it's quite a normal fetish heaps of people are into it dont judge.

Omega also followed Angelite on to lifeweb and shat that place up for months. That part isn't well documented however.

is he the reason why ERP is banned?

no, erp was banned after his time

>I started playing at the age omega was during this shitshow.
>By comparison the worst thing I ever did was write SS13 fanfiction for my english assignments.

Man I've lost too many years of my life to this game, and specifically to this server.

>Jacob Hunt snores
kek

What made ERP banned then?

>fanfiction
post it