/owg/ - Overwatch General

Severs seem laggy to people tonight? I'm seeing people hiccup and warp around.

t. 45-50 ping and 103 fps

Someone said that playing vs Hard bots = regular human v human xp, is that fucking true???

im in love with memes

DEFINITIVE WAIFU TIER SET

>Waifu tier

Zarya
Mercy

>Would love to fuck tier

Widowmaker
Pharah

>Would love to thigh fuck tier

Symmetra

>Would enjoy a rape tier

Tracer
D. Va

>I guess i'll fuck her tier

Mei

>Why is the writing in the animated shorts such garbage?
It's blizzard

Can I ask why the fuck is Widowmaker allowed? There's nothing you can fucking do unless you play as one
>le quick scoping xD

The Pharah one was complete trash.

>I barely know how this game is in soloq
then just try it?
would be one hell of an experience

How far would Mccree fall down the ladder if his right click was removed? I never see Cowboy aim.

POST YOUR PROGRESS

>killed a friendly hanzo like this as junkat
Least I killed the Genji

Genji seems pretty hard to play as, but he's almost unstoppable at times. What's his counter?

>local dwarve steals dickless japenese man's potg
>inb4 voting for yourself

Pharah!

so far into the trash that he would be a Battleborn character

git gud

I try my damnedest to take them out every time I Hanzo. I'd say it's a 50/50 that I get them or I get reemed completely.

mines better

You know she needs to remain scoped for about a second to get a full power shot, right?

Why not just give him a shotgun that does 300 damage but he can only fire once every 3 seconds.

You can't seriously defend the quick scoping in this game. There's 0 punishment for missing a shot.

Prepare to get memed on friend

last place

I think he works fine as a "fuck off flankers" character, just lower the damage of the fan slightly so it can't shit on tanks

Oh god it looks like she's giving birth to a baby but she squeezes too hard and just liquefies the whole thing

That watermelon is way too red

:^)

I just did
git gud

Yeah, but it's bad even by Blizzard standards.

>this mema again

>Zarya will never carry your child then crush the baby as it leaves her muscular vagina

Because his whole fan does 420dmg and having 420dmg on a single shot would be blasphemous, ain't it?

GO WINSTON

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO AIM

Have you tried not standing in one place?
Regardless I hear Winston kicks her in the cooter pretty hard.

>more fuel to the flame

I've been a mega shitter since release so ive been recording this shit

also because >tfw no decent potg for 15 levels

>That watermelon is way too red
are you alarmed by this extremely gory picture as well?

Why is Hanamura so defense biased?

im not even that bad
there was a guy with 18hrs only only mercy and that was hours ago

It's already basically a shotgun. He already kills the vast majority of the roster in a single fan. It makes no difference.

No pomegranates are fucking delicious

Watermelon should be pink, not blood red

which champion should I play if I frequent /r/cuckold

yeah but like, enjoy other heroes too

>play soldier 69
>3/4/ gold medals most games
How do I become gayer with him?
I already toggled the ally health bar in the options.

>play of the game
>it's junkrat killing himself with his ult

healslut

Bastion is literally the meanest guy in the game

You might not understand him but he calls everyone cunts and screams like a retard when he shoots

can i pls stack with you

>When you're on fire in less than 15 seconds into the game

winston x mercy

Wiki says the flashbang stuns for 0.7sec
it should be 0.5 or half the time it takes him to fan the 6 shots, that's a reasonable nerf

I like Zarya's frontline gameplay way too much, too bad it's still tough to kill unless I literally have 100 meter

Okay soldier man

time to peep

being on fire doesn't count if you're playing lucio

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all of them, maining is for autists and humans product of rape

>absolutely stomp the first 2-3 games
>lost every game since then

can I get carried again please, I think that's enough

>Pick Hanzo
>Press scatter arrow
>Acquire instant skill

Epic, simply epic.

i consider myself

literal cancer

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This happened three fucking times this match, love bouncing people off of cliffs with Lucio.

i made up my mine that im only going to play her till i get imp mercy
im starting to regret it
maybe but i mostly play with a full party

and then you get raped because there is a second person

Like every map in the game is defense biased
Hanamura B and Vodka Industries B are the worst offenders though

>That Mercy plush
EVERTIME, BLIZZARD, I KNOW YOU CHECK /OWG/, I'LL PAY ANOTHER 40 U$D SOLELY FOR THAT PLUSH

how man
how do i play that guy
enemy team plays him = extreme flanking pain in the ass that is impossible to kill with his e and does all the damage
i play him = no damage that can maybe kill a bastion twice

>dude, let me in, i'm a fairy

>5 minutes into Numbani
>Haven't even capped point yet
>I have most eliminations
>As Lucio
End me.

pls no bully

play support

>wants to fuck brown women and aliens
>wants to rape the white ones

who could be behind this post...

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I don't understand what's bad here.

How accurate is this now?

if you think about it, this happened to me on the asian servers, done by a korean player

and what are koreans good at? besides starcraft 2? maths

therefore koreans are the best hanzos

>tfw saw the skin and thought someone from here actively found me in game and recorded kicking my shit to post here just like he said he was gonna do back in beta

luckily it wasn't me :^)

have you tried turning you sensitivity to 50 and just double jump on the point?

12 wins 17 losses

HOW DO I KEEP LOSING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone running a group on xbox? Playing solo is giving me cancer.

>I've been a mega shitter since release so ive been recording this shit
Good. Id do it myself but Im at work and youre doing Gods work proving all those chucklefucks 20 Hz is not a meme

Widowmaker isn't an alien she was experimented on and lost all the oxygen in her skin so it turned blue or something

sent :^^)

>HOW DO I KEEP LOSING
keep doing what you're doing

>falls off at the end
every time

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>mfw already got 2 legendaries at level 13
djinnyatta and fool :^)

if you wanna do it just play genji

ping/tickrate is so fucking important for genji i guarantee atleast once a day i get fucked by this 20 tick shit

how much damage does fire strike do?

NO

>Widow works better if you don't even aim for the head

lol

:---)

ay mios dio

>Open loot box
>See a Widowmaker spray
>I'm 100% fucking sure I have this spray but it doesn't say duplicate
>So sure that I actually check my sprays for Widowmaker
>2 of her sprays are the exact same fucking preview picture but the icon is that picture at a 90 degree rotation.

Get. Fucked.

I've seen it a dozen times and its still fucking hilarious

I want the Hayseed skin reee