/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

2x wolfrider + savage roar =12 dmg combo and you get to keep the minions

Sorry for blogpost but FUCK.
Classic legendaries unpacked in order:
>Hogger
>Gruul
>Millhouse Manastorm
>Lorewalker Cho
>Harrison Jones
>Golden Lorewalker Cho
At least it was a good pack.

>and you get to keep the minions

that doesn't even matter desu

thats a weird way to spell dust devil

place your bets laddies

crashing this brawl

run pays for itself 100%, maybe 7-9 wins

Oh woe is you a free legendary of your choice. Do you have a patreon? Do you need emotional support?

>brb gonna try to actually make alarmobot useful

>Stealthed Doomsayer

>Y'sharrjmobot

>Another constructed brawl with wild cancer
Amazing. It only took them a month to kill Hearthstone.

...

user, you know how its hard to deal with aggro?
Now aggro with all ALL wild cards available AND they get stealthed the first turn. You better do your shenanigans NOW, in half an hour we will all die from zoo, shaman, and all kind of charges decks.

I killed my opponent turn 4 with superaggroshaman. turn FOUR user. Easiest brawl ever. With a perfect hand he could have died turn 3 possibly.

Feels good

>"I dusted all my non-standard cards and now blizz isn't catering to me what the fuck is this shit"

>I dusted all my card like a good standardcuck

I dunno if Zoo is a beneficient here. The whole thing of Zoo is being able to remove whatever you play, then hitting you in the face. Now you can clear with StealthScale

>stealthed wyrm
>stealthed apprentice
>stealthed waker
>stealthed tony

this is exactly why I tell everyone since the announcement to keep their fucking wild cards.

it's not worth it. you can find one win with a brawl with no wild cards. I'd rather have the extra dust.

>ever wanting to deal with GvG/Naxx cancer
again
>muh /tv/ buzzword

4 mana 7/7 STEALTH

>it's not worth it.
I dont know man, I'm using them in brawls, vs friends, sometime I go fuck around in wild to do my quests. Why would anyone willingly lock himself from a part of the game is beyond me.

>GvG/Naxx
>Aggro cancer was almost death

>Cuckstandard
>TROGG RULES
>*Totem Noices*
>*Wolf howl*
>477

so whats the most broken fucking deck in this brawl?

Since I have Deathwing the Dragonlord and most good dragons, except Chillmaw, should I craft it and play an N'zoth Dragon deck?
Or it loses so much to aggro that it's not fun?
Also when will TGT leave standard? Next year, right?

They're both awful, user. It's over. Brode won.

Kek

what does he even say? "Hit the lights"?

>GvG/Naxx
>Aggro cancer was almost death
>TROGG RULES
>*Totem Noices*
>*Wolf howl*
>477

>Cuckstandard
>TROGG RULES
>*Totem Noices*
>*Wolf howl*
>477

>Decide to see what friend is doing
>He's playing wild
>Rank 12 vs rank 21
Man, wild must really be fucking empty if this shit is happening

>turn 7
This is actually pretty reasonable for 40 damage. Well done.

ask him how long it takes him to find a match

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

What a horrible brawl.

Custom decks have no business in brawl, especially when they're all broken as fuck if you have the right cards(YAY *MORE* MECH MAGES AND SECRET PALLIES!).

Guess I'm only getting my pack when I eventually get a queue against myself while dualboxing. This is fucking ridiculous.

>innervate+alarm-o-bot
>if not then; turn 2 doomsayer, explosive sheep, or mana wraith
>turn 3 alarm-o-bot

I'm done for this week but I beat a priest with my alarm-o-bot shenanigans. Thanks Mech-bear-cat for the extra stealth!

Another brawl that's impossible to win on f2p accounts. I guess I'm going to skip the pack this week.

I'm f2p and won the brawl

It's actually a glitch. It's showing his standard rank instead of wild since he's higher up in standard.

Sure thing bro

you can tell they didn't think tavern brawl through in the long run and are scraping the barrel for ideas now

>tfw just threw every windfury minion and a bunch of totems into a deck and won my second game

Oh, also, last week I kept getting people that would do shit like turn 1 coin into argent protector(or worse- cho or thrillho), buff up recruits then *immediately* run the damn thing into mechazod(it dies, of course), throw wisdoms into mechazod, throw away 1/1s constantly, etc.

Where are all these dumbasses now?

>all the tier 1 constructed decks are even more broken, the brawl
Real good playtesting blizzard.

>Are jews my master

Why did she mean by this?

Finally a reason to play Light Beast and Mass Dispel.

>when the joke turns real

>5 epic Naxx/GvG decks in a row on my f2p account

Nice. I guess I'll have to wait for the brawl a few more hours so I can use my real account with cards that are worth shit. Another Xroads would have been better than this garbage.

>impossible
if you can't win literally ONE game, you are probably retarded

honestly blizzard should just get rid of all deck construction brawls

What part of f2p do you not understand fuckface? What am I supposed to do against Shredders and Blechers with basic cards

Druid ramp all your big minions and alarmobot. Way easier with good legends but cmon duder.

>literally unlimited tries
>can't win one game
what part of that do you not understand

I just got paired up with trump in the tavern brawl and won.

>impossible to win because overpowered broken cards
>lol just try again

Retard

>impossible
does not mean what you think it means

whats in the box

I will just rope maybe someone leaves. I hope the ADHD kicks in in the retarded americans.

What's the best deck to climb from rank 12 to 5 with on EU atm?

Fake trump.

jade serpent guide you bitch

Outskilled

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

wtf no deck should be able to burst you from 23, why the fuck does anyone think this is ok

its alright i guess

>play freeze mage in brawl
>effortless win because you don't give a fuck about their board
>get this in pack
time for otk priest

Alarm-O-Bot is actually incredibly strong this brawl. Summoned minions don't have stealth, so you can alarm-o-bot out one of the myriad of 6+ mana taunt walls and it'd be effective that turn. Only decks I've lost to so far have been spell-focused decks.

Are you certain it, it felt so real.

oops forgot pic

>one day, emperor will rotate out

That day cannot come soon enough.

Yeah, I'm the real Trump.

>otk priest
Went 5-0 for my quest. Light Beast, Questing Adventurer and Mass Dispel mvp.

wtf is light beast?

>Freeze mage is allowed to live though

I honestly don't get why people complain about charge otks while complete spell ones that you can't counter are fine

Shadow Fiend you retard or what are even trying to say?

>he didn't realize I was just making fun of the shitters complaining about freeze mage

what should i pick?

what's stronger?

A shitty translation, I meant Lightspawn.

rogue > mage > shaman

>he thinks freeze mage is ok
*tip fedora* mlady

Rogue or Mage.
Mage is a bit more retardproof.

Play in english fucktard

Lier. He's real.

>he's literally unable to beat a below average deck that barely exists on the ladder because of how shit it is right now
wew lad

>raven idol into Y'shaarj
>turn 4 coin into naga sea witch
>turn 5 stealthed Y'shaarj

I really need to craft Y'shaarj

>thinks his argument holds any weight after being btfo every single day
Spectacular!

HOW DO I BEAT THRALL

HOW

HOW HOW

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOW

WHAT THE FUCK

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN IS A GOD GOD GOD TURN

EVERY ONE

TURN 1 I PLAY THE MOST IMBALANCED 1 DROP SINCE UNDERTAKER

TURN 2 I PLAY THE MOST IMBALANCED 2 DROP EVER

LOL 0 MANA 5/5 TAUNT XD

TURN 4 HAHA CAN YOU BEAT A 7/7?

LOL HERES MY 0 MANA 5/5 TAUNT XD

OH YOU COULDN'T CLEAR MY 0/2 TOTEMS WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO SURVIVE? GUESS WHAT I HAVE FLAMETONGUE/BLOODLUST/THE 6 MANA 3/6 THING XD

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! I HAVE GODLY CARD DRAW! AND I CAN GET IT OFF MY TOTEMIC! I CAN ALSO GET A 3/4 OR A FLAMETONGUE FROM IT!

AND IT'S ALL PROTECTED BY MY SPIRIT WOLVES!

AND NOW, TO FINISH IT ALL, I HAVE MEMEHAMMER WITH ROCKBITERS

WELL PLAYED FRIEND

ALSO EVERYTHING HAS 3 HEALTH HAHA WHATS THE MATTER CANT BOARD CLEAR

ALSO I HAVE INFINITY DAMAGE BURST SPELLS