/blaz/ - BlazBlue General

There is no need for "headpats". Just leave Noel to Tsubaki and Jin!

>10 posts in and no Goddess post
Is he kill?

I propose buttpats!

So Izanami is the anti-spiral huh?

>Not naming the pic White Requiem
ISHYGDDT

So she needs another scolding by Ragna or Rachel? It can't be that easy.

ZEA

The name is Hakumen. A soldier resurrected to a vile and devastated world.

t. Coach Z

Look at the track record, how has every other one of Noel's many existential crises been resolved?

At least I prevented Celica from getting a peaceful ending in the last thread. Not bad considering that Callumfag is scripting.

Nope, you failed to get the last word in. You lose.

WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THE HAKUSTER AND THE MILLIONS OF HAKUMENIACS CUT WILD ON YOU

Doesn't matter, your last words were just an impotent "lies" instead of a dedication to shitlicka.

>shitlicka

How old are you by the way? 8?

Litchi is love

>mad because he can't handle the bant

Holy shit, there's actually someone that likes Litchi?

Nope, I was just making a joke.

You have to admit it's pretty funny. Better than like Celicuck or something, at least it's almost a pun.

ChrisX/Soulstealer. a litchi fanboy whose been across various websites like Tumblr, Reddit, Dustloop, Gamefaqs and Tvtropes. Why, the blazblue tvtropes page was mainly contributed by him. Take a good look at Litchi's character page and you'll see it.

>Trust nobody, not even yourself

If by like you mean think her body is made for breeding then yeah.

Not really. It's the sort of thing I'd expect to hear from an elementary schooler.

Why not?

litchi should be taken to a rape dungeon

a /u/ rape dungeon full of horny girls

She has been corrupted by the Boundary, so how do you know her offspring won't have tentacles or something?

Oh man, the salt... so you're saying it's the sort of thing you'd expect someone with Celica's level of maturity?

Whoever wrote about my waifu in TV Tropes obviously hates her since he says that the entire fanbase hates her and added a lot of inaccurate stuff in to make her look worse. I'm tempted to make an account and delete most of it.

DO IT

>going to TV Tropes

Holy shit I cringed

I guess that would be the small price to pay, but that wouldn't be the point.

>Implying Litchi will have that body when everything is done
She's going to turn into goop just like Arakune

...

So nice of him to leave out and/or soften all the selfish shit Litchi has done.

>Not wanting to fuck Arakune

Rachel's going to live, right?

so how about that wait for cf?

>Not wanting to fuck Litchi while Arakune watches

She will if she started living in Ragna's shadow
literally

>not becoming Arakune and fuck multiple women while Litchi watches

pleb

I do. But i usually don't even bother posting here since i'm not playing cpex.

Shut up imposter

Because she's only mid tier?

Everyone in blazblue will live and get a happy ending, do not worry. The villains will also get happy endings, since they will reform and repent for all their misdoings. There will probably be no ships in the end to keep peace in the fans, but the characters will be happy.

there will be a few ships like ragna and rachel though. thats guaranteed.

Damn right.

Not even if she were S+ tier.
I just took a break

Someone give me basics of Relius, I've been wanting to play him since always but I just cant get used to ignis

Also I play using a controller so if anyone has extra tips regarding that, I'd appreciate it

The only ship is going to Ragna and Celica. You're crazy if you think that bat Rachel is going to get him.

Bind D to shoulder buttons and never complain about playing on pad again

That'd be fine, nobody could reasonably get upset by that when it was established so early on.

This is what awaits Rachel.

will never happen. their relationship is like a family or something and if they wanna go that route then they will just stick him with noel.

>Someone give me basics of Relius
Learn combos that involve Relius by himself
Learn combos that involve Relius and Ignis
Develop good meter management, when you run out use the Relius only combos or just run away until the meter becomes usable again.

? you lost me. so she will get together with some random cartoon character?

>''There will probably be no ships in the end to keep peace in the fans''
>shipfags instantly show up and declare their ships will happen and bicker a little

I hope this was on purpose.

Fuck off ChrisX

are there any ignis only combos

Pretty sure there aren't

She only had one. in continuum shift, i don't remember Ragna needing to help her in Chronophantasma either.

*sound of Ragna kissing Rachel*

A controller is just a device used to control games. An arcade stick is a kind of controller, a racing wheel is a kind of controller.

hadoolket?

you mean the sound of rachels heartbeat getting faster the closer he gets.

Vampires still have heartbeats?

BBs vampires are different

This has been said twice now, what is the deal with blazblue vampires? She doesn't burn in the sun, She doesn't seem to need blood, there has yet to have been a Rachel is allergic to garlic joke, and since her whole not being an onlooker anymore thing she is now mortal despite being a vampire. Why the fuck is she called a vampire then? To make her seem a little less bland?

Sound of something that's never gonna happen? Damn.

>Why the fuck is she called a vampire then
She's a creature of the night, and wasn't Clavis ordered to be assassinated by Valkenhayn? Would make for a vampire vs werewolf thing

pretty much. im not complaining though blonde loli vampires are the best in anything they are in.

So that pedos can fap to her underage body while using the "it's OK, she's over 100 year old" excuse.

Blazblue vampires shouldn't even be called vampires. Clavis was created from someone using a fragment of the Azure. Raquel is a Embryo that shaped itself to be it's current form. Rachel we still don't have any idea on where her origins comes from but I doubt she was made normally as well.

Blazblue manages to be the exception thanks to fugly Rachel.

I just can't stand how generic her design is, and I'm half convinced it was ripped from a shitty eechi manga from 2007. I'm not fully convinced just because I'm sure there are a dozen other characters throughout anime history who look the exact same as Rachel.

thats fine with me. doesnt matter how many times its been done before. if theres a blonde twintailed loli in something im interested. rachel actually stands out to me as one of the best though.

Is this halal?

You can see her face so

No

Why is there even people still hyped for this? Blazblue is dead now that Guilty Gear is back.

If it's in her bedroom with her husband, Caliph Pupwa, then sure.

Go practice your wake-up timings

...

I will reply to bait right now.

Just legit curious, what about her makes her one of the best to you? I cannot say I'm a fan of monotone tsundere either.

well playing BB for so long and having the story mode made me like her. you get attached to them from all the years playing i dunno. also the porn helps.

Is the Kana Ueda more monotone? Anyway Rachel's great. She's not just a tsundere, she's an actual haughty bitch, but she means well and she gets all kinds of cute moments.

Imagine her being smothered by Noel and Mu 12 at the same time.

would rather see her smothered by bang and azreal at the same time.

Fair enough I suppose, I can't say I don't like some other characters despite their own uninspired design.

Not sure, I only ever played in english, I just mean in general she doesn't display any strong emotion towards anything unless shit gets serious.

>I only ever played in english
English Rachel is cancer

who do you like has an uninspired design? i know BB characters were created using anime tropes but i think almost all of them are pretty great.