/tesg/- The Elder Scrolls General

it's cute
i have prosopagnosia

sure she has, mostly in nonsexual contexts

Does she eat that stuff when shes eating someone?

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Hopscotch?
More like HOTscotch, get it!

ill leave that to your imagination
DELETE THIS

>it's a "tesg acts like goaty isn't one of the ugliest abominations ever created" episode

First for procrastination.

>bullying goats

yay~ my ban expired.
i make roster

My ban just expired too!

See zix, we really are soulmates.

autism

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Why did they hammer you?

But wait, there's more!
And I thought toasters ran hot!

I posted clown boobs.

Well that's reasonable.

Is it true that you hate black people?

I thought I told you
No funny business

>people call cumtears edgy when this turd of a person exists

Shes cute. Its the eyes.
>ill leave that to your imagination
Thats not a good idea.
Janny has no taste.

Game broke. Send help.

did you use "coc"?

>it's a "lewd dunmer pretends he likes everyone and every waifu because he needs to make friends in tesg" episode

No. I went to see the jarl to start the solitude quest. I come out and see that shit.

fuck off, cumtears.

>not literally liking everyone
Its the current year dude.

i'm off, better not be any bullying when i come back

that was funnier than it deserved to be

>Clipping

Serious question, why do you guys post in an elder scrolls general if you're only discussing how you use one of the games in the series as a modding platform and thus only discuss mods and mostly the waifus you make using these mods?

Shouldn't you have a modded skyrim general?

>inb4 u mad bro? xdd

u mad bro xdd

Control your autism.

Because that modded general would be dead as fuck since all the content that gave the tools to create these "waifus" were created for tes.
What actually needs to happen is moderation being more enforced, not creating another containment thread on a containment board.

Without the tes name to cling to, these waifus would die out. They like to pretend it's waifus keeping the general alive, but really it's the general keeping their waifus alive.

Right, sorry. I am the autist, not the waifufags.

>They like to pretend it's waifus keeping the general alive, but really it's the general keeping their waifus alive.
Is that the reason the thread is absolutely dead when there's no waifus in it?

>tfw the days of waifus and lore living in harmony are long gone

Dude skyrim is 5 years old.
Only waifus and modding can save this general until the next game.
But who know, maybe the e3 will surprise us with TES VI.

>complain about the quality of a thread
>dont try to make it better

>Is that the reason the thread is absolutely dead when there's no waifus in it?
It's not.
At all.
Just because some retard posts "ded" and you guys spam reply it with pictures of butts, that doesn't mean the general was dead.
There was once in the past two weeks the thread was even close to 404.

It's one or the other. No lore in these threads nowadays.

No, 10 posts of lore among 400 of waifufaggotry don't count.

That's being generous.

That's how it's always been

These people are only here to shitpost and cause drama.

I'm a generous guy.

For you.

Okay tesg what 5 posters would you permaban in order to make this a better general

I've bumped it from page 8 at least 50 times this week alone. You're full of shit.

Thats some [spoiler[ded[/spoiler]ication right there

Oh wow so you're telling me that in fact the thread did not die, and that you confirm "ded" is a lie?
Thanks man, really helping me out here.

>lewd dunmer still can't spoiler

user
user
anon
user
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waffle post

will add momentarily.

>unironically being autistic

not me

I haven't posted from my tablet in a few weeks. No more broken spoilers.

all waifufags

Hey man, I'm not the one who confirmed it, don't get upset with me.

flavor of the month

Elves are for _______

stop defending your autism

Impaling.

Loving, cherishing, and ROUGH ANAL

making inane posts meant to garner inane replies to further the waifufag circlejerk and deviation from actual discussion

Strictly in that order ?

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>human with pointy ears

waifufag internet defence force

in his defense the eyes and eyebrows are mer-like

>don't complain
>engage and make it even worse
???

!!!

Stop that.

>complain about the quality of a thread
>dont try to make it better

Maybe.
No its a lore friendly elf are you a dumbass or something
?!?
Stop what.

Welcome to Brave waifus.

One of the most overrated waifufags ever

What does /tesg/ think of Morrowind?

all elves are whores. Even the men. Especially the men.

So did the dwarves become the skin of the robot? And the metal that makes the other mechs is some sort of long forgotten alloy?

Not all of them.

I don't even know how to reply to this.

It's shit.

I think I should play it someday

It's metal modified with tonal architecture to give it its unique properties. Or something like that.

;)

What if Vivec made his entire enlightenment story up and everything is a lie

Well structured argument, I guess you are right.

He made the story true using CHIM. The tribunal altered their pasts.

they all became the skin of numidium

the alloy you see in the various games is their own make of metal that defies physics via tonal architecture, hence why it doesnt corrode

>haven't found a good enb that shits up the screen with annoying "cinematic" stuff for 4 years.

I just want something easy that works with pure weather, damnit. I tried both bleak and unbleak but there's still just too much being done. It looks good but just gets hard on the eyes after a while. shit sucks.

Spreading rumors.

I kinda wonder where this joke started. Generally speaking of course.

Does Numidium have a foreskin?

Think it has to do with all the smut of orcs raping elves

NO

Grimm a best. A BEST!