Spessmen on a space station: /ss13g/

Last time on /ss13g/
>Lets not have a gay fucking thread that drives away new players
>A vox traded me a large bluespace beaker
>Best round ever

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

nice

;Help clown absorbing me in the dorms

>find a body or a brain gets dumped at my desk
>turns out it yahir's
>pull brain from mmi
>toss it in the trash
>say it was braindead
>round improved for everyone playing

>user will never finish THAT vox drawing

You'd get instantly ahelped and sperged out against in the thread or ghostchat for the next rounds.

Don't forget the ban request bullying. He's done it like 7 times now

>its alright to metagrudge someone cause its yahir lmao

really wish both you AND HIM would fuck off and stop making a big deal about everything.

Stay the fuck out of botany kingcrimson and you'll be fine. Greytide elsewhere if you can't handle not being a shitter.

I've been out of here for a while and was wondering if it went somewhere but I didn't have the balls to ask about it.

If I was metagrudging him I'd have rule 0'd him months ago.

that isn't how any of this works

gonna agree with you in that dislike of Xevonix has no place IC-wise, but let's be real: he's a right cunt OOC (and IC, if you slight him even a little bit)

can't really blame them for heavily disliking him

honestly they should just fucking merge the mechanics office to science already

>decide that "ehhh fuck it I don't want to do my job" is now metagrudge because poor babby yahir will get upset

>i wish people would stop talking about someone who makes himself relevant by creating a lot of drama
Childish fantasy at best.

I can be aware that he's a massive faggot and not be metagrudging him

Honestly, yeah. Remove mechanics, add it as an alt sci title and put the machines in rnd. Solves every problem but autist mechanics who need to be a snowflake to do the exact same thing.

>no paper letter D to solve the ERP debate

Literally what the fuck is wrong with mechanics

Why are grey players such big aspies?

special snowflake syndrome

Yahir: Because he has a literal alien fetish
Carsalash: Meme magic
The rest: Doesn't exist

Nothing, except they rely on scientist to do all the research. Got the fab and tier 3 parts "balanced". And they also rarely get minerals except from only the few good miners.

they shit out machines with babby tier tools and print guns to murder everyone with

Take exactly ten seconds, and hold this sentence in your mind
"What kind of people would play retro alien memes in an autistic atmos simulator?"
post results

>they shit out machines
how is this bad
>and print guns to murder everyone with
i play Sec almost exclusively and every time someone prints guns, at least 4 out of 5 times it's R&D, not mechanics
i have actual anecdotal evidence that you're wrong

>Carshalah
Isn't that the guy that shipped Xevonix and Sordine "ironically", goes berserk about silicons because he still can't understand asimov, liked MLP and is Australian?

Yes to all of those, also was coding jojoshit but gave up because he's one hair away from a permaban and doesn't want to code shit he can't even use.

I played sec a good amount too
for me the split was about 60% mechanics and 40% R&D
but
mechanics might be shitters but they usually hide their crimes well enough, so you'll never really see them going loud with them until its too late

>jojoshit
No surprise, anime and mlp go hand in hand.

If you shitpost in the thread prepare to get banned from the server, shit heads

Why are you warning yourself non-mentally?

what's my ckey

Do junction H/E pipes also work like normal H/E pipes? Like do they cool shit also
One hug to whoever answers this

Yes
Hug me

Are you sure?

How do AI holopads function exactly? Do they have a set radius that allows the AI to manifest in the room and can the AI interact with devices like fridges and grinders if it is in hologram mode?

it just lets them talk and hear through it, can't interact with anything it can't as an AI

Anybody got a higher res version of this picture?

Dude i just walzed in a few seconds, hence why i was cleverhatched in the head outside of botany, i just wanted some bananas, i didn't even attacked you or something, that was kind of uncalled for

I've got more clown images where that came from

me "firmly and warmly embraces user, resting xir'shead against theirs.

IT'S NOT MAINT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

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yfw Harse has almost finished parsing the Purge logs and will have a full list of all of the degenerates and their crimes against nature.

don't really care

do it please
i want to see if im on it
even though im old news

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Cool, are said crimes going to be listed in detail, as they happened?

Yes, along with specific logs for reference.

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Then I eagerly await the log's release.

They can't even scan guns to mass produce them unless they're traitors, you're stupid.

They do everything a dedicated rnd does but the actual research. Instead they bitch about no research. They bitch about no minerals while being an abortion that could simply work out of rnd. They attack and rob rnd or robotics half the time.

>dedicated rnd
does not exist

They have a protolathe. You're stupid.

>linked my post
>didn't get a (You)

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Whenever someone wants to they do.

>Whenever someone wants
does not happen

It's a shitposter who's obsessed with Mechanics.
There's issues with mechanics but his """"""solution"""""" is retarded.

Is there any way to take you head off but still function normally or just make the head part of my player sprite invisable and grab a head off my clone? I want to shoot hoops with my own head.

Not possible anymore, sorry

the """""""meme"""""" is pretty spicy, i like it

???

but Isaac, then we can't argue with each other over moving the machines to science :(

But Intigracy if you ban me I won't let you tickle my cervix anymore.

other admins can unban themself tho

Doesn't matter it's the thought that counts.

hey its me sawbones

remove ling WHEN

It does whenever someone gets the delivery and upgrade itch. If there were never any cargo techs.QM's you wouldn't bitch at the miners. It's not their job. Nobody ever bitches about mechanics when there are none. But sci gets discriminated against.

Oh wow, it only fixed all the problems with it other than the deathgrip you autists have on your shit excuse of a special snowflake alt title.

Does anybody else find it extremely worrying that Termedclepe never appealed his ban? It goes against everything we know of the guy who can't live without being as loud as he can and always thinks he's right.
He also admitted he has zero friends, even online, has no other games to play, and refused to play in other servers. I think he's either banevading silently, or literally killed himself.
I was waiting so eagerly for his ban appeal, too.

*tips barney hat*

>inb4 victims of the rapings get banned as well because "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ERP"

I do RnD whenever I play science, unless someone else wants to do it.

t. person that wants the fun stuff from my department

if it was rape, how can they be bant
if it was >rape, become the avatar of trump on these illegals

Hit a nerve on someone.

secret peek into the admin-only forum

>that borer family drama
What a riveting tale.

My god, it's full of shitposts.

>cool monsters on xenobio
>only plasteel for one cage
>station nerds voted for the demon skelly istead of space bear or rogue drone
>demon skelly was the most boring
>tfw

Sorry Sawbones, but the ai said it saw you with bombs and you were entering from the front of the shuttle man, that suspicious as fuck

>Be clown
>Fuck around cause bad at clown
>Eventually do an existential maint crawl
>See Engineering blow up
>Meet a traitor or agent or something
>He thinks I am also an antag cause of sec radio talking about me
>He departs on his journey and I continue mine through maint
>AI tells me to cease my activities (What?)
>Get to shuttle
>Killed by non-antag for no reason. Got it on tape

>be nice security borg
>only stun guys when ordered
>convince prisoners to come into security voluntarily
>help people get their things back when possible
>everyone asks if I'm broken or tampered

Non-murderous secborg? that's SUSPICIOUS

>deff
>Nick Weller CE
>oh shit, time to see what a working deff SME setup looks like
>does the exact same thing I did once
>that shouldn't work
>turns on 3 emitters the absolute madman
>WARNING
>goes down to 1 emitter
>WARNING
>I will live the rest of my life never understanding atmos or the engines that utilize it

deff loop is infamously terrible.

hehehe

>retarded disgusting mexican third worlder using an anime picture to forget about the aberration he is in real life
As expected

ive been playing ss on tg for ~3 years but im new here. what should i know to adjust quicker?

Everything checks out here

>pai sacrificing itself so its master can get to the shuttle

Seriously though

Must haves
>Mechanic RND can only load parts, engineering items, pod parts and circuit boards
>Allow the device analyzer to scan more devices
>Add pod upgrades
>More machine upgrades/buff upgrade effects
This will make mechanic less RND dependent and give miners actual reason to give them materials (for space pod/pod upgrades)

>Would be nice
Custom machines/machine scripting, basically allowing someone to control the behavior of machine
>Building an autolathe-esque machine to automatically receive materials via conveyor and begin construction, link it with my PDA and GPS so if I needed something like
Robotic arms
>Cart building
I think it would be fun, I know they would essentially be underpowered mechs, but I can imagine some uses


On another note, the NASA void suit's jetpack should be attachable to the suit storage.

that none of us here play on tg we play on vg

the wiki is your friend

don't trust the clown

live by the honk, die by the honk.

At least it worked

Remember to drink lots of water, spessmen.
You don't want to be dehydrated!

hey i know that guy

>friends

How does one RP a female non-human?