What are some Veeky Forums approved methods of suicide?
What are some Veeky Forums approved methods of suicide?
Dominic Cruz
Kevin Walker
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Brandon Clark
Not being a little bitch and not investing in retarded memestocks
Jack Moore
Kneepad suffocation
Tyler Collins
You're probably memeing but remember that time heals everything, literally everything.
Nolan Hall
Invest every last cent you have in mstx.
Leo Anderson
Why invest into MSTX?
Eli Campbell
I literally did the same thing haha, what's your basis? I only had like 7-8 hundred in it
Blake Peterson
I just had it on watch.
I didn't even read the er.
Connor Martinez
Just baghold it. It'll take a few weeks maybe but it'll bounce back.
Luis Young
Oh boy.
Justin Evans
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Matthew Davis
Gold plated 357 magnum.
No suicide note.
Julian Hall
why not?
When it comes down to it, we're all just a bunch of degenerate gamblers.
Austin Mitchell
Why did I buy this stock?
I'm retarded.
People who listen to /rgt/ always lose money.
Nathaniel Foster
A Machete, a monsanto corporate office and a blaze of glory.
Justin Myers
>buying GEVO
Jonathan Diaz
buy low
sell lower
Daniel Parker
>I have this and CLCDW
200 bucks down the drain
Julian Russell
Who bought Valeant? fuck yeah 25%
Christian Rogers
Use all available relatives, lines of credit, payday loans, etc...
Buy cheap puts on a meme stock. Do something IRL to get their stock price down. If you succeed you'll be a millionaire easily and can retire. If not, kys.