/owg/ Overwatch General

i FUCKINg love solo queue YES FUCK YES OH MY GODDDDDDD YES YES YES YES MMMMMMM

Despite all the bitching, can we all agree that Roadhog is the only hero that -has- to be nerf and that D.Va and Symmetra are the only ones that need buffs?

>Roadhog can't hook Reinhardt out of shield anymore
Why the fuck would they change that?

Just hit level 50 or so and you'll almost never see her again

Genji and Zenyatta is the most pure ship.

>tfw you realize how luck based this game is

Let's play, lulu.

>futa pharah faps to mei

All heroes are balanced.

Go away or get good.

>having a shit waifu

>pick Pharah on defense
>mercy riding my dick
>everytime I land torb has some fresh armor for me

I thought this game would get me away from the miserable experience of dota and its shit players who don't do anything

I was wrong.

>Mercy players that never heal you and only latches on to Bastion or Reinheartd
I wish I could ban these utter fuckups.

smelly dumb omnic scum

>roadhog
>a dude that can give the other team more ults than usual
>nerfed

No, just no.

because it's broken. rein is a slow-moving hero and that hook is easy as piss to land on -anyone- already.

>Roadhog
>nerfed of Widowmaker, Lucio and Mccree

>not giving buffs or changes to D.Va and Zenyatta

I want to rape DVa at gunpoint.
my.mixtape.moe/aixqpm.mp4

>Not always playing in a group with reasonably skilled friends all of the time

I seriously hope you guys don't do this. Playing with 5 random players is just asking for trouble.

Ay guys, does anyone has the eggsperience dranguillity zenn pic pls ?

I'm insulted that you mistook me for him

Stop believing in meme and #rekt him with Zenyatta.

He never could

>tfw I already have 2 dedicated healsluts to serve me.

I love this community.

Why would McCree use her peashooter instead of his Peacemaker?

What counters 5 Winstons and a skinny Winston?

So what's the best way to deal with a Tracer? Whenever she confronts me they just do the rewind thing as soon as they have low health, even if they're bad players they're always a handful. Only surefire method I've found to kill them is to plant rockets in their face as 76.

I want to do stuff to Mei!

can we have a playmode that lets me select the game type/map I wanna play?

Final comic for now is out. It stars Torbjorn.

comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/torbjorn-destroyer

>its another "snipers are overpowered" episode
every time

git gud, m80

>tfw no friends

>friends

>POST YFW OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN

>tfw like 70-80% of all matches won are just total flukes

Post rank + times fapped today

>2 legendary drops

We blessed today

The cop hero that's soon to be released

Purity Ranking

>100% chance of Purity

>Mercy

Mercy is religious and a healer. She joined Overwatch at a young age and has never dropped her serious demeanour. She has no time for "fraternising".

>Zarya

Zarya intimidates most men and the men that do approach her are far too lewd for her. Even if she were to meet her perfect man her rural Russian upbringing would have her saving herself for marriage.

>50% chance of Purity

>Pharah

Pharah is a dedicated warrior however there is still the chance that she has had a relationship which removed her purity.

>30% chance of Purity

>Tracer

Tracer's playful nature might lead some to think she is pure but there is the likelihood that she has been used and abused by an older figure because of her father issues.

>20% chance of Purity

>Symettra

Most likely has had a long term relationship with some other indian. She is a dedicated worker and her career is all but that doesn't mean she hasn't had time to date within the company.

>0% of chance of Purity

>Mei

This chubby chink slut has most likely sucked more dicks than the rest have seen. Owing to her insecurity she'll let any passing cock inside her.

>D. Va

Will fuck anyone famous and has had plenty of choice. Definitely partook in race traitor behaviour.

>Widowmaker

Most likely been raped as part of the brainwashing.

*wheeze beind u*
*hook u*
heh heh heh
*one shot u in face*
nothing personnel m8
*huff paint*

>that titan

NEW GAMEMODE WHERE YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUT A GIANT ROBOT WHEN

>tfw you finally hook a cheeky tracer and she randomly lands 6ft to the side of you so you can't one shot her with her tiny hitbox

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4 and counting

Post the best legendary skin(s) you've gotten from loot boxes so far

Just got Ifrit, thanks Blizzard

Is it really McCREEEE? I didn't realize.
Maybe irony's sake?
Or it's not high noon and DVa's SMG to the face does pretty decent damage
my.mixtape.moe/dgjatn.mp4

>aka I never played closed beta

23, haven't fapped today
IT'S NO FAIR

YOU GOT THE GENJI SKIN I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How come any time I switch to Symmetra, someone on the other team does immediately after?

What kind of range does Lucio ult have? I use it a lot when defending the point, but a lot of the time some of my teammates are off doing who the fuck knows what 3 fucking goddamn rooms away and I still feel guilty for not waiting them to be in-range for it but I don't actually know if it has a range

>defending on pedowood
>first objective
>bastion, mercy, reinhardt
>use RH shield to protect bastion
>damage boost on bastion
>sitting back by the big gate
>bastion gets a 20+ player kill streak, doesn't die
This game can be cheese as fuck
The opponent team was so pissed because they'd get mowed down as soon as they'd step near the obj

edgelord

>hanzo shoots an arrow directly at the floor
>hits people for 250+ dmg that he's not even aiming it

I've come to hate all hanzos and believe that all hanzos deserve a swift death to a flash bang and then fan of the fucking hammer

>enemy team has widow
>she cant manage to hit my slow ass robo bird out of the air

How can people be so shit at the strongest character in the game?

I wait a few seconds in case I get a shot at Legendary, otherwise I always vote for somebody else.

Roadhog is so goddamn fun

Nothing beats grinding scrap into everyones salty butthole
>tfw enemy genji calls me a fat piece of shit as he eats a faceful of metal

Lucio isn't broken, the other supports just aren't as good -solo- in comparison.
Widowmaker is annoying, but so is any sniper in this sort of game.
McCree needs close range to be effective and is a squishy, slow-moving target. Don't think of him as a guy with a gun, think of him as an out of shape ninja with a pistol.

I also implicitly stated that D.Va needs a buff and Zenyatta only needs a health boost to be fixed *IF* your team can't figure out how to pick Torj and give him armor or someone else to give him shields. He's "fine" as is.

Zenyatta 2squishy4me to play in pubs.

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0 but will change if people keep posting lewd pictures of pharrah/mercy

>Play with some people from leddit

>Talks of buying skins for Genji
>"Easy" after a game
>Shimadas, Shimadas everywhere
>General shittalk towards the other team

Holy shit, I didn't think it would be this bad.

>Bored and clicking through voice lines
>Pharah says "Rocket Jump? That sounds dangerous."
>D'awwww
>Get to Mei
>Hear her Sorry voice line
>Instantly erect
That was 3 hours ago and this boner would not leave no matter what. Need help, any doctors around?

Please teach me to not be bad at Zenyatta.

>ywn be this autistic
feels goodman

Anyone ?

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1 maybe 2 I don't remember

Which one is better?

Old Man never gets credit for his healing efforts

>No fun Roadhog and Junkrat cinematic short with MadMax elements
>No Zenyatta short

Suffering.

no, every hero is balanced

stop playing one hero, faggot

>people saying how the game will die because it can't make money long term enough for blizz to support it since it's B2P multiplayer only
>game comes out and people absolutely throw money at the fucking loot boxes non-stop

wew

>BREAK IT DOWN
>enemy gets cocky standing around
>pop Pharah ulti
>laugh as they kill me but they're all at sub 50% hp and grouped together for my team to clean up

Be good at aiming his balls and know where to stand to (hopefully) not die

imp

Okay so I get that Mei is fixated on the ice cream and D.VA on the controller but what is Pharah fixated on? Inb4 RH's cock.

right one is better but they're both ugly compared to default

I played in closed beta

Reinhardt's shield prevents CC
Roadhog's hook is a CC

If you ever hooked Reinhardt as Roadhog, then you hit him when his shield was down or from an angle where it he wasn't shielding

>McCree needs close range to be effective

except he doesn't. At long range he can still do 100 damage headshots. Just because your dumb ass cant get any kills without spamming fan doesn't mean he's fucking reaper

purple
Anyone that says otherwise got shit luck and got red in a box.

young soldier on the poster

>singlehandedly keep the whole team up and contest the last point in Ilios by skating the inner rim of the pit as lucio
>everybody commends the genji and his epic ult kill

This really is a thankless fucking job.

sigrun

they just need to constantly make new skins to keep the money flowing, because soon everyone will have what they want

You lucky fuck.

I see a lot of people using the imp skin btw. Personally I think the devil one is better though.

>2 legendaries
you fucking lucky nigger
>sandnigger genji and dirty old bastion
nevermind

Is there any way to check number of online players on eu? Fucked myself twice with dead games without dedicated servers, wont fall for it third time.

Can someone explain to me how my PC can take actual stress tests like Prime95 and AIDA64 easily without any hitches but OW frequently makes me BSOD with an error code that generally comes from having an unstably overclocked CPU?

Yes I do indeed have OC'd my processor but if it can take way more demanding stress tests without problems how the fuck does OW make it fuck up?

>McCree needs close range

McCree is effective at any range that isn't Widowmaker's m8

I think both Lucio and Mercy are currently too strong.

Overall, healing is just too good, and Lucio's speed boost is also mandatory most of the time. Mercy's ult uptime is bullshit.

Lucio+Mercy is bullshit powerful really.

this

as long as they keep churning out skins idiots will keep gambling

i just hope they don't go too far with it and make the game tf2 2