Dota 2 - /d2g/

>Arc Warden is the worst carry in the game
yeah i could say Razor is the worst support in the game, doesnt make razor a support

>skywrath
>bad

you can make it to 2k, I believe in you!

for the deepest of the deep depths of the depth of the trench, where I can be found, where I've given up not only on ever being ok at dota, but also on humanity and even life itself- in the deep dark, marianer of the sauce of the trench of the trench, one hero has emerged- one hero who will let you float just a little bit closer to the sunlight you've heard of. And that hero is: Spirit Breaker, the ultimate "punish shitty players for their shittiness" hero. I'm 5/0 so far- already the fish no longer have hellish ping pong ball eyes and teeth the size of tree branches

3 Swedes
1 Dane
1 Macedonian
1 Romanian
1 Ukrainian

>NAdota finals, only 3 NA players
lul

>Dakota talking about aether first Lion like it's something out of the ordinary
>He doesn't even have a decent co-caster to correct him
Can someone just kill him already?

Same.

LIMP?
MORE LIKE LIMP DICK LMAO

>be down about a game I just lost where I played like shit
>watch the replay to learn from my mistakes
>discover that everyone actually played like shit and I was the only reason we lasted as long as we did

Watch replays guys!

What's with the gyro call down having two circles now? noticed it on streams & sometimes in game

Huh what? Please stop spreading theese lies..

sup guys.

What's up?

>cancelling his animations to lasthit with extreme precision

Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.

Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.

Hey guys bee away for a long time, feed me the freshest memes

Post your favorite anime NEET!

>Oracle bad
>Bat bad
In your 2k mmr maybe

Post Steam so we can ERP qt. :3

whats the best lc lane build?
early and mid I do fine but once late game hits I shit the bed

>no /d2g/ carry to support

If by that you mean "tell me the FOTM climb heros", then just spam Lifestealer, Alch or Slark on your way to the top.

Post Steam and I'll carry you you slut.

Legion is always shit lane or not.

Don't forget Timbersaw (max Reactive Armor) and Sven (1-3-3 build)

>Madara catching up to the WK
Can he do it?

you seem to pretty much have it down already dawg

People are bullying me for no reason ;_;

>but once late game hits I shit the bed

Even if you have a gorillion damages you still go down like a glass bitch nigga so tank up and stop yoloing
Also you need a REAL carry on your team in case it goes late

u have 10s to report or viable/commend this qop

>What's up guys. What's up?
Proof moeshit trashcans have an iq of

no

repot

How do i play Life stealer now that he can't go into ancient creeps at level 6 anymore?

>not ulting under oracle ult
MADARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Don't be sad Croatia. You're cute!

>NA dota
>3 NA players
lmfao valve needs to do something about this shit
what's the point in having american qualifiers for anyt tournament if the T3 euro teams are gonna move here for easy games

ya wan chaa fa wi get bizi yawan se me wida meem singa dia wan ma walla si mi wan meem ya

sexy lady wan par wid us

LMAO MOO

I'm up now, let's get lewd together cutie! :3

Rush armlet and echo and proceed to toss your brains away. You won't need them, since all you have to do is press armlet + Q + E on any hero and you win.

what's the ingame time?

Now do Danny Brown.

PAUSE
A
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>tfw you settle your quarry

viable but no commend

>It's a "our carry has early advantadge but builds no damage" episode

I don't play Dazzle but is there any reason to not have a single point in shallow grave by Lv3?

I don't know who that is

>tfw you settle your quarry

void boys played in the SEA open quals for manila even though the team is all canadian/chinese it was p funny (they did not make it through)

when you're jungling

and the tinsel town cat
has a ball in his hat
and he sings as he passes
his stool

you can fool
any ruler that would try to rule
you're that crazy
that cool kind of cat

[harmonica]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE VP DOING THIS IS THEIR GAME HOLY SHIT

No im not, stop lying ;_;

How can I watch some trench games in-game (the watch tab)?

And by that I mean sub 1K MMR if something like that even exists.

I just wanna get entertained by the antics of true warriors of DotA.

>It's a "d2g poster for once has good taste" episode

its almost as if skillbuilds were situational you faggot
if enemy fucks your shit up then you add it and if not you then you dont

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just watch some 2016 alliance replays

13 mins

just search for highlights on jewtube, 9 out of 10 times its not interesting at all.

>he didn't put his Dota on SSD

Where my DotaNEETs @

>he wastes SSD space on shitty games

>Madara is a good carry

Love this meme

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Going to the grocery store!

Is 'nobody fights at all' an actual situation that happens in your bracket scrublord? lmaooo then why'd you even pick dazzle

Can you get me something?

When will Madaras team git gud?

Yeah dude what do you want?

Your love.

rampage
how?

it depends on who gets dumpstered you moron
why would i skill it if enemy cant kill my carry or me
is every lane dual in your trash bracket?

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They're Greek, so never.

He's always top networth. Just needs a good team to back it up.

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Is void literally the best offlaner to date?
I don't offlane much but I just did and I had safelane farm in offlane.

Oh wow check out this badass supercuck might as well level stats because ain't nobody gonna be killing you in 9000 MMR bracket huh faggot

no
you're just bad and playing against baddies

ok w33haa, this is your time to shine. This is your way back. You can do this- I've seen you stream you've got all the moves kid. Now go out there and show the white man that you are made of Dota!

Those glasses are clearly too small for her giant uguu eyes.

>no damage punching bag man
>skilled at running away after getting beat up
>no damage
>can chrono enemy team and then runs away because no damage
>gives everybody itchy debuff before running away

truly best offlaner of all time

no it's cute

>he prefers cuck dazzle support instead of going manmode poison + heal nuke
>calls other cucks
how about you examine what you are doing

Is there another hero that can bully cuckports as well as slark?

Havent played dota in 3 months. Who do I pick to win?

Clinkz
TA
Any other hero with high mobility and not too cooldown reliant

>TA
>high mobility
?

Slark has the same problem as bloodseeker in that people can just TP out until you get items

Meanwhile Lina and Clinkz just delete heroes before they can