Reminder: Arc Warden is the worst carry in the game OD is the worst midlaner in the game Bristleback is the worst offlaner in the game Skywrath Mage is the worst support in the game if you pick any of these heroes, then your team deserves to lose
Oliver Wright
I suffer from severe depression and major social anxiety.
I haven't been happy in years.
Colton King
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Alexander Kelly
Why do AF keep picking gamelosing heroes? Queen of Losses Oracle Doom Batrider All these heroes are trash
Dylan Lee
I want to bury my face in TA's sweaty bulgy crotch!
Austin Wright
>Skywrath Mage >playing him support nigger are you serious?
Christopher James
>Arc Warden is the worst carry in the game yeah i could say Razor is the worst support in the game, doesnt make razor a support
Dominic Kelly
>skywrath >bad
you can make it to 2k, I believe in you!
Landon Sullivan
for the deepest of the deep depths of the depth of the trench, where I can be found, where I've given up not only on ever being ok at dota, but also on humanity and even life itself- in the deep dark, marianer of the sauce of the trench of the trench, one hero has emerged- one hero who will let you float just a little bit closer to the sunlight you've heard of. And that hero is: Spirit Breaker, the ultimate "punish shitty players for their shittiness" hero. I'm 5/0 so far- already the fish no longer have hellish ping pong ball eyes and teeth the size of tree branches
Ian Thomas
3 Swedes 1 Dane 1 Macedonian 1 Romanian 1 Ukrainian
>NAdota finals, only 3 NA players lul
Blake Anderson
>Dakota talking about aether first Lion like it's something out of the ordinary >He doesn't even have a decent co-caster to correct him Can someone just kill him already?
Jeremiah Turner
Same.
Owen Roberts
LIMP? MORE LIKE LIMP DICK LMAO
Nathaniel Richardson
>be down about a game I just lost where I played like shit >watch the replay to learn from my mistakes >discover that everyone actually played like shit and I was the only reason we lasted as long as we did
Watch replays guys!
Mason Scott
What's with the gyro call down having two circles now? noticed it on streams & sometimes in game
Landon Anderson
Huh what? Please stop spreading theese lies..
Colton Smith
sup guys.
What's up?
Anthony Morales
>cancelling his animations to lasthit with extreme precision
Luis Reyes
Reminder that wageslaves are the only ones who are getting cucked by capitalism. Their bosses extract the surplus of what the labour power of the wageslave creates as profit for themselves while NEETs can do whatever they want all day like watch Dota or play Dota.
Opt out of capitalism today and become a NEET for your enjoyment and so that Dota 2 doesn't die.
Angel Green
Hey guys bee away for a long time, feed me the freshest memes
Michael King
Post your favorite anime NEET!
Camden Campbell
>Oracle bad >Bat bad In your 2k mmr maybe
Jaxson Robinson
Post Steam so we can ERP qt. :3
Christopher Perez
whats the best lc lane build? early and mid I do fine but once late game hits I shit the bed
James Phillips
>no /d2g/ carry to support
Lucas Parker
If by that you mean "tell me the FOTM climb heros", then just spam Lifestealer, Alch or Slark on your way to the top.
Owen Jackson
Post Steam and I'll carry you you slut.
Ayden Green
Legion is always shit lane or not.
Jayden Cruz
Don't forget Timbersaw (max Reactive Armor) and Sven (1-3-3 build)
Bentley Bennett
>Madara catching up to the WK Can he do it?
Cameron Gomez
you seem to pretty much have it down already dawg
Hunter Wilson
People are bullying me for no reason ;_;
Adrian Bennett
>but once late game hits I shit the bed
Even if you have a gorillion damages you still go down like a glass bitch nigga so tank up and stop yoloing Also you need a REAL carry on your team in case it goes late
David Williams
u have 10s to report or viable/commend this qop
Bentley Roberts
>What's up guys. What's up? Proof moeshit trashcans have an iq of
Noah Torres
no
Brandon Long
repot
Adam Baker
How do i play Life stealer now that he can't go into ancient creeps at level 6 anymore?
Austin Ward
>not ulting under oracle ult MADARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Owen Gutierrez
Don't be sad Croatia. You're cute!
Kevin Rodriguez
>NA dota >3 NA players lmfao valve needs to do something about this shit what's the point in having american qualifiers for anyt tournament if the T3 euro teams are gonna move here for easy games
Austin Taylor
ya wan chaa fa wi get bizi yawan se me wida meem singa dia wan ma walla si mi wan meem ya
sexy lady wan par wid us
Isaac Ross
LMAO MOO
Benjamin Wilson
I'm up now, let's get lewd together cutie! :3
James King
Rush armlet and echo and proceed to toss your brains away. You won't need them, since all you have to do is press armlet + Q + E on any hero and you win.
Adrian Cook
what's the ingame time?
Lincoln Green
Now do Danny Brown.
Elijah Murphy
PAUSE A U S E
Mason Ward
>tfw you settle your quarry
Christopher Reyes
viable but no commend
Josiah Collins
>It's a "our carry has early advantadge but builds no damage" episode
Ethan Watson
I don't play Dazzle but is there any reason to not have a single point in shallow grave by Lv3?
Samuel Martinez
I don't know who that is
Isaac Reyes
>tfw you settle your quarry
Ian Morgan
void boys played in the SEA open quals for manila even though the team is all canadian/chinese it was p funny (they did not make it through)
Jaxson Allen
when you're jungling
Thomas Mitchell
and the tinsel town cat has a ball in his hat and he sings as he passes his stool
you can fool any ruler that would try to rule you're that crazy that cool kind of cat
[harmonica]
Juan Hernandez
WHAT THE FUCK ARE VP DOING THIS IS THEIR GAME HOLY SHIT
Easton Flores
No im not, stop lying ;_;
Landon Robinson
How can I watch some trench games in-game (the watch tab)?
And by that I mean sub 1K MMR if something like that even exists.
I just wanna get entertained by the antics of true warriors of DotA.
Jeremiah Davis
>It's a "d2g poster for once has good taste" episode
Connor Howard
its almost as if skillbuilds were situational you faggot if enemy fucks your shit up then you add it and if not you then you dont
Andrew Cook
...
Jace Brown
just watch some 2016 alliance replays
Leo Morales
13 mins
Nathaniel Wilson
just search for highlights on jewtube, 9 out of 10 times its not interesting at all.
Ryan Wilson
>he didn't put his Dota on SSD
Christopher Ward
Where my DotaNEETs @
Grayson Butler
>he wastes SSD space on shitty games
Adam Harris
>Madara is a good carry
Love this meme
Alexander Cooper
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Gabriel Myers
Going to the grocery store!
Michael Walker
Is 'nobody fights at all' an actual situation that happens in your bracket scrublord? lmaooo then why'd you even pick dazzle
Tyler Garcia
Can you get me something?
Christopher Myers
When will Madaras team git gud?
Camden Ramirez
Yeah dude what do you want?
David Thomas
Your love.
Nicholas Moore
rampage how?
Xavier Gray
it depends on who gets dumpstered you moron why would i skill it if enemy cant kill my carry or me is every lane dual in your trash bracket?
Asher Edwards
...
William Reed
They're Greek, so never.
Sebastian Ross
He's always top networth. Just needs a good team to back it up.
Owen Robinson
...
Josiah Robinson
Is void literally the best offlaner to date? I don't offlane much but I just did and I had safelane farm in offlane.
Evan Thomas
Oh wow check out this badass supercuck might as well level stats because ain't nobody gonna be killing you in 9000 MMR bracket huh faggot
Oliver Nguyen
no you're just bad and playing against baddies
Anthony Russell
ok w33haa, this is your time to shine. This is your way back. You can do this- I've seen you stream you've got all the moves kid. Now go out there and show the white man that you are made of Dota!
Jack Jones
Those glasses are clearly too small for her giant uguu eyes.
Daniel Lee
>no damage punching bag man >skilled at running away after getting beat up >no damage >can chrono enemy team and then runs away because no damage >gives everybody itchy debuff before running away
truly best offlaner of all time
Oliver Perez
no it's cute
Cooper Ortiz
>he prefers cuck dazzle support instead of going manmode poison + heal nuke >calls other cucks how about you examine what you are doing
Christopher Nguyen
Is there another hero that can bully cuckports as well as slark?
Gabriel Carter
Havent played dota in 3 months. Who do I pick to win?
Xavier Parker
Clinkz TA Any other hero with high mobility and not too cooldown reliant
Cameron Brooks
>TA >high mobility ?
Isaac Lopez
Slark has the same problem as bloodseeker in that people can just TP out until you get items
Meanwhile Lina and Clinkz just delete heroes before they can