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Old thread >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
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>Redposting
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>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
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>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

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cradling musky mcharr nuts with tongue

because im not sad like holy shit I got the coolest fucking lizard the other day he just sits in my hand with his arms flung over my finger like a wee lazy cunt its amazing

Please don't mislead new anons, there are only 2 guilds

HOPE and FUN


Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Kappasura earning her thesis grant through hard work and innovative thinking.

I'm the cutest HOPE femsura. Namedrop me and you will be rewarded.

>the name crywank isnt taken
>THE NAME CRYWANK ISNT TAKEN

THIS is the kind of funposting I like!

stop lying dros

post yfw the thread is EXACTLY how you remember it

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Reminder that the handsome men of the White Mantle are the true path to righteousness

I don't lie

who even cares about this dumb shit, there's 5 guild slots, why does it matter when people can join multiple guilds?

drama
epenis
ego
dickwaving
prickwaving in general

user

2 of the guilds in the OP don't even exist and the 3rd is made up of rejects that might actually be school shooters

what matters is keeping actual new people from joining the new-people guild. This meme just tricks newfriends into joining a dead mapchat guild.

I've been around long enough to know that all of those guilds listed do exist.

HOPE is dead tho

it doesn't really exist if none of the people listed as contacts don't play anymore.

as other user said its about not tricking new people, thats all

even if that were true, still the NA Veeky Forums guild

>HOPE is dead
I think you are in a different HOPE user

Rusemaster an appropriate title for an asura?

pretend like I didn't include that "don't"

i remember when HOPEfags were saying for EU FUN to be removed from glist because they thought it was dead

It really is though.

kappasura at the pinnacle of her field but haunted by the stairway of bodies she made to get there

oh... its fine for me, I've been having a good time

Compared to the other Veeky Forums guilds I would say HOPE is still thriving like these threads are.

It still is, but FUN friends don't remove HOPE from the OP.

because they dont post here

HOPE doesnt remove FUN either, Drosera/whoever posts the pasta go out of their way to include both HOPE and FUN when talking about the guilds

because they're dead

>mfw HOPE is a ded guild and they're trying to defend it

Let the dead rest

>saying a guild is dead means it's dead

I don't get what you're trying to prove here, buddy

How is everyone feeling tonite?

I'm feeling you up.

That'd be a first now wouldn't it?

Nothing, i was just shitposting and it got out of hand.

Bored af

Just got the plasma staff on my bloodborne thief guy, its the 2nd best looking staff for him, besides the scythe but I dont care THAT much for cosmetics

Im sitting here listening to youtube.com/watch?v=YxzZJjDRdeo

drinking tea
about to do some dunjuns for casual fun
I feel like eating nutella out of a jar

Its the middle of the night, and I just took a cool picture of my cat and dog brb lemmie show you

I just finished up an exam, and today will be the last day I ever stand inside a school. Im moving out soon.

Finished getting back to ruby now I'm playing Overmeme.

I thought you were cool...

YEAH

what the fuck marblemaid

i'm going to steal your cat and pet it

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>HOPE was full of people that made me feel lonely anyway
>HOPE wouldn't be my hugbox no matter how hard i tried

played memewatch for the evening with some chums, might play meme wars 2 tomorrow to do some things in there
overall, pretty alright

>HOPE: where even the attention whore circlejerking is a clique

feeling fine, just doing my daily /gw2g/ shitposting then any game that isn't gw2

ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF BLOODBORNE PVP

what's with your sudden need for attention, your boyfriend not giving you enough at home?

man this is fucking cool I found another dude like me
He even had the scythe I really wanted and everything

except I had the hat he wanted, so we were even.

Its ok! im in a nice relaxed guild now full of relaxed people who make me feel very happy

Im gay!

*pats*

>im in a nice relaxed gui
can you go blog there, thx

Because I don't need to! We can all happily share information one another because everyone is respectful of each other and things go by just fine

with one another*

Man this attention whore is the reason I'm a faggot. Women are fucking retarded.

so fuck off and blog there

nobody wants you here retard

the sound effects for when stag get hit is pretty unsettling

how do you think anet records all those animal pain noises anyways

>
From a giant library of sounds recorded or made
Like most game developers
Also no shit its unsettling, you just hit a fucking dear, what did you expect

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?
>has 50 different guilds that are all inaccurate

dark souls 3 is getting its first expansion pack this fall and another one early next year, when is the planned gw2 content supposed to release?

Why did marblemaid feel lonely in HOPE?

not enough attention

Bullied to death by the Clique Commander.

Marble isn't a woman
More than enough attention. I think marble has issues when given an audience and it becomes her own undoing
There is no clique left to command

How much do femsuras weigh?

please stop sending me insulting whispers

yeah, that'll certainly help.

which almost feels like it's baiting insulting whispers.

stop it please leave me alone

Anywhere between 22 and 52 kilograms.

femsuras are cute and i love them

Nice no trip, smart guy.

I want to marry a femsura.

How much fluid does a femsura excrete during an orgasm?

self-conscious noodlesura staring enviously at her thicksura friend

Is marblemaid underage?

user no, it's perfectly fine for noodlesuras to be noodlesuras, pls don't imply thicksuras are the only best thing. i love noodlesuras.

She is 20 years old.

Is it true that swagg erps? lmao

unhappy noodlesura subscribing to Miss Thicksi's Bulking Program

user stop

yea

I made a new thread with every Veeky Forums guild in the OP

why isnt rexxie in HOPE anymore?

why isnt vae in HOPE anymore?

I was playing like 1 year ago, just when the new map arrives I lost my MBR and fucked up everything.

Now I want to play again, Its necessary to brought the expansion pack? If not, I will miss something in the game?

no, wait until the price matches with how much content the expansion gives or wait until they finish the expansion

you would think a guild full of femsuras would make rexxie have some interest in being in it

And when that could be? Which price did you think its gonna be ok?

who knows when anet will actually finish the expansion, but at the moment i wouldnt pay more than $15 for it and they ask for $50

if you want a proper example of $50 worth of content, look at gw1 factions and nightfall

Bristling 45 kilos

>having a femsura this fat
take a jog you obese american

You can't ignore her girth.

yeah you cant ignore her period, because shes a hamplanet