>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team. -You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
because im not sad like holy shit I got the coolest fucking lizard the other day he just sits in my hand with his arms flung over my finger like a wee lazy cunt its amazing
Thomas Ross
Please don't mislead new anons, there are only 2 guilds
HOPE and FUN
Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing. -If no one is online, send a mail. -If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
David Fisher
Kappasura earning her thesis grant through hard work and innovative thinking.
Logan Perry
I'm the cutest HOPE femsura. Namedrop me and you will be rewarded.
Ian Butler
>the name crywank isnt taken >THE NAME CRYWANK ISNT TAKEN
Brayden Sanchez
THIS is the kind of funposting I like!
Julian Miller
stop lying dros
Ryder Parker
post yfw the thread is EXACTLY how you remember it
Jaxon Lewis
...
Owen Morris
...
Carter Brooks
Reminder that the handsome men of the White Mantle are the true path to righteousness
Jack Cruz
I don't lie
Nolan Ross
who even cares about this dumb shit, there's 5 guild slots, why does it matter when people can join multiple guilds?
Elijah Collins
drama epenis ego dickwaving prickwaving in general
Ryan King
user
2 of the guilds in the OP don't even exist and the 3rd is made up of rejects that might actually be school shooters
Connor Campbell
what matters is keeping actual new people from joining the new-people guild. This meme just tricks newfriends into joining a dead mapchat guild.
Oliver Young
I've been around long enough to know that all of those guilds listed do exist.
Brandon Lee
HOPE is dead tho
Leo Thompson
it doesn't really exist if none of the people listed as contacts don't play anymore.
Levi Gonzalez
as other user said its about not tricking new people, thats all
even if that were true, still the NA Veeky Forums guild
Ayden Watson
>HOPE is dead I think you are in a different HOPE user
Kevin Howard
Rusemaster an appropriate title for an asura?
Luke Reyes
pretend like I didn't include that "don't"
Robert Jackson
i remember when HOPEfags were saying for EU FUN to be removed from glist because they thought it was dead
Brody Hill
It really is though.
Oliver Barnes
kappasura at the pinnacle of her field but haunted by the stairway of bodies she made to get there
Sebastian Robinson
oh... its fine for me, I've been having a good time
Jace Jenkins
Compared to the other Veeky Forums guilds I would say HOPE is still thriving like these threads are.
Ayden Perez
It still is, but FUN friends don't remove HOPE from the OP.
Carson Gray
because they dont post here
Jordan Miller
HOPE doesnt remove FUN either, Drosera/whoever posts the pasta go out of their way to include both HOPE and FUN when talking about the guilds
Luke Powell
because they're dead
Joshua Foster
>mfw HOPE is a ded guild and they're trying to defend it
Josiah Baker
Let the dead rest
Brandon James
>saying a guild is dead means it's dead
I don't get what you're trying to prove here, buddy
Benjamin Clark
How is everyone feeling tonite?
Ethan Davis
I'm feeling you up.
Dominic Stewart
That'd be a first now wouldn't it?
Nicholas Cox
Nothing, i was just shitposting and it got out of hand.
Jose Gomez
Bored af
Evan King
Just got the plasma staff on my bloodborne thief guy, its the 2nd best looking staff for him, besides the scythe but I dont care THAT much for cosmetics
drinking tea about to do some dunjuns for casual fun I feel like eating nutella out of a jar
Its the middle of the night, and I just took a cool picture of my cat and dog brb lemmie show you
I just finished up an exam, and today will be the last day I ever stand inside a school. Im moving out soon.
Levi Watson
Finished getting back to ruby now I'm playing Overmeme.
Hunter Green
I thought you were cool...
Alexander Kelly
YEAH
Leo Perry
what the fuck marblemaid
Chase Reed
i'm going to steal your cat and pet it
Josiah Bell
...
Cooper Bailey
>HOPE was full of people that made me feel lonely anyway >HOPE wouldn't be my hugbox no matter how hard i tried
Jason Hernandez
played memewatch for the evening with some chums, might play meme wars 2 tomorrow to do some things in there overall, pretty alright
Nathaniel Ward
>HOPE: where even the attention whore circlejerking is a clique
Joseph Lewis
feeling fine, just doing my daily /gw2g/ shitposting then any game that isn't gw2
Dominic Hall
ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF BLOODBORNE PVP
Matthew Murphy
what's with your sudden need for attention, your boyfriend not giving you enough at home?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
man this is fucking cool I found another dude like me He even had the scythe I really wanted and everything
except I had the hat he wanted, so we were even.
Its ok! im in a nice relaxed guild now full of relaxed people who make me feel very happy
Im gay!
Camden Fisher
*pats*
Liam Gonzalez
>im in a nice relaxed gui can you go blog there, thx
Nathaniel Thompson
Because I don't need to! We can all happily share information one another because everyone is respectful of each other and things go by just fine
Parker Kelly
with one another*
Dylan Peterson
Man this attention whore is the reason I'm a faggot. Women are fucking retarded.
Owen Walker
so fuck off and blog there
Brandon Brown
nobody wants you here retard
Liam Fisher
the sound effects for when stag get hit is pretty unsettling
how do you think anet records all those animal pain noises anyways
Christian Myers
> From a giant library of sounds recorded or made Like most game developers Also no shit its unsettling, you just hit a fucking dear, what did you expect
Alexander Gonzalez
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild? >has 50 different guilds that are all inaccurate
Landon Hernandez
dark souls 3 is getting its first expansion pack this fall and another one early next year, when is the planned gw2 content supposed to release?
Jayden Torres
Why did marblemaid feel lonely in HOPE?
Justin Cooper
not enough attention
Camden Murphy
Bullied to death by the Clique Commander.
Easton Thompson
Marble isn't a woman More than enough attention. I think marble has issues when given an audience and it becomes her own undoing There is no clique left to command
Isaac Diaz
How much do femsuras weigh?
James Gray
please stop sending me insulting whispers
Caleb Cruz
yeah, that'll certainly help.
which almost feels like it's baiting insulting whispers.
Dominic Howard
stop it please leave me alone
Dylan Powell
Anywhere between 22 and 52 kilograms.
Levi Mitchell
femsuras are cute and i love them
Thomas Howard
Nice no trip, smart guy.
Ryder Mitchell
I want to marry a femsura.
Dominic Collins
How much fluid does a femsura excrete during an orgasm?
Ryan Hall
self-conscious noodlesura staring enviously at her thicksura friend
David Wright
Is marblemaid underage?
Gavin Bennett
user no, it's perfectly fine for noodlesuras to be noodlesuras, pls don't imply thicksuras are the only best thing. i love noodlesuras.
Logan Lee
She is 20 years old.
Matthew Hall
Is it true that swagg erps? lmao
Kayden James
unhappy noodlesura subscribing to Miss Thicksi's Bulking Program
Oliver Ortiz
user stop
Jose Hernandez
yea
Landon Gomez
I made a new thread with every Veeky Forums guild in the OP
Jordan Jenkins
why isnt rexxie in HOPE anymore?
Dominic Young
why isnt vae in HOPE anymore?
Nathaniel Russell
I was playing like 1 year ago, just when the new map arrives I lost my MBR and fucked up everything.
Now I want to play again, Its necessary to brought the expansion pack? If not, I will miss something in the game?
Jeremiah Fisher
no, wait until the price matches with how much content the expansion gives or wait until they finish the expansion
Jose Gomez
you would think a guild full of femsuras would make rexxie have some interest in being in it
Lucas Ortiz
And when that could be? Which price did you think its gonna be ok?
Oliver Flores
who knows when anet will actually finish the expansion, but at the moment i wouldnt pay more than $15 for it and they ask for $50
if you want a proper example of $50 worth of content, look at gw1 factions and nightfall
Austin Lewis
Bristling 45 kilos
Dominic Foster
>having a femsura this fat take a jog you obese american
Robert Baker
You can't ignore her girth.
Dylan Thomas
yeah you cant ignore her period, because shes a hamplanet