Spessmen on a space station: /ss13g/

>retardation and other disabilities will never be hard to cure
>Spessmen will never have randomly generated defects at a significant chance to happen because cloning and rye/alky is easy
>no cripple uprising

In the fucking trash it goes

The bus comes later

When the admins bus in a deaf squid

post your rare spess pictures

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whoose sec ban just ran up

Find the Clown.

Motherfucker, is that ice?
How old is this?

Left edge, midway down. I can see that green backpack a mile away.

surprised someone didn't go through with a fireaxe

>old OLD bar
>Ice
>robotics in engineering
>that robotics conveyor is all I can recognize

I want ice back

>green gas
WHAT IS THIS

>we will never have aerosolized mint toxin

Mint smoke while gabben disease is floating around.

>The bar will never be unfucked back into having a stage and not being thin as fuck.

I have never, ever, ever heard anyone complaining that the new bar was "thin"

newblob is l a g g y

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What's this room called?

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I've also summoned Ice'Sie the ice cream goddess
admins need to throw in more special characters bus

Interrogation or implanting/bible smacking room.

front door interrogation

BATTLEBROTHERS!

I got a mr clean summon after puke got added as a reagent and serviceborgs made near infinite puke and then were told to make the whole station puke covered. I think I cleaned about 200 tiles of puke that round with soap and an upgraded janicart.

It's called Processing

Interrogation is off to the side of the western cells.

Security who don't get this right and call it interrogation in round happen to always be shitcurity. A coincidence? No

It's probably not their fault
They've never had to use more than the cells if their victims are lucky enough to make it alive into the brig.

>it's literally fucking called "interrogation room" when an SPS goes off inside
tell us more about how everyone but you is shitcurity

>Get orders to perma someone
>know they're just going to break out and we're going to have to catch them again

Why do we even still have perma if everyone knows how to break out of it

Are you sure you didn't get lost on your way to the actual interrogation room? I wouldn't trust an officer who doesn't even know the brig to be able to follow co-ordinates given by an SPS either.

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This is formally known as Processing, colloquially known as Interrogation because those are also done in here

who wants to play pulsar: lost colony with me

end this meme

what meme

to give the illusion of some sort of batman v. joker antics and keep you interested on paper but it's really there just to make you angry
modern spess design revolves around tedium and pissing the player off

because you can bash their fucking head in and so can anyone else who sees that orange jumpsuit and is alerted through HoS desk announcement "HEY NIGGER MCGREYSHIT JUST BROKE OUTTA PERMA GET HIS ASS"

> Help AI has trapped me in the WARDEN

This is how dumb you sound

>finally found everything i needed for a cool virus
>fizzle
>telepathy
>lantern symdrom
>waiting effect
>shuttle docks and everybody goes home

pretty weak bait

It's obviously the Custody Room
It's not an office, and you can't make a verb into a noun just because that's what you do in there

It's grilled meat. You barbeque it. The meat isn't barbeque. You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
See where I'm going with this?

>It's grilled meat. You barbeque it. The meat isn't barbeque. You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
>See where I'm going with this?

What the fuck was up with the knight mutiny?

I was a part of it and I don't know. I was just going along with orders.

>You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
Maybe where you live.
By the way, what's this?

>arrive as QM
>at least 10 bee crates in disposals
>knights
>someone threatens to decapitate me
>order guns, wood, and barricade cargo
damn cos-players

>You don't say 'Who wants to go out and eat some barebque?'
Yes you do retard

It's the Detainment Suite

Everyone here wouldn't know how to play security if an admin jobbaned them and made them read the wiki 10 times over
Christ.

congratulations user, that post is the dumbest thing i've read ever since pic related

>Amerifats who can't speak english too good

Go choke on a hambuger. Sorry I mean choke on a hamburgering.

It's the Interview Room by the way

Sawbones, the Janitor, and some other chucklefuck just randomly gunned me down after they arrested the CE.

I'm pretty surprised only one of them got banned.

>Go choke on a hambuger. Sorry I mean choke on a hamburgering.

>It's the Interview Room by the way

>hamburgering
According to your own logic, wouldn't it be called grilled patty?

That's an insensitive comment, my wife's son died from chokings while hamburgering. Apologize at once!

M E A T C L U B

I'd honestly believe it. THE PLOT THICKENS

i put down the janitor and nour'zhuul or whatever for killing the cap

i just wanted to be samus

You mean metaclub. You don't want to know about the meatclub.
t. vore

Are some icons fucked for everyone else like doors not showing open panel, invisible assemblies and such?

Also can anyone else see the captain safe and item on the table from the halls? I can see if it's emagged from the hallway and anything on the table close to the wall.

Update BYOND

>implying literally anyone cares about vore anymore now that I stopped shilling that shithole

fuck off killete

On latest version and cleared the byond folder earlier. This mean you cant see the safe ?

Guess again bitchboy

i'd like to buy a vowel

so I made some shitty models for the lights and put them in my map

holy shit

it's still probably a shitty map but it feels like a better shitty map

now I gotta make the actual furniture and shit, though

Hi shitalus! Vore died off since the furries took over, and there's a new hot server in town.

I figured as such, I popped in as a ghost like 4 months ago and it was back to literally nothing and only the same shit-tier snowflakes like serki and dhaeleena

I'm glad it's over

Still looks a bit dark pal, unless maint is pitch black
Can you post maint?

the new hot server has about 4 people that only play lesbians

Probably because they don't want marinara sauce encrusted benis from pasta boyz

>not wanting a meal and a fuck

Guys. Tomorrow is last day of school for my area I learned. The server is going to get more players in the afternoon and probably morning if it's the same day for other states

Stomach acid is bad for my skin

That is one puffy vulva

School ended over a week ago in my state

this is the perfect time for medium rp week then

I really really really like this picture. Can I save it?

The highlander update just got merged.
Highlanders can now receive full heals by decapitating other highlanders.
Also all highlanders now have permanent hulk, making stun weapons useless during highlander mode.

First post ckey

>Highlanders are now perma-hulked, making them immune to stuns.
>A highlander will be fully healed if he decapitates another highlander.

Schools already out for half the country. Also that is one puffy vulva.

>no one will be the Eric Harris to my Dylan klebold during medium RP week

>making stun weapons useless during highlander mode
Not chloral ,':^)

can't make the lights themselves much brighter, otherwise anything that gets close turns pretty much neon, abusing manual falloff distance values to even out the lighting

and different lighting means some places that are well lit in SS13 are kinda funky in source

will post a shot showing one of the funky spots

what's gonna look really sucky is the fact that airlocks aren't gonna block light because static lightmap shit

Getting hit once in the face with a claymore downs you anyways

If you're gonna autism viro, get some metal and wall your windows. It's survival 101

>Crew not combining with cultists to jihad manifest cult armor ghosts at the blergs in a grey tide of hate and death while the crew keep them food, iron, and bandage them constantly.
Blew it.

Not if you're hulk, pay attention bro

Ah shit actual combat then I'm fucking hype

Then help them. One round of valids ends in an hour. Teaching a man to be good at one more job lasts a lifetime.
Only through better wiki pages and teaching will serbia become the toxihalla you wished for.

the perfect place to drag station waifus